Last Meal

[Clydeside_Sheep]

If you were on death row and due to be zapped via electric chair, what would you choose as your last meal?

 

I think the prison authorities are reasonable and will accomodate anything within reason (so, no "Breast of Golden Eagle", 3 Bottles of Cristal etc).

 

Texas abolished the last meal ritual for prisoners, after some guy ordered loads of stuff and then didn't eat any of it, saying he wasnt hungry. I admire his defiant-to-the-last attitude, but cant help but feel he wasted it for others.

 

 

 

[ab24_5qh]

White Pudding Supper.

[StandFree1982]

I've have a Phal. So when they zap me my ass explodes in a raging tsunami of lava faeces.

[dave_min]

Uncle Bens Pot (Mexican Chilli)

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I've have a Phal. So when they zap me my ass explodes in a raging tsunami of lava faeces.

 

I had to google that; gads - it sounds awful. The authorities might not grant such a wish as it could well kill you before they do!

 

I like your thinking though.

[McPhee123]

Barely cooked steak, peppercorn sauce, massive chips and peas, washed down with a pint.

 

Maybe slightly dull for a last meal but can't think of anything better at this point in time.

 

I'll take a snickers for pudding too

[StandFree1982]

 

I had to google that; gads - it sounds awful. The authorities might not grant such a wish as it could well kill you before they do!

 

I like your thinking though.

It's not as hot as they make out. I had one in one of the restaurants in Aberdeen and it wasn't that bad.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Uncle Bens Pot (Mexican Chilli)

 

Is that from the Uncle Bens "Rice Time" range, Dave_min?

 

(You need to be very specific: imagine they brought you the wrong thing - what a cock up that would be, it would definitely spoil going to your death afterwards).

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I think I would have a chinese breast of chicken (chopped) curry with fried rice, and a fish supper.

 

I would mix the chips from my fish supper into my curry, and have the fish on its own as starter or side.

 

(I know thats pure greed, but it is my last meal after all)

 

Zantac for desert - only thing worse than going to the electric chair is going to the electic chair with acid indigestion.

[StandFree1982]

I'd have Chicken Pakora as a starter. An Indian for main, not really sure which...most are very good that I couldn't choose a favourite and topped off with Sticky Toffee Pudding (with custard)

[The Boofon]

I think I would have a chinese breast of chicken (chopped) curry with fried rice, and a fish supper.

 

I would mix the chips from my fish supper into my curry, and have the fish on its own as starter or side.

 

(I know thats pure greed, but it is my last meal after all)

 

Zantac for desert - only thing worse than going to the electric chair is going to the electic chair with acid indigestion.

You'd get plenty more meals in heaven.

[The Oxford Don]

Mind there was an incident a few years ago in which a soon-to-be-executed prisoner, in a genuinely touching gesture, asked for his last meal to be donated to a homeless person... and the prison authorities refused!!!

 

America is a bit fucked-up TBH.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

It's not as hot as they make out. I had one in one of the restaurants in Aberdeen and it wasn't that bad.

 

Could you even taste it? Did you enjoy it?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

You'd get plenty more meals in heaven.

 

It would be presumptious to expect going to heaven, thats an old pit fall.

 

So, we need to have something here for our last meal. What are you having?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Mind there was an incident a few years ago in which a soon-to-be-executed prisoner, in a genuinely touching gesture, asked for his last meal to be donated to a homeless person... and the prison authorities refused!!!

 

America is a bit fucked-up TBH.

 

Yes indeed, its all been downhill since they threw off the British yoke!

[Poodler]

Human flesh. Preferably the quim of an unspoilt 16 year old Ugandan

[Reed or deed]

An angel delight and a soda stream.

[Jigot]

Tandoori Mixed Grill with a minced Nan and for pudding, a bucket sized pot of Orlandi's Amoretto ice cream, Ta!

[caledonia]

McDonald's drive through but if they don't give me a car

 

steak (well done dinna like non of that bleed looking shit) fried onions and chips washed down with a bottle/pint/can of lager

[Guest milne_afc]

Heroin cakes.

 

Or a gun sandwich.

[elephantstone78]

Something slow cooked. Very slow.

And butterscotch angel delight for pudding. Must b well whisked so no powder left at bottom of the bowl.

[arty]

Human flesh. Preferably the quim of an unspoilt 16 year old Ugandan

Maori and Polynesian long pig ?

 

6 soft boiled eggs with soldiers.Salt n pepper,for starters.

A large spanish omelette with chips,

A generous glass of a slow acting laxative to help with the eggs.

[Jigot]

Ah'm starvin' noo!

[ebbe]

1 Malaysian fried rice

 

1 large beef burrito.

 

1 pint of Heineken

[caledonia]

Can I change mine?

why you shit yerself

[The Boofon]

 

It would be presumptious to expect going to heaven, thats an old pit fall.

 

So, we need to have something here for our last meal. What are you having?

I'll stick with the Catholic theme and have "Cream of sum yung guy."

[Chewie37]

I'd be sneaky and have a lot of courses of mains, maybe just a little smaller, lamb shank, fillet steak, tikka masala, lobster, pizza, BBQ ribs and crispy aromatic duck. Sticky toffee pudding with vanilla pod ice cream and an Irish coffee laced with LSD for dessert

 

They'd have to roll me through for the chair/injection and I wouldn't care

[chief_wiggum]

I'd be shitting it so much that I would spew anything I tried to eat, nae the ideal time to be thinking of food.

Now if I was offered a reprive slap up meal It would be a curry buffet featuring Phall, Chilli Masala, Mughlai Masala and to finish a huge thick medium rare sirloin steak and chips.

[1903Fitba]

Cullen skink

Paella

25 bananas

[Redforever86]

Steak and chips, heaps of decent beer.