The Inconvenience Air Biscuit

[dervish]

What's the gut drop you've got stored in memory that, even in the fog of definate blame, distain smeared itself across the occasion?

[Chewie37]

This may need explained once sober

[RAZOR]

I remember my first beer

[Jigot]

Out of all the shit bubbles that have popped in my pants, the one that sticks out is the weather baloon sized shart, that bust forth at a wedding I was at. Funnily enough it was gererated by a couple of gallons of Guinness and the Helium out of around a dozen balloons.

Thank the good Lord, I didn't wear a kilt at that wedding.

[spamspamspam]

poor mans rocket

[granite sheep]

I mind dropping anchor in a taxi once, tried to blame the leather seats but smells never lie. The game was up when all 4 side windows immediately dropped after the pungent aroma hit the driver..

[reekie_dock]

First meal with my misses in her house I dropped one and tried blaming the fish tank...

 

Turns out she's nae that gulable.

[360]

Superb opening post.