arty Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Osbourne is offering to top up peoples money, that they save, from their in work benefits ? Well,if any daft bastard tries to do that,then they don't need " in work benefits" to help them get by.Justification for more austerity cuts. Sneaky. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 In work benefits? I would like the in work benefit of longer gloves. When wiping the arse of 260kg man, it is inevitable that you stick your hand so far into his cheeks that you end up with shit on your forearm. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 "Inevitable" just makes it sound like you enjoy your job too much Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 In work benefits? I would like the in work benefit of longer gloves. When wiping the arse of 260kg man, it is inevitable that you stick your hand so far into his cheeks that you end up with shit on your forearm.Have you ever thought about getting one of those massive foam hands that you see at games or in the crowd at shows like gladiators? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Have you ever thought about getting one of those massive foam hands that you see at games or in the crowd at shows like gladiators?I've got two of those from the Buckie panto last month. Great comedy value. Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Osbourne is offering to top up peoples money, that they save, from their in work benefits ? Well,if any daft bastard tries to do that,then they don't need " in work benefits" to help them get by.Justification for more austerity cuts. Sneaky.Thon bastard reminds me of Damien oot The Omen.He's an idiot, wanting folk not to spend, the place will be doon on it's knees before ye can fuck a pig's heid. 1 Link to comment
KidCreole Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Thon bastard reminds me of Damien oot The Omen.He's an idiot, wanting folk not to spend, the place will be doon on it's knees before ye can fuck a pig's heid.Indeed the cunts up to something Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Someone needs to invent 5ft long cotton buds.Some size of lugs required for that. Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Someone needs to invent 5ft long cotton buds.Too late, The Gladiators used to batter fuck out of cunts wi them on telly. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 In work benefits? I would like the in work benefit of longer gloves. When wiping the arse of 260kg man, it is inevitable that you stick your hand so far into his cheeks that you end up with shit on your forearm. Can his hands not reach round the fat? Sounds like a powerwasher job to be honest, get him to lie on his fat belly and blast away. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 In work benefits? I would like the in work benefit of longer gloves. When wiping the arse of 260kg man, it is inevitable that you stick your hand so far into his cheeks that you end up with shit on your forearm.Gads Keep him for after lunch I think Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 So Poodler is turning up to work in a full Gladiators outfit, with Foam hands and Pugil Stick? The photo surely would win some kind of Turner award? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Dit dit dit , and another one bites the dust...... 1 Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 So Poodler is turning up to work in a full Gladiators outfit, with Foam hands and Pugil Stick? The photo surely would win some kind of Turner award?Or get him taken off the register or even put on the register. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Or get him taken off the register or even put on the register.Can't figure out if that's harsh or really harsh..... Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Dit dit dit , and another one bites the dust...... Ye ken I'm gaun tae wake up wi that tune in ma heid the morn and have it all day? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Ye ken I'm gaun tae wake up wi that tune in ma heid the morn and have it all day?Nae complete withoot the image o sumbidy wavin ane o thon foam hands min ... Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Nae complete withoot the image o sumbidy wavin ane o thon foam hands min ... I watched more of that,than I should've. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I personally rewound to Lightnings leg wrap more than once 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 So Poodler is turning up to work in a full Gladiators outfit, with Foam hands and Pugil Stick? The photo surely would win some kind of Turner award? Best thread change ever. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 In work benefits? I would like the in work benefit of longer gloves. When wiping the arse of 260kg man, it is inevitable that you stick your hand so far into his cheeks that you end up with shit on your forearm. perhaps just order some vet gloves for those special occasions?or, if you have a mate that has pets, ask them to ask their vet for a few for you? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 perhaps just order some vet gloves for those special occasions?or, if you have a mate that has pets, ask them to ask their vet for a few for you? I've a funny feeling he wouldn't be embarrassed to ask for these Link to comment
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