granite sheep Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/05/world/africa/boko-haram-food-crisis.html After rampaging across Nigeria for years, forcing more than two million people to flee their homes and farms, Boko Haram appears to be falling victim to a major food crisis of its own creation. Farmers have fled, leaving behind fallow fields. Herdsmen have rerouted cattle drives to avoid the violence. Throughout the region, entire villages have emptied, leaving a string of ghost towns with few people for Boko Harm to dominate and little for the group to plunder. Fuckin stupid bastards! Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Introduce Boko to the lunch thread, see how long until 'human' appears Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I always preferred their European cousins, Procul Harum.......... Link to comment
granite sheep Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 Can see the fuckers failing at planting crops: BH 1: "a need some chips!"BH 2: "plant some tatties then"BH 1: "ah dinna want tatties, ah want chips! Where's the chips plants??" Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 This kind of thing happens repeatedly in africa. Rhodesia was know as "the bread basket of africa" because it produced and exported so much. Now, as Zimbabwe, the same country has frequent food shortages. Idiots. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 If Boko Haram had watched the movies of popular Jewish actor Woody Allan they would already have the solution to their problem. They would also realise that now is a good time to make their official language Swedish, and that onnerpans should be changed every half hour. Also, onnerpans should be worn on the outside so... we can check. Link to comment
KidCreole Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Surely they have plenty school girls to eat Link to comment
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