Where's The Strangest Place You've Been Banned From

[Pudgie]

The Grampian Eye for standing up and shouting in the big balloon thing above the cage thingys. Strange situation.

[1903Fitba]

Casino.

 

Chinese folk aren't down with Rush Hour 2 references.

[dazzy_deff]

Depends, Are you here dad or bf?

No no just confirming if it's who I think it is before I virtual high five you.

[tommo1903]

I would also like to know this information as I have a hunch I know of this person.

[E-P-K]

I got thrown out of Ibrox at half time asking for a Hunburger, I have not been back since so unsure if it was a banning, or just an ejection.

[dazzy_deff]

I got thrown out of Ibrox at half time asking for a Hunburger, I have not been back since so unsure if it was a banning, or just an ejection.

I don't think I even made it to half time when I got launched. Defo not banned although Glasgow court would have seen me banned if they had their way.

[Redforever86]

I would also like to know this information as I have a hunch I know of this person.

 

Is she an international business woman? And went to bod academy?

 

I've been banned fae:

 

Exo, the flumes, a swimming pool at a french campsite, the boats at Duthie park.

[Tommy]

Got banned fae The Bells for suggesting there was something wrong with my pint.

 

Got banned fae Waterstones half an hour into a book signing session.

[Ke1t]

Got banned fae The Bells for suggesting there was something wrong with my pint.

 

Got banned fae Waterstones half an hour into a book signing session.

 

Any specific book, or were you just pulling them out at random?

[Tommy]

Any specific book, or were you just pulling them out at random?

Just any one I picked up.

[Zeus]

Liquid nightclub for getting into a slight ruckus

 

RS McCall on Braehead Way in 1997 for apparently stealing - I didn't, nae idea why the fat peado manager thought I did

 

Pretty boring tbh

[Poodler]

She's fae the shire.

 

I think all the BoDders I've rid have been howling.

But hey, it's bod.

[urbanprotection]

In 1998 I was in Chicago for a wedding with some mates. Hotel got us tickets for Jerry Springer which was filmed in the NBC Studios at the time.

We rocked up pissed and rather boisterous in full highland gear, were refused entry and asked not to come back. Fckn yanks.

[Redforever86]

Hmmm, can only presume I should know this person.

 

@@boboisared - what's app me, good man.

Da think it is the person Poodler nailed, her Instagram is comically non the less.

[Chewie37]

Got banned from the Malt Mill for giving drinks away when I worked behind the bar. Couple of the barmaids were taking home bottles of vodka so I got all the blame for the drop in stock. Oops

[tommo1903]

She's fae the shire.

 

I think all the BoDders I've rid have been howling.

But hey, it's bod.

South Shire?

[tommo1903]

 

Is she an international business woman? And went to bod academy?

 

I've been banned fae:

 

Exo, the flumes, a swimming pool at a french campsite, the boats at Duthie park.

Not who I'm thinking of.

[daytripping]

Banned from the Four Mile in Bucksburn for punching fuck out of this monster of a man called Bertie Knowles, he was a hun from Kincorth, looked like Jaws out of the bond flicks with a huge tache, he's dead now, heart attack or something.

 

Got a 6 Month ban, even got a hand delivered letter to my house informing me, it was my second home at the time, had to apologise and make peace with the guy after the 6 month was up. Lost a shit load of weight in those Months, came back like a racing snake.

 

Been banned from there loads of times but 6 Months was unprecedented at the time, the owner told me if I wanted to decide who drinks there I should buy the place.

[RAZOR]

Banned from the Four Mile in Bucksburn for punching fuck out of this monster of a man called Bertie Knowles, he was a hun from Kincorth, looked like Jaws out of the bond flicks with a huge tache, he's dead now, heart attack or something.

 

Got a 6 Month ban, even got a hand delivered letter to my house informing me, it was my second home at the time, had to apologise and make peace with the guy after the 6 month was up. Lost a shit load of weight in those Months, came back like a racing snake.

 

Been banned from there loads of times but 6 Months was unprecedented at the time, the owner told me if I wanted to decide who drinks there I should buy the place.

 

[Tommy]

Banned from the Four Mile in Bucksburn for punching fuck out of this monster of a man called Bertie Knowles, he was a hun from Kincorth, looked like Jaws out of the bond flicks with a huge tache, he's dead now, heart attack or something.

 

Got a 6 Month ban, even got a hand delivered letter to my house informing me, it was my second home at the time, had to apologise and make peace with the guy after the 6 month was up. Lost a shit load of weight in those Months, came back like a racing snake.

 

Been banned from there loads of times but 6 Months was unprecedented at the time, the owner told me if I wanted to decide who drinks there I should buy the place.

Failing to see why you got a ban.

[boboisared]

Yeah her. She runs a health blog now, no amount of clean living can make up for those talents though. She was a top shagger, a place in poodles' hall of fame.

Nice one. If you didna get a tit wank then it doesn't count.

 

For the folk asking who she is, Poodler posted a link to her instagram a good year and a half ago or so, when it was really interesting. She's since deleted all of the good photos and puts up shite ones now.

 

Dazzy nailed it though. Not her, but guessing who it was. Unless he has nailed her then good work.

[tommo1903]

Nice one. If you didna get a tit wank then it doesn't count.

 

For the folk asking who she is, Poodler posted a link to her instagram a good year and a half ago or so, when it was really interesting. She's since deleted all of the good photos and puts up shite ones now.

 

Dazzy nailed it though. Not her, but guessing who it was. Unless he has nailed her then good work.

 

I can't remember a year ago.

 

Sees a PM, bobo min.

[Dynamo]

Her initials are JS right?

[boboisared]

Her initials are JS right?

Aye

[Tommy]

Aye

JS!

 

That's not come as a shock.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I got thrown out of Ibrox at half time asking for a Hunburger

good work!

[RAZOR]

 

translation - you raised your voice, slightly?

 

You've clearly never met Daz.

[Pash]

Haha, MT you have turned really nasty recently.

[dazzy_deff]

 

You've clearly never met Daz.

Haha nah hes clearly not. Cunt seems affa mouthy just now.

[dazzy_deff]

 

I'd advise you do nothing to raise my current anger I have for you

 

for your own benefit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!