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Uh, fuck, been asked that question for years and still dinna ken.

 

Bergen is home in that eh ken it better than any other place in the world. My viewpoint on things is always compared to how things are here.

 

Various places such as Brampton, Canada, and Londonistan get an honourable mention too.

 

 

The keen-eyed amongst you will notice eh havenae mentioned Dundee, it's alien to me. It still amazes me the 21st century has come to Dundee when the 20th was still trying to get a foothold when eh left.

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Oddly enough I love in a place called 'The Village', which is an area of 'Historic Interest' or some such bollocks.

 

There's plaques and signs all over the shop explaining how in 1592 Obediah Arkwright did bravely slaughter 60 Huron Indian children on this spot, or that Here be the site of the largest culling of the now extinct Michigan Lake Otter.

 

There's also a first rate microbrewery, indoor fitba pitches, a Mongolian BBQ, and a strip full of restaurants and bars.

 

Essentially there's no black folk in my neighbourhood, is what I'm trying to say...

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Bod.

 

I'd stayed in the same house all my life till 3 months ago. Never been away from it for more than a 3 week holiday.

 

No offence, but to me it's amazing that someone can live in the same town, let alone the same house all their life. In the same way, people can't relate to me having lived in 7 different countries, and countless different towns.

 

It takes all sorts eh guess.

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No offence, but to me it's amazing that someone can live in the same town, let alone the same house all their life. In the same way, people can't relate to me having lived in 7 different countries, and countless different towns.

 

It takes all sorts eh guess.

Parents never moved, then I went to uni in Aberdeen so just stayed at hame, then I spent money on other things before saving up to move out. Just the way things go.

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Hi all,

 

I'm from Wick also. For those of you who don't know where that is, it s approx 1762.6 miles north of

Incerness.

 

I whittle pool cues for a living and own a wheelbarrow. I use it to deliver eggs to my neihgbours and for taking my shopping home from telco. Fucking sure I'm name paying 5p for a carrier bag.

 

Every year the village has an incest competition. Next year I'll be entering my sister. She wil probably find it hard to take.

 

Hope everybody is happy and it's not raining in your place of life.

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Hi all,

I'm from Wick also. For those of you who don't know where that is, it s approx 1762.6 miles north of

Incerness.

I whittle pool cues for a living and own a wheelbarrow. I use it to deliver eggs to my neihgbours and for taking my shopping home from telco. Fucking sure I'm name paying 5p for a carrier bag.

Every year the village has an incest competition. Next year I'll be entering my sister. She wil probably find it hard to take.

Hope everybody is happy and it's not raining in your place of life.

Woeful :clangers2:

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