Sex Calculator

[looksgoodinred]

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/moneybox/2015/05/sex_history_calculator_is_your_number_of_sexual_partners_low_average_or.html

 

Enter your stats into our new calculator, and, based on your age and gender, it will tell you exactly which percentile you fall into when it comes to how many partners you’ve hopped in the sack with.

Why make a sex calculator? We were inspired by a study published this month in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, which found that millennials (or snake people, if you prefer) are on pace to sleep with an average of eight partners during their lifetimes, fewer than Generation X (10 partners) and the baby boomers (11 partners). In other words, as a group, today’s young adults are shaping up to be less sexually prolific than their parents.

 

huh.

 

EDIT: holy kazoo!!

"While glancing at the raw numbers, we noticed one man had purportedly slept with 1,000 people."

[BrianFaePerth]

Did the calculator go "TILT" in a flashing light way like a pinball machine when you did your calculations?

[looksgoodinred]

Did the calculator go "TILT" in a flashing light way like a pinball machine when you did your calculations?

 

no.

 

did you even register on the chart?

 

EDIT: removed the little saint smiley. figured that was probably pushing things.

[Poodler]

Sleeping with loads of birds is easy and tedious. Making love, now there's an art.

[looksgoodinred]

Sleeping with loads of birds is easy and tedious. Making love, now there's an art.

 

wise words, Poodler

[dervish]

Had to guess but only top 85%.

[tup]

What a pile of shite.

[RAZOR]

Sleeping with loads of birds is easy and tedious. Making love, now there's an art.

Nice.

[reekie_dock]

Sleeping with loads of birds is easy and tedious. Making love, now there's an art.

I hear what your saying @@Poodler,

 

But sometimes you have to to say, Hey am gan to fuck you slowly.....

 

Tenacious D, Fuck you Gently

 

Great tune for getting dame in the mood ?

[daytripping]

I'm bottom 20% and time is not on my side, not sure where it all went wrong to be honest, maybe birth??

 

I'll come good though, cream always rises.

[DD1903]

I'm in the top 69% . Wahey!!

[BrianFaePerth]

Thon calculator is awfy vague. Does a sexual partner mean full vaginal intercourse to completion or would shooting yer load in her gob count too?

[rumpus]

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