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Which Celebrity Do You Look Like ?


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The celebrity I supposedly most resembled was Kurt Cobain... I've also been told I look like Beach Jesus, and one kid in Toys R Us was telling his father I was Thor, presumably he'd seen one of the recent films.

 

So, one celebrity and two gods... that's nae bad going really.

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I like loads of celebrities.

 

Went for an audition to get on Golden Balls. They asked for one true story about myself and one pile of nonsense. I got the gig and went too big bad Londinium down in England and met Jasper Carrot.

 

He's cool and a nice guy.

 

Never got on thre show though, had to go and work.

 

Love Mr Carrot all the same.

 

Love you all too, stand free for the mighty Aberdeen I will be going to Pittodrie next Thursday to watch us hump the forieng fucks again.

 

If I had a dollar I would sing a little sunshine.

 

Sleep is calling, not getting any younger and my heart one day is going to say fuck this I'm off.

 

But until then vodka and coke and gin and tonic and is the way ahead. And Malboro Lights

 

I saw the goals against the foreign team, Hat off to Mr Goodwillie for that delightful chip.

 

Exquisite.

 

 

xxxxx

 

Night night. Sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite.

 

Boom shakalaka. Best name for a race horse ever.

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Tends to be more Vernon Kay nowadays. Used to be regularly Prince William though.

Some might say that Bulgarian cunt who beheaded the quine in Tenerife though.

If you are the cunt in the Wenger sleeping bag coat... Peter Kay would be closer to the mark chief...
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Guest milne_afc

Somewhere in between Ray Parlour and Bastian Schweinsteiger

 

Better fitba player than both though.

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Young Ginger Baker

 

I look like the white Fats Domino

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Somewhere in between Ray Parlour and Bastian Schweinsteiger

 

Better fitba player than both though.

 

Settle min!

 

You are not that good looking.

 

I did that thing and it returned:

 

Christian Bale

David Beckham

Jake Gyllenhaal

 

Not a clue who the last one is, but have heard folk speaking about him.

 

You look like the love child of Ian Brown and Lionel Messi.

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