Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[manboobs109]

31 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Moobs was asking for pics of posters a while back 

You won't shame me fucknuts

[manboobs109]

24 minutes ago, Poodler said:

He shagged his bairn cousin 

 

He’s basically Jerry Lee Lewis 

That's not you on about shagging underage birds is it poods? How very unusual.

I've got your number.

[Poodler]

Do you want into the business like ?

[manboobs109]

Just admit it you fucking dingbat. Save every cunt a bit hassle and sign on the register voluntarily, you'll end up there anyway.

[Poodler]

Admit what? 
 

the trolling of an unfashionable overweight  drug addict? Guilty of that! 
 

 

[Poodler]

Won’t accept that most posters here have probably sowed a Bairn (whilst underage themselves but that lessens the statement) 

 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

What’s moobs getting upset about now? 

I'll get upset about whatever I fucking want to fuckface

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Won’t accept that most posters here have probably sowed a Bairn (whilst underage themselves but that lessens the statement) 

 

You're a wee bit too into the beasting for my liking son. I've noticed a pattern. We'll just leave it at that.

[Poodler]

Folk get all uptight about it but we were all shagging before 16, it’s ok to admit it, Moobser 

thon velvet quim, they’re few and far between at this age!

[Poodler]

Haha, enjoy yer night pal 

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Haha, enjoy yer night pal 

Just you keep yersel on the right side of the law. I'm not judging anyone but I know your type. Good cunt but a beasty Bob on the QT. Keep a lid on it and we're golden.

[Howard Marks]

41 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'd be fucking furious if I died 2 months before my 100th birthday.  

I actually lol-ed at that.

[Dons79]

3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Don't worry bud. 
 

I have a Lou Reed tattoo. He had a sketchy past.

 

TuPac raped a child tho.

https://lyvonnep.com/blog/2019/1/12/cancel-biggie
 

so did biggie?

still a big fan? 

[tutankamun]

Local celebrity Muhammad Rafique, owner of Shahbaaz Indian restaurant, one of Aberdeen’s finest. RIP

[BrianFaePerth]

Great as the gay Hamilton in BB

[alscotoz]

12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Honestly, eh watch fuck all Oz tv. It’s shite. 

True. Only found out when it interrupted the footy... but they did wait until half time and were back in time for the second half

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Always preferred Biggie anyway 

 

Tupac pretended to be a gangster so much he became one. Biggie was out on the streets fo real fo real

I prefer a six pack to a two pack. More enjoyment out of half a dozen beers that just the two.

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Dons79 said:

https://lyvonnep.com/blog/2019/1/12/cancel-biggie
 

so did biggie?

still a big fan? 

Ah well. 
 

Both of them will be meeting the devil. 

[caledonia]

BBC receiving so much complaints about the wall to wall coverage of the parisites death they have set up a quick fill form.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/contact/death-duke-of-edinburgh-tv-coverage

 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, caledonia said:

BBC receiving so much complaints about the wall to wall coverage of the parisites death they have set up a quick fill form.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/contact/death-duke-of-edinburgh-tv-coverage

 

? 

 

Ace eh

[muttonhumper]

19 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Price Phillip Toast

This is Celebrity Death thread.

Not inbred, freeloading, brain the size of a baked bean Deaths.

[muttonhumper]

6 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Local celebrity Muhammad Rafique, owner of Shahbaaz Indian restaurant, one of Aberdeen’s finest. RIP

 

one of the Granite City's better curry hooses. RIP.

 

10 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

It's embarrassing. 
 

Letting yourself go, into a fat bald disaster 

 

Couldn't be me 

I bumped into the pipes post match Groningen square in an alcohol and ganja infused haze around 3am.

He was stylish, slim, spaced oot and cool wi a heed o hair nae handy.

Must be a different cunt you are thinking aboot.

 

11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Dont forget decorated Naval War Hero. 

Bastard, forgot that een.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Coverage was to be expected, and let’s face it was another trial run, dress rehearsal if you like.  My only beef is why not dedicate one channel if they must or even better, announce he’s dead and we’re all very very sad and in 24 hours we’ll produce some decent programmes about how we’re all very very sad.  Trying to do it instantaneously for a ridiculous number of hours  a/ was shite, all his friends were very very sad apparently and b/ forced the reporters to pretend they weren’t rolling out pre recorded stuff they did weeks ago.

And c/ it’s disgusting his final wish of a white blanketed “barbecue party” from a garden in LA was ignored.  With quite a few of last night’s very very sad sycophants first in line to attend I’m sure.

[Lencarl]

Prince Phillip would often sleep for much of the day, but there were moments of great lucidity and joyful togetherness with the Queen. One such moment came when he dropped his reading glasses. A footman in attendance leapt forward to pick them up. 'Never mind,' the duke said, raising his arm. 'I'll do it.' And so he did, bending down to the floor.

 

What a star he was.......

[muttonhumper]

[muttonhumper]

Marvellous record.

 

[muttonhumper]

?

 

[shut up meg]

2 hours ago, caledonia said:

BBC receiving so much complaints about the wall to wall coverage of the parisites death they have set up a quick fill form.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/contact/death-duke-of-edinburgh-tv-coverage

 

The Day Today called it 25 years ago

 

[shut up meg]

34 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Coverage was to be expected, and let’s face it was another trial run, dress rehearsal if you like.  My only beef is why not dedicate one channel if they must or even better, announce he’s dead and we’re all very very sad and in 24 hours we’ll produce some decent programmes about how we’re all very very sad.  Trying to do it instantaneously for a ridiculous number of hours  a/ was shite, all his friends were very very sad apparently and b/ forced the reporters to pretend they weren’t rolling out pre recorded stuff they did weeks ago.

And c/ it’s disgusting his final wish of a white blanketed “barbecue party” from a garden in LA was ignored.  With quite a few of last night’s very very sad sycophants first in line to attend I’m sure.

They have a lot of this stuff pre recorded. The BBC actually made an arse of it during a practice run and announced the queens mothers death.

https://apnews.com/article/ee2d0ae4e2d5d7051a9e05f16f84261d

[caledonia]