New Song?

[Saturday's Kid]

Probably not the best time to trial a new song after last night but here goes;

 

The Adams Family TV show theme song has some form as a terracing song but only as an anti-chant (for example)

 

Your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you like to f**k each other
the Lincoln Family.

Your city's twinned with hell
you're ugly and you smell
this ought to ring a bell
the Lincoln Family.​

 

Putting a more positive spin on it and adding the chorus how about

 

This is Pittodrie

We are the Red Army

Forever we'll stand free

We're Aberdeen FC

 

Come on you Reds

Come on you Reds

Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds

 

Chorus to be punctuated by hand claps rather than the finger clicks of the TV song which wouldn't really work in a terracing chant.

[minijc]

How about...

 

When I was just a little boy,
My Mother Gave Me a little Toy,
A Celtic fan on a string,
She told me to kick it's fucking head in

Fucking head in, fucking head in

She told me to kick his fucking head in

[Redstar]

How about...

 

When I was just a little boy,

My Mother Gave Me a little Toy,

A Celtic fan on a string,

She told me to kick it's fucking head in

Fucking head in, fucking head in

She told me to kick his fucking head in

Not bad...here's my effort

 

Craig Brown Craig Brown get to fuck

Craig Brown get to fuck

Craig Brown Craig Brown get to fuck

You scrounging dottled bastard.

[Redstar]

haha

 

what tunes that sir?

The GTF Song...

[the_shrimp]

SAME OLD CELTIC - SNIFFING FART WIND

[fine-n-dandy]

Probably not the best time to trial a new song after last night but here goes;

 

The Adams Family TV show theme song has some form as a terracing song but only as an anti-chant (for example)

 

Your sister is your mother

your father is your brother

you like to f**k each other

the Lincoln Family.

 

Your city's twinned with hell

you're ugly and you smell

this ought to ring a bell

the Lincoln Family.​

 

Putting a more positive spin on it and adding the chorus how about

 

This is Pittodrie

We are the Red Army

Forever we'll stand free

We're Aberdeen FC

 

Come on you Reds

Come on you Reds

Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds, Come on you Reds

 

Chorus to be punctuated by hand claps rather than the finger clicks of the TV song which wouldn't really work in a terracing chant.

Simply replace Lincoln with Weegie & it becomes a lot more versatile.

[ericblack4boss]

I always like to sing the second verse to the " in your Glasgow slums" song

 

You shite on the carpet,

And pish in the bath,

You finger your gran

And you think it's a laugh.

 

And the third verse

 

Your mum's on the game,

And your dad's in the Nick,

You can't get a job

Cos your so fucking thick.

 

For me they are an underused song that could bring g so much enjoyment to many

[fine-n-dandy]

I always like to sing the second verse to the " in your Glasgow slums" song

 

You shite on the carpet,

And pish in the bath,

You finger your gran

And you think it's a laugh.

 

And the third verse

 

Your mum's on the game,

And your dad's in the Nick,

You can't get a job

Cos your so fucking thick.

 

For me they are an underused song that could bring g so much enjoyment to many

 

You're

[The Oxford Don]

Same old Celtic, always farting

Same old Celtic, always farting

 

Repeat until bored.

[fine-n-dandy]

Same old Celtic, always farting

Same old Celtic, always farting

 

Repeat until bored.

Smelltic

[Pudgie]

 

Ohhhhhhh Graeme Shinnie

He is a dandy

He loves the Dons

 

He used to play for Caley but he realised they were shite

Now he is a dandy and he bleeds the red and white

 

 

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[The Boofon]

 

Ohhhhhhh Graeme Shinnie

He is a dandy

He loves the Dons

 

He used to play for Caley but he realised they were shite

Now he is a dandy and he bleeds the red and white

 

 

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Brilliant.

[Pudgie]

Brilliant.

It didn't catch on with Rooney so I'm hopeful for Shinnie. I'm sure this and the Shinnie Shimmy will be featured heavily this season.

[Reed or deed]

There's only one Graeme Shinnie.

He takes a howp fae a tinnie,

recovers the ball,

then takes on them all ,

walking in a Shinnie wonderland....

 

 

Just because I don't have a fart fetish it disna mak me a bad person.

[Reed or deed]

no, you're right, it doesn't, but your failure to spot rhythm ruining extra syllables does

 

idiot

Edit :

Any idiot would clearly realise that that statement is not part of the song.

Just more of an on topic signature.

 

However my apologies for making you feel the need to call me an idiot.

I bow to your superior knowledge and in future if I am to suggest any more ditties will make sure that I gain your musical , academic genius approval beforehand.

[Redstar]

Hats off to you RoD...18 posts in and spoiling for a mental joust with MT...you're a brave man.

[Redstar]

Tup's in charge chief...we're just foot soldiers...lets call it a draw.

[Reed or deed]

Hats off to you RoD...18 posts in and spoiling for a mental joust with MT...you're a brave man.

Mental joust. Oh for fuck sake.....

Didn't realise I'd joined a Facebook derivative .

[Reed or deed]

im sorry mate and I genuinely AM sorry, but I cant accept that

 

I need to see you admit I won

 

it wont change anything, if anything itll show you have a mental strength that should be admired

 

 

 

add me to facebook, when my latest suspension ends at 1001AM tomorrow ill joust you so much ill get a 4th suspension

Don't do Facebook min. For wifies that shite.

[Redstar]

im sorry mate and I genuinely AM sorry, but I cant accept that

 

I need to see you admit I won

 

it wont change anything, if anything itll show you have a mental strength that should be admired

 

Are you back on the meow meow MT?

[chaos_defrost]

I bow to your superior knowledge and in future if I am to suggest any more ditties will make sure that I gain your musical , academic genius approval beforehand.

 

You've obviously heard Millertime's Xmas album then

[caledonia]

Same old Celtic, always farting

Same old Celtic, always farting

 

Repeat until bored.

walk on walk on

youll never wear cologne

[Dusk( 2 Stars )Don]

Come over to my place were having a farty

Well be stinking and drinking ....

Such a atmosphere ....

[Chewie37]

A new treat for Smelltic

 

[Chewie37]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avoqrAnralQ

 

Ohhhhhhh Graeme Shinnie

He is a dandy

He loves the Dons

 

He used to play for Caley but he realised they were shite

Now he is a dandy and he bleeds the red and white

 

 

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Ever seen this one? A feckin basketball game too, watch up to 1.45, mental

 

http://youtu.be/WcvAOpnnMK0

[RUL]

Ever seen this one? A feckin basketball game too, watch up to 1.45, mental

 

http://youtu.be/WcvAOpnnMK0

Cam imagine the complete meltdown on here of that happened at one of our games.