Edwin Starr Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dons79 said: Not at all, 5”3 😂😂😂😂 daunting when at the match up in Aberdeen, folk are just built huge 5ft3 . My daughter's 5ft2 and my loon 6ft5 . Huge difference there. My mechanic mate is 5ft3 he's an ace laugh. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: She ever pick you up so you can grab it yourself? Nah that’s terribly emasculating, a just ask instead 😂 Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 Fthuns Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Dons79 said: Not at all, 5”3 😂😂😂😂 daunting when at the match up in Aberdeen, folk are just built huge Fucking hell. So your boss's Mrs you was pumping in the caravan was actually sexed up in a Wendy House. Making Mary look like Duncan Ferguson here.... Hoo mama. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Fucking hell. So your boss's Mrs you was pumping in the caravan was actually sexed up in a Wendy House. Making Mary look like Duncan Ferguson here.... Hoo mama. Was a really big posh static one to be fair, but yes I don't need much room to feel comfortable, was laughing at the airplane seat thread the other day, most opted for the aisle for legroom and easy toilet access, a could fit in the overhead bins and be comfy 1 Link to comment
tutankamun Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 On 2/15/2023 at 9:19 PM, Ke1t said: Christ knows how many tugs I had to Raquel... but it has to be in the hundreds. Thank you for your service. Cracking set of knockers. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 5 hours ago, Dons79 said: I’ve made peace that I have to tap a big lassies shoulder to get something from the top shelf in Asda, no fucks given😂 You need to be careful, that could be deemed sexual assault in this day and age. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Dons79 said: Exactly MAD, you can’t change how you are, folk would get on better if they just accepted their lot and got on with it and didn’t care what other folk think, I’ve made peace that I have to tap a big lassies shoulder to get something from the top shelf in Asda, no fucks given😂 They flogging porno mags in Asda now? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: 5ft3 . My daughter's 5ft2 and my loon 6ft5 . Huge difference there. My mechanic mate is 5ft3 he's an ace laugh. How tall was your milkman around the time your boy was born? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: They flogging porno mags in Asda now? Wouldn’t know Brian, That’s a bridge to far, the top shelfer, my top shelf is your middle shelf, just a pipe dream aw the way up there 2 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: This what happened when the hubby got hud of you…? Reminds me of our first date, beats me every day, do you know Angela😂 help Link to comment
NEM Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 15 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: 5ft3 . My daughter's 5ft2 and my loon 6ft5 . Huge difference there. My mechanic mate is 5ft3 he's an ace laugh. Do you refer to all your pals by their profession Buc? 😄 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: How tall was your milkman around the time your boy was born? Alfred Hawthorne Hill was a very small dumpy chap min.😉 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 1 hour ago, NEM said: Do you refer to all your pals by their profession Buc? 😄 Aye I've got nicknames for most on my phone .😁. Just got a text the now from keep fit fat Steve . They all know what nicknames they have and see the funny side of it . Otherwise I wouldn't do it . Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: Aye I've got nicknames for most on my phone .😁. Just got a text the now from keep fit fat Steve . They all know what nicknames they have and see the funny side of it . Otherwise I wouldn't do it . A married older lassie I know from Berrrkenhead has a local lad I know listed as Wendy on her phone. 😄 You can never be too sure who's hands your phone ends up in. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 12 hours ago, tutankamun said: You need to be careful, that could be deemed sexual assault in this day and age. No it couldn't. 3 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Do you know that old joke about the guy who has ‘Wendy’ tattooed on his ding dong? 😂 No, I don't know the one about the lad having Wendy embossed on his door bell.😉 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 Christian Atsu Leaves behind the legacy of a great curry. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: Christian Atsu Leaves behind the legacy of a great curry. ....as well as a bodily reaction. He had the perfect name to endorse boxes of tissues. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 46 minutes ago, Parklife said: Christian Atsu Leaves behind the legacy of a great curry. Oh shit. Never heard of him before, but a big Rocky what plays for Hibs looking brother. Games a bogey. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 22 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: A married older lassie I know from Berrrkenhead has a local lad I know listed as Wendy on her phone. 😄 You can never be too sure who's hands your phone ends up in. That's deceiving though. But some married folk get married for the wrong reasons I guess . Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 37 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: That's deceiving though. But some married folk get married for the wrong reasons I guess . I agree loon, it is very deceiving. She also shagged a married mate of mine in the lane adjacent to my former local. She is a nice quine though. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted February 18, 2023 Site Sponsor Share Posted February 18, 2023 20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I agree loon, it is very deceiving. She also shagged a married mate of mine in the lane adjacent to my former local. She is a nice quine though. Classy Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: She is a nice quine though. She sounds quite the dream. What's her number? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: She sounds quite the dream. What's her number? It's 0151 800 8522. Best of luck🤞 . Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It's 0151 800 8522. Best of luck🤞 . Was genuinely tempted to text some banter to that incase it was a real number but thought better of @police showing up at my DM door. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 Just now, Fridge said: Was genuinely tempted to text some banter to that incase it was a real number but thought better of @police showing up at my door. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 15 minutes ago, Fridge said: Was genuinely tempted to text some banter to that incase it was a real number but thought better of @police showing up at my DM door. 😄😄. A certain few snitches, grasses, and sniffers are only to willing to land you in it min on here. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 ^ Pair of drama queens. 1 Link to comment
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