ChutneyLove Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'll start with: ... a Fergie's nose? Was looking in the mirror the other day and I think I might have the start of one of those bright reed conks. Fair enough I've scoofed a fair bit in my time, but wasn't really the look I was after for my life after 40. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I would have had a "Daniella Westbrook", but wised up. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 I would have had a "Daniella Westbrook", but wised up. A deviated septum reconstruction is about the price of a weekend on the bing-bong. Get back on it. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Slightly bent nose, due to it being broken after being jumped by three gooners in '98. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'll start with: ... a Fergie's nose? I think I might have the start of one of those bright reed conks. I call it a "Rudolph" not a Fergie lol. Its dilated veins, which can be caused by various things. Sometimes called "spider veins". Guy I know in his 50s used to have a big red nose, but got it fixed on the NHS - some kind of laser treatment to calm the colour down. Made a big difference. Apparently you have to say its affecting your confidence / mental well-being, as they wont do it otherwise (a red nose isnt life threatening). Another way to calm it is to use 20% urea cream: "we have heard from others that Udderly Smooth Extra Care 20 Cream with 20% urea is surprisingly effective against spider veins" http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2014/10/23/how-to-get-rid-of-spider-veins/ Get it here, may be worth a try if its something which is annoying you: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Udderly-Smooth-Extra-Cream-Unscented/dp/B00D86VGYC Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 C_S - you know of any pubs in Glasgow with the game on tonight? @@Bad_Mobby Molly Malones, Hope Street (for definite, its on their facebook page) Also Malones, Sauchiehall Lane (another poster said he checked with them via email) Hope that helps. Strange that its both Irish bars, with similar names, in close proximity to one another - but any port in a storm! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Cheers min Just popped into The Rock in Hyndland - which normally shows Dons games, but they dinna have premier sports No bother; I thought the Rock might be an option but I hadnt heard either way. Heres the evidence for Mollys on Hope St showing it: Like Comment Molly Malones30 June at 09:21 ·Live Europa League Football this Thursday:Skonto Fc v St Patricks from 5pmFK Shkendija v Aberdeen from 8.05pmLike Comment ShareMolly Malones likes this. https://www.facebook.com/molly.malones.77 As for "Malones" - I heard it 2nd hand; I did email them myself to ask but did not receive the courtesy of a reply tut tut!(probably thinking "not him again!" lol) EDIT - would expect the likes of Walkabout would have it on too. Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 There used to be an old boy who I used to see walking about Rosemount Place years ago. He usually wore a flat cap and a long beige mac. I don't want to be cruel but I can only describe his nose as similar to the one below - but fatter and longer. I used to gawp at him as kids do but even then I felt sorry for him. He'll be deid years ago. Does anyone remember him? Probably not... Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 There used to be an old boy who I used to see walking about Rosemount Place years ago. He usually wore a flat cap and a long beige mac. I don't want to be cruel but I can only describe his nose as similar to the one below - but fatter and longer. I used to gawp at him as kids do but even then I felt sorry for him. He'll be deid years ago. Does anyone remember him? Probably not... I mind him, was he a fat dude? Think he worked as a scafie / street sweeper. Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Yeah, that's right, quite chubby. Looking back now I guess it must have been some form of elephantiasis or something similar. Never seemed to bother him though. You must be a similar age to me Chief cos this was years ago. Last time I saw him must have been in my very early teens if not younger. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 There used to be an old boy who I used to see walking about Rosemount Place years ago. He usually wore a flat cap and a long beige mac. I don't want to be cruel but I can only describe his nose as similar to the one below - but fatter and longer. I used to gawp at him as kids do but even then I felt sorry for him. He'll be deid years ago. Does anyone remember him? Probably not... Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Haemorrhoids? Never been bothered with the ol' Asteroids - but I know a bloke who's had constant trouble with them. Nae mentioning any names, but it's Slinky. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I've got a nice scar across my nose from getting it broken by a hockey stick, then the same place almost a year later, hockey stick again. Both times 3 hours in A&E, but it didn't ruin the 'good' looks Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Never been bothered with the ol' Asteroids - but I know a bloke who's had constant trouble with them. Nae mentioning any names, but it's Slinky. I'm sure he's more than happy to share that with everyone as well. Slinky is da man. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Yeah, that's right, quite chubby. Looking back now I guess it must have been some form of elephantiasis or something similar. Never seemed to bother him though. You must be a similar age to me Chief cos this was years ago. Last time I saw him must have been in my very early teens if not younger.I mine him wellAlso remember someone who played in a band around town, hippy looking dude who had a nose just like that Proboscis. I actually seem to think he had some sort of leather cover for it. And if any of you lads served your time with NG Baileys were there not a good few Snozzers amongst them lot ? Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Never been bothered with the ol' Asteroids - but I know a bloke who's had constant trouble with them. Nae mentioning any names, but it's Slinky. His Anus has been abused and battered over the years and mostly by himself I have no sympathy Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 I remember on one particularly nasty trip he was going to write to the Queen recommending a knighthood for the inventor of bumwipes. Arise Sir Bumpwipe! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I remember on one particularly nasty trip he was going to write to the Queen recommending a knighthood for the inventor of bumwipes. Arise Sir Bumpwipe Poodler Ricky Foster! Harsh. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Back on topic. ... a pair of slip-on shoes? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Never had a pair Had Velcro trainers though. Did they light up when you walked? They were height of coolness in the day. Them, a can on your bike tyre and you had the potential to be Airchie. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Chutneylove: google "veinwave" treatment for your rouge beak. Apparently costs £150 - 200 per session (privately) and just 1 or 2 sessions will restore said beak to its former glory. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Yeah, that's right, quite chubby. Looking back now I guess it must have been some form of elephantiasis or something similar. Never seemed to bother him though. You must be a similar age to me Chief cos this was years ago. Last time I saw him must have been in my very early teens if not younger. In my addled old brain I have been mixing proboscis nose up with another bloke. As you say he was an older mannie and used to wear a raincoat and bonnet. The bloke I was mixing him up with was another noticeable "character" who worked as a street sweeper, and he was Huuuuuuuuuge! God knows how they got day glow orange scafie dungarees to fit him. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 Chutneylove: google "veinwave" treatment for your rouge beak. Apparently costs £150 - 200 per session (privately) and just 1 or 2 sessions will restore said beak to its former glory. Settle doon min, I'm nae at the treatment stage. My nose was just a wee bit red the other day. I think it might have been sunburn. I think it'll be fine. I've blanked out my eyes in this picture to keep my anonymity. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 I've got 3 pairs of slip-ons.A pair of slip-on boots and two pairs of shoes - one black, one biege. Neither would fall into the paki-slider category. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Slip On Boots ? - Fitba Boots, Chelsea Boots, Kinky Boots what ? I class all my footwear as slip-on's as I am now too lazy to be bothered with laces Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 Slip On Boots ? - Fitba Boots, Chelsea Boots, Kinky Boots what ? I class all my footwear as slip-on's as I am now too lazy to be bothered with laces I think me and you could be chums, Robbie? Link to comment
caledonia Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Back on topic. ... a pair of slip-on shoes?Paki sliders Link to comment
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