tup Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fitness freaks can now make virtual currency by simply walking. You can exchange it for new shoes, amongst other things. I think the idea long term is to eradicate fat folk. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Do you get anything for shagging? Link to comment
tup Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 You could always invent bitshagging. I think it works on GPS, not sure how you could prove you had not just folded your pillow in half and ploughed in mind you. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Well, wearing holes in your shoes through excessive walking in order to get points to earn new shoes sound like a vicious fucking circle to me. What are the other things you can buy, new knees , ankles? Link to comment
tup Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 That's what I thought but at the moment I wear my shoes out from excessive walking and have to buy new ones myself. So it represents progress for sure. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fuck that shite, swegways are the future. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 That's what I thought but at the moment I wear my shoes out from excessive walking and have to buy new ones myself. So it represents progress for sure.Judging by shape oh you that will be every 25 years... Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Bitjogging has nearly happened to me more than once in the past, usually avoid parks these days, beat the streets for me. Link to comment
tup Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 Judging by shape oh you that will be every 25 years...I could beat you at any sport small ginger man. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Anyone who classes walking as fitness is sma gay Link to comment
tup Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 They reckon black folk in the likes of Malawi will do this as a full time job. You can make $26 a month, which is a living wage over there. They are chasing chickens anyway. May as well turn a pound from it IMO. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Fitness freaks can now make virtual currency by simply walking. You can exchange it for new shoes, amongst other things. I think the idea long term is to eradicate fat folk. Its true, they hit upon this idea after it was found the fat folk were too fat to fit through the door of the gas chamber. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Anyone who classes walking as fitness is sma gay What about power walking? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 What about power walking? Harold Bishop was a big fan of this. That and his Tuba. Some boy. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Old people shoes aren't that expensive anyway Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Winner if you do a lot of sport. I'll be virtually rich Link to comment
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