Squirrel Caught Drunk In Bar

[The Cockney Don]

Not a big fan of the grey squirrel these days, but had a giggle at this :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502

[Chewie37]

I got in a few states when Caffreys was originally out, what was it, 5% on draft and far too easy to down

[caledonia]

canna think of acorny pun for this

[DD1903]

You're nuts

[rumpus]

Did you hear about the penguin who went to the bar every day just across from the circus?

 

No?

 

Ok.

 

He went in every day and asked and got a pint of lager. This went on for a wee while until an astute entrepueneir came up to him and said, hey min, with my management skills and your ability to talk we could make acouple of pounds. Leave the circus and come and work with me.

 

The penguin said: Hey min run tea fuck I'm a plumber.

 

Boom shakalaka. Best name of a horse ever.

 

Jasper Carrot is A no1, top of the heap'

 

Those little town blues......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are melting away.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gonna make a brand new start of it..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In old New York............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

xxxxxxxxx

[looksgoodinred]

i know there was an "is this art?" thread somewhere, but can't find it, and liked the sound of this thread title. so am posting here.

 

performance art.

 

Inevitably it is not only one’s own self that becomes recognisable through the Mirror Box. The audience’s reflection on the mirrored box simultaneously becomes a visual metaphor for the role reversal from voyeur to the object of view: a constant play of inversions analogous to our roles in the digital world.

 

huh.

 

(probably not safe for some workplaces even though the nipples have been shaded over.)

 

[KidCreole]

From start to finish this thread has everything that I like about AFCCHAT

[looksgoodinred]

From start to finish this thread has everything that I like about AFCCHAT

 

cos who doesn't love hearing about a drunk squirrel's escapades?

[RedBarron]

Why do squirrels swim on their backs ?

 

To keep their nuts dry

[fine-n-dandy]

Noticed there was no female participants in the fud touching experiment.

 

I'd have slipped a finger up her anus as well. I

Well in that case one of the guys had some seriously gay fingers complete with red nail varnish