dave_min Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 No, it was murder capital, thank you very muchYou sure it wasn't stabbing capital? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Roid nomination here. Holy Christ. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Aye minijc, I'm pretty adept with a claw hammer, come out to insch tomorrow and ill fucking show you.You were a no show earlier this month you nonce. Link to comment
zander Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Roid nomination here. Holy Christ.Hes past roid club stage now. Farmers in general are angry men big 6ft chequred shirt wearing neep throwers but thats about it. I'd back mini to outsmart car park wanker. Link to comment
tup Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 If I were one of eb4b's sheep, I'd be hugely concerned at his volatile temperament at the moment and the implications that might hold for my backside. Link to comment
buchanskii Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 If I were one of eb4b's sheep, I'd be hugely concerned at his volatile temperament at the moment and the implications that might hold for my backside.Or indeed any livestock within a 10 mile radius Link to comment
tup Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I'd imagine he has access to firearms. Maybe a screenshot of these posts to Police Scotland and Cornhill might see a swift revocation of the licence. Link to comment
Proud9 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Aye minijc, I'm pretty adept with a claw hammer, come out to insch tomorrow and ill fucking show you. Show him what, your half insch? Assuming the side affects of using roids are true... 2 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I savagely murdered a daddy long legs this morning. Bastard didna even see it coming Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 You sure it wasn't stabbing capital? http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7018978 We might also have been stabbing capital. Glasgow smiles better, after all! Idiot Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7018978 We might also have been stabbing capital. Glasgow smiles better, after all! IdiotYou say the world (or Europe) yet the report just says Western Europe. Arms & legs eh. Typical Weegie Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Insch in the shortest town in Scotland. Link to comment
minijc Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Aye minijc, I'm pretty adept with a claw hammer, come out to insch tomorrow and ill fucking show you.I'd fucking hope so since all you ever seem to do is put up a fucking fence you megamongol. 1 Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I am Rumplestiltskin. Dab hand at weaving straw into gold when the odd Miller's daughter's in a spot of bother. Nae so good at kidnapping babies. Thems the breaks. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I think you're taking this internet forum thing a bit too seriously. Look at me, I'm not Susan Boyle, yet I hide behind her grotesque carcass of dropped butcher meats face and spout shite about a sport i'm terrible at. Sing us a song anyway. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Insch in the shortest town in Scotland.It also changed its name after the metric conversion.It used to be called 25mm. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Aye minijc, I'm pretty adept with a claw hammer, come out to insch tomorrow and ill fucking show you.Have they nae invented battery screwdrivers there yet? Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 It also changed its name after the metric conversion.It used to be called 25mm.You should have thought that one out. :-) Link to comment
dave_min Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You should have thought that one out. :-)Sma whoosh. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You should have thought that one out. :-)Youve lost me there bud ... Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You say the world (or Europe) yet the report just says Western Europe. Arms & legs eh. Typical WeegieI never said where. Milne AFC did. Thank you very much. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 It also changed its name after the metric conversion.It used to be called 25mm. 25.4 Idiot. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Insch in* the shortest town in Scotland.* IS ;-) Idiot. Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Youve lost me there bud ...I gathered that when I saw your confusion regarding pre and post metric system :-) Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I gathered that when I saw your confusion regarding pre and post metric system :-)Aha. I get you now.You knew my intent though lol. The joke was there, i had to shoehorn it in despite the arse for tit logic. :-) Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Aha. I get you now.You knew my intent though lol.The joke was there, i had to shoehorn it in despite the arse for tit logic. :-)You wouldn't be on here if you had a high IQ :-) Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You wouldn't be on here if you had a high IQ :-)Oi , cheeky fucker......You've quite literally insulted my intelligence. Interesting concept , thinking everyone's as thick as yourself though. :-) Link to comment
tup Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You wouldn't be on here if you had a high IQ :-)There are exceptions to that rule. Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 ahhaha love that is there a term for that particular example of the engish language? short, sharp, does the job, humourousGallus. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Insch in the shortest town in Scotland. You can drive through Nairn a lot quicker though. Link to comment
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