Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Sad news, Keith Harris (the man behind Orville the duck) has bought it. http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32495447 I think he had a stupid monkey puppet as well, but Orville was easily the best. I mind them being on kids tv when I was a kid. There was a game for contestants "Orvilles sitting ducks" and when played a theme song ran in the background, going "sitting, sitting, sitting ducks, sitting, sitting, sitting ducks". In my head I would substitute "shitting" for "sitting" and thought that was the height of comedy. Still do. RIP Keith. I wonder what will become of Orville? Link to comment
johnstrac Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 No comment from Orville so far. 5 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Gone before operation ewetree came knocking. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 RIP Keith Harris... even as a kid I realised you were as talentles cunt, and a blind man could see your lips move at a hundred paces... but you tried your best to entertain us even though by the 1980s we had Atari and Colecovision, and ventriliquism was a good hundred years out of date. "Far's yer fuckin' stick and hoop, ye cunt!" I would scream with rage whenever he was on Telly. Shambles of a man... looked like a drinker at best and a beast at worst. Will be sorely missed. Link to comment
Redstar Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Dreadful baldie man perm , Butlins face and a monkey called Cuddles...God rest him...he was the 80's version of Michael McIntyre. Link to comment
caledonia Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Millertime will be on shortly asking which one is dead. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Load of shite. Bring Sweep home. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Did name bad for himsel considering he made s living out of fisting a bird on stage in front of kids. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 Orville looks like Tina turner after a few joints of white widow Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Reading aboot the guy today - apparently he was dyslexic. His headmaster used to call him to his office and ask him to read from a book - which he couldn't do - so he got the cane. Did alright for himself in the end though - 4 wives, one of them 19 years old. Apparently women used to go weak at the knees for a bit of Orville...... Might be a lesson there for all any sad cunt who can't get a bird. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 At least Rod Hull will have a soul mate. There's somebody at the doorThe Pink Windmill. My mate morphs into Grotbags when he's on the disco biscuits. Always looks like he's wearing makeup when he's dialt. Dead ringer for the bastard love child of Jade Goody and Eddie Izzard. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Orville looks like Tina turner after a few joints of white widowHahaha Link to comment
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