Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Look at this scandalous example of sexist discrimination, women being offered free taxi fares if they pee in the taxi: http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/13527334.Taxi_driver_banned_over_urinating_claims/?ref=mr&lp=7 Outrageous; I once spewed in a taxi and - far from getting a free fare - I had to pay for it to be cleaned up. Bah! Link to comment
rumpus Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Serves you right for being a grotty fuck who can't take a drink. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Have to agree with 'the mess' there. You should have been made to clean it up yourself. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Serves you right for being a grotty fuck who can't take a drink. What an uncharitable response. I can so take a drink - it was food poisoning. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Have to agree with 'the mess' there. You should have been made to clean it up yourself. Strangely, I have noticed that - if you are sick - folk dont want you to hang around to help, they just want shot of you incase there is worse to come. I was in no fit state to be cleaning upholstery anyway. Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Strangely, I have noticed that - if you are sick - folk dont want you to hang around to help, they just want shot of you incase there is worse to come. I was in no fit state to be cleaning upholstery anyway.Have you also noted it happening when you are not sick? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Strangely, I have noticed that - if you are sick - folk dont want you to hang around to help, they just want shot of you incase there is worse to come. I was in no fit state to be cleaning upholstery anyway. Sounds like a good night out at least. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Gadz, ,aye he was trying to get the next passenger to boke so he could double up on money? £50 is the usual vom clean fare, I'm told..... Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Have you also noted it happening when you are not sick? Of course not, dave-min, for theres nothing to help clean up if one has not been sick. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I always figured if I owned a chipper that I'd hand out free smoked sausages to the lassies... on the condition that they ate them on the premises, slowly, and did so without chewing... ...while I wanked off into the fryers. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 There are apparently websites out there where burds do a bit more than pee to avoid paying their fares Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Spunk Fritters. I bet those cunts in that weegie stronghold Stonehaven will claim to have invented them Probably a healthier option than anything you'd get fae McDonalds. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I always figured if I owned a chipper that I'd hand out free smoked sausages to the lassies... on the condition that they ate them on the premises, slowly, and did so without chewing......while I wanked off into the fryers.I assumed he meant the lassies he was hiring to do the frying? Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 There are apparently websites out there where burds do a bit more than pee to avoid paying their fares I was watching a similar sounding documentary earlier today featuring a Steel Panther fan. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 I always figured if I owned a chipper that I'd hand out free smoked sausages to the lassies... Oh aye? on the condition that they ate them on the premises, slowly, and did so without chewing... Phew, thats more 'decent' that what I thought was coming next lol ...while I wanked off into the fryers. A rival to deep fried mars bars - I like it! It would be a roaring success. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 There are apparently websites out there where burds do a bit more than pee to avoid paying their fares SH*t in the taxi? Bet its more than £50 to clean that up....... Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 Tomorrow evening I shall be going around the bars of Glasgow - If I get a taxi home, I will suggest that I soil the passenger compartment in lieu of paying a fare. I will report back as to how I get on. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Weegie cunts won't know what the posh word 'compartment' ,means ;-) Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 The passengers obviously were not local to the Weege Link to comment
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