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We should let them reach the pitch and see if they can entangle opposition wingers etc, thus affording us a competitive advantage.

 

Is it stated explicitly in the rules of the game, that you cant use giant weeds to entagle opposition wingers? I dont think it is.

 

But, wouldn't that then affect Hayes & McGinn when we changed ends?

 

YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED, WIZARD.

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We should let them reach the pitch and see if they can entangle opposition wingers etc, thus affording us a competitive advantage.

 

Is it stated explicitly in the rules of the game, that you cant use giant weeds to entagle opposition wingers? I dont think it is.

Excellent plan. Now all we need to do is change the rules of the game where at half time we DON'T switch ends so our own wingers aren't entangled.

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When the ball was hoofed onto the mainer roof last week it attracted my attention of the near triffid sized plants sprouting up there. Long gone are the days of when returning from close season there was always something new in the ground to admire. The place is being left to rot

 

Like the electronic score boards last season? Or say the removal of a fence from the South stand this season?

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The club could grow it's own vegetables, become self-sustaining.

 

Like it.

 

After the squad has been fed, we could throw surplus vegetables at opposition wingers, to distract them and afford us a competitive advantage.

 

We could have eg "the sprouts game" just like we had a "snowball game" some years ago.

 

(NB throwing potatos when celtic visit may cause a riot, so best exercise caution there).

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The irony.

Not sure any of them could spell Irony. Spent 5 minutes arguing with one of them in the Merkland stand about change. The till blatantly said £4 and he handed me a £1 coin and a £2 coin. I told him he still owed me a pound and he looked at me like I was stupid and then said..."It's £4 change...." Yes, I know it's fucking £4 change, that's what i'm asking you to give me!!! After counting out the money in my hand a dozen times trying to make him understand where he's gone wrong, he ended up giving up and just giving me an extra pound. I honestly think to this day he still has no clue. He was one of 4 foreign black guys working that day, this one in particular had pretty shoddy English and clearly no idea about the currency either. They ended up having the longest queue on record that day.

 

Moved (back) to the South Stand this season though, new pastures n all that....

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Not sure any of them could spell Irony. Spent 5 minutes arguing with one of them in the Merkland stand about change. The till blatantly said £4 and he handed me a £1 coin and a £2 coin. I told him he still owed me a pound and he looked at me like I was stupid and then said..."It's £4 change...." Yes, I know it's fucking £4 change, that's what i'm asking you to give me!!! After counting out the money in my hand a dozen times trying to make him understand where he's gone wrong, he ended up giving up and just giving me an extra pound. I honestly think to this day he still has no clue. He was one of 4 foreign black guys working that day, this one in particular had pretty shoddy English and clearly no idea about the currency either. They ended up having the longest queue on record that day.

 

Moved (back) to the South Stand this season though, new pastures n all that....

 

One of the Moray Cup pair that sells hotdogs in the SS canna count either. Hotdog £3.50, handed him a fiver and he spent 2mins counting out £2.50 change.

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