Tragic Songs That Shouldn't Be Tollerated

[Guest RosemountRed]

Recently when at Parkhead to watch us play well and get beat in the usual Celtic v Aberdeen manner I witnessed what can only be described as an excruciatingly cringeworthy exchange between some fat Aberdeen fans and some minky Tims, where the Aberdeen fans were singing "we hate Rangers more than you".

 

Possibly one of the most tragic songs that sections of our support engage in.

 

Are there any others that we should highlight as being unacceptable?

[Tommy]

We All Agree, The Taybridge Disaster Was Magic.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

fat Aberdeen fans

 

It wisnae me!

 

I think most of our songs are fine, cant think of anything I dislike tbh - but then im not much of a singer, I find my falsetto voice tends to draw ire in the stands

[Poodler]

Aberdeen boize making all thu noize

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Ooh, I thought of some - we were involved in "ticky ticky timex" chants at dundee and "ravenscraig" chants at motherwell

 

While I do approve of "getting it up" the opposition, mocking folk over job losses isnt clever.

 

But at least they were one-offs.

[RAZOR]

tolerated*

 

@

[Clydeside_Sheep]

tolerated*

 

 

I noticed that too, but decided to tolerate it.

[BWG]

Recently when at Parkhead to watch us play well and get beat in the usual Celtic v Aberdeen manner I witnessed what can only be described as an excruciatingly cringeworthy exchange between some fat Aberdeen fans and some minky Tims, where the Aberdeen fans were singing "we hate Rangers more than you".

 

Possibly one of the most tragic songs that sections of our support engage in.

 

Are there any others that we should highlight as being unacceptable?

 

Agreed. It should be "We hate Rangers more than you do". Unless their intent was to declare that they hate Rangers FC (deceased) more than they hate Celtic FC, but that would seem a strange thing to chant.

[dave_min]

Coldplay.

[RAZOR]

Anything by Taylor Swfit should be encouraged imo.

[Pudgie]

Anything by Taylor Swfit should be encouraged imo.

Especially her getting her chebs oot.

 

 

The Zerouali swally song needs dead.

[dave_min]

Anything by Taylor Swfit should be encouraged imo.

I'd like to see her coming out to sing the northern lights pre-match.

[spamspamspam]

Most of our chants are pish

complete lack of humour and imagination

10 men went to mow is probably most most irrelevant chant out there.

[Dynamo]

"You only sing when you're winning"

 

It's a lot better than singing when you're fucking losing!

[Mr John]

Tragedy - Bee Gees.

 

Or "Steps" if you're young and terminally ignorant.

[dave_min]

Most of our chants are pish

complete lack of humour and imagination

10 men went to mow is probably most most irrelevant chant out there.

Why are they singing about cutting the grass?

[Dal Riata Don]

'XYZ is a shit-hole and I want to go home'

 

Well yiv paid yer money so fuck off - what's keeping you - the doors aren't locked.

[RAZOR]

Tragedy - Bee Gees.

 

Or "Steps" if you're young and terminally ignorant.

 

Steps is the only version I've heard.

[StandFree1982]

'XYZ is a shit-hole and I want to go home'

 

Well yiv paid yer money so fuck off - what's keeping you - the doors aren't locked.

X Y and Z are only shit holes because it's where we keep our singing section.

[RAZOR]

Is Samantha Mumba still a massive Dandie?

[Patty]

"We scored a goal" was an embarrassing chant at Parkhead.

[DD1903]

A lot of the shite chanting seemed to come from the guy who looked like a shaved ape and the chubby glaekit guy with specs and their entourage.

[Bamber]

Ten men went to mow - don't know why but I just hate it. Just seems really juvenile.

 

Stand up if you <insert phrase here> hate it too

[DD1903]

I couldn't join in the with 'we support our local team' chant at park head either...

[Guest RosemountRed]

Another bad one is "Graeme Shinnie he's one of our own"

 

Cringetastic.

[Merkie84]

W have some dreadful songs but surely the thing to do is make up better ones and replace them?

[StandFree1982]

We're grown men singing songs about other grown men who kick a ball around a field.

 

Everything about it is cringe worthy.

[ericblack4boss]

Aberdeen they sing,

That is sure leaving us open to being reported under the trade descriptions act,

 

We clearly are NOT the greatest team the world has ever seen.

[dave_min]

We clearly are NOT the greatest team the world has ever seen.

Hun.

[fine-n-dandy]

Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen

Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdee-een

Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen

Aberdee-een Aaaberdeen

 

(or Ab'deen ) which ever way you care to pronounce it is a pretty damn cringe worthy song.

 

I think we should do away with songs at games & just have loads of electronic message scrollers all around the inside of grounds, so we can just text abuse about the opposisition into the system throughout games.

Clubs could charge 5p a text & they'd make a fortune.