granite sheep Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Inspired by this: Have at it.... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You're what I used to describe in my pot enduced days as Tripper. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Smash fuck out of Ibrox and Celtic park, while doing a "helicopter" with my 10 foot nob. 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd spend my day being even bigger in O&G. Link to comment
paddy Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd challenge Godzilla to a massive game of ping pong. 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd take laxatives and sit on the roof of Ibrox catching my soft faeces in my hand and throwing at anybody outside the dump, before peeling the roof off, grabbing anyone inside, biting them in half and spitting them out . Then Id stroll down the road wanking and trying to shoot down the attacking jet fighters with my spunk . 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Smash fuck out of Ibrox and Celtic park, while doing a "helicopter" with my 10 foot nob.Ob I'd take laxatives and sit on the roof of Ibrox catching my soft faeces in my hand and throwing at anybody outside the dump, before peeling the roof off, grabbing anyone inside, biting them in half and spitting them out . Then Id stroll down the road wanking and trying to shoot down the attacking jet fighters with my spunk . sessed Link to comment
dave_min Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd spend my day being even bigger in O&G.I've changed my mind. I'd rather be a glass collector in an imaginary Middlesborough Hotel. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd be sending a death threat to Godzilla on Facebook. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Probably get my back sack & crack done for a laugh Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Fight a shark.Not bad tbh. That would be fucking sweet. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Sit atop the SFA HQ, with my balls gently swinging in the wind above the entrance, teabagging any fucker through the doors. Angrily flinging my 20 foot turds in every direction. Once I tire of that, destroy Ibrox and Parkhead. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd meet a couple of new posters, just to prove that I am the guy that meets the most. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Sit down out side Ibrox & Celtic park & light ma farts Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Throw some barrels at an Italian plumber. 1 Link to comment
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