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:laughing:

 

 

Strangely, I have noticed that - if you are sick - folk dont want you to hang around to help, they just want shot of you incase there is worse to come.

 

I was in no fit state to be cleaning upholstery anyway.

Have you also noted it happening when you are not sick?

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:laughing:

 

 

Strangely, I have noticed that - if you are sick - folk dont want you to hang around to help, they just want shot of you incase there is worse to come.

 

I was in no fit state to be cleaning upholstery anyway.

 

Sounds like a good night out at least.

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I always figured if I owned a chipper that I'd hand out free smoked sausages to the lassies...

Oh aye?

 

on the condition that they ate them on the premises, slowly, and did so without chewing...

Phew, thats more 'decent' that what I thought was coming next lol ;)

 

...while I wanked off into the fryers.

A rival to deep fried mars bars - I like it! It would be a roaring success.

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