Dave Cameron Shags Dead Pigs.

[newcastlered]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister?utm_content=buffer72d9e&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 

Do your worst lads but I can't believe this is being trotted out now, can't see him stying PM for long if this is true.

[Canada_Don]

Evidence.

[Canada_Don]

I mean clearly it is true. But if the cunt is going to be fucked over there needs to be proof to show the masses.

[ChutneyLove]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, eh Slinky?

[BrianFaePerth]

The thing that shocks me is that the pig was dead, where is the thrill of the chase with these toffs.

[buchanskii]

Wouldn't surprise me, these boarding school tory twats get up to some weird shit as part of iinitiations.

[Sonoftherock]

Wouldn't surprise me, these boarding school tory twats get up to some weird shit as part of iinitiations.

 

There were a few lads from Eton and St. Pauls that stayed in my halls of residence, when I was a student at Edinburgh Uni. Some of the ritualistic behaviour and activities they used to indulge in were quite bizarre.

 

I'd never encountered these types of people before. Folk from that sort of background are completely detached from reality. They might as well be from another planet. It amazes me that the general public believe that the conservative party could possibly have any understanding or empathy for the average British citizen.

[Poodler]

I think anyone who thinks it acceptable to wrap their pringle jumper around their shoulders is detatched from reality and should be shot in the face

[RAZOR]

Our resident vegan and all round good guy @@dave_min will be up in arms about this.

[spamspamspam]

That would make a rather bizarre chipolata

[Tommy]

No squeal, No fun.

[Scrumpy]

Shags dead pigs? That's no way to speak about Thatcher.

[Scrumpy]

He'll never be able to call Samantha 'Babe' again....

[StandFree1982]

Any holes a goal n all that.

 

We've all pulled a bird who wouldn't look out of place hanging from a spit.

[Scrumpy]

[The Oxford Don]

I would just like to attest that at no time during my own stint at Oxford did any part of my anatomy enter a pig.

 

Granted after a few shots in one of Oxford's horrible nightclubs it was tricky to distinguish between a pig and some of the local wildlife, but still.

[The Boofon]

Technically it was a blow job and not a shag.

[RAZOR]

How much will the press be bidding for these photos?

 

Blank cheque.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

Miss Piggy is dead?

[pwtredz]

 

 

Miss Piggy is dead?

she is to kermit if its true !

the tory wank

[dave_min]

she is to kermit if its true !

the tory wank

Kermit isn't a Tory, he's clearly Green.

 

Idiot.

[elephantstone78]

I think anyone who thinks it acceptable to wrap their pringle jumper around their shoulders is detatched from reality and should be shot in the face

That's the real crime here.

Pringles are so1992.

Would still pump Sam cam though. Obvs

[Henry]

That's the real crime here.

Pringles are so1992.

 

 

Still tasty over two decades later.

[pwtredz]

she is to kermit if its true !

the tory wank

read it again !!!

 

idiot..

[spamspamspam]

[tightbreeks]

Looks like Kiki buu from dragonball z. Even set e bell in g2 thinks so. Same nipple but this time a Johnny. Looks very similar.

 

And both think they are entitled to rule but aren't meanly capable of pulling it off.

[Scrumpy]

...And both think they are entitled to rule but aren't meanly capable of pulling it off.

 

I can just imagine Cam's red sweaty face 'pulling it off' in to that pig's mouth..

 

But to be fair, a few pigs have pulled off my salty load. Is that a bit harsh on them? They seemed to like it.....

[Bluto10]

Cool topic.

 

Can we have more politics stuff on here?

 

It's ace.

[Scrumpy]

I love it when you get sarcastic Bloots. But it's not really politics. It's taking the piss out of a useless silver-spoon-in-the-mouth toff twat.

[Ke1t]

Gettin Piggy With It...