"21 Reasons To Be Thankful For Glasgow"

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Aberdonians read with caution. This list got me worked up, so fuck knows what it will do to you:

 

Of the 21 reasons, I think perhaps only 6 are valid byraway:

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1. The OId Firm (Argh! Fuck off and die!)

 

2. Comedy (very over-rated)

 

3. The people (granted)

 

4. It may be indirectly responsible for batman (what a load of pish)

 

5. Birthplace of TV (OK fine)

 

6. Street art (Is that what they are calling orange parades these days?)

 

7. The City responsible for Oasis (tenuous pish)

 

8. It's the closest you'll come to a real-life Hogwarts simulator (rubbish)

 

9. Our role as Scotland's rebellious heart (unconvinced, the huns are very subservient for a start)

 

10. A keen sense of equality for all (self-regarding pish)

 

11. Our healthy irreverence for authority (nonsense, most huns love to hero worship authority)

 

12. Our varied entertainment tastes (tastes as varied as getting pissed and being fat)

 

13. Our bravery in the line of fire (more self-regarding pish)

 

14. It's a public transport dream for the easily-confused (OK)

 

15. Our local authority's HQ doubles as both the heart of Catholicism and the Russian government (grasping at straws)

 

16. The city's industry helped secure Britain's prosperity (an obvious sop to the huns)

 

17. Our music scene (duplicate of number 7, running out of ideas)

 

18. Our nightlife (the best in Scotland, granted)

 

19. The architecture (Edinburgh wins, much as it pains me to say it)

 

20. Delivering to the world the Chicken Tikka Masala (no argument)

 

21. The patter (the best ever, byraway)

 

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14421389.Twenty_one_reasons_to_be_thankful_for_Glasgow/

[Redforever86]

1. Fuck Off

 

21. Fuck Off.

 

All in between off yi fuck.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

1. Fuck Off

 

21. Fuck Off.

 

All in between off yi fuck.

 

Haha that didnt take long!

[Redforever86]

Aberdonians read with caution. This list got me worked up, so fuck knows what it will do to you:

 

Of the 21 reasons, I think perhaps only 6 are valid byraway:

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1. The OId Firm (Argh! Fuck off and die!)

 

2. Comedy (very over-rated)

 

3. The people (granted)

 

4. It may be indirectly responsible for batman (what a load of pish)

 

5. Birthplace of TV (OK fine)

 

6. Street art (Is that what they are calling orange parades these days?)

 

7. The City responsible for Oasis (tenuous pish)

 

8. It's the closest you'll come to a real-life Hogwarts simulator (rubbish)

 

9. Our role as Scotland's rebellious heart (unconvinced, the huns are very subservient for a start)

 

10. A keen sense of equality for all (self-regarding pish)

 

11. Our healthy irreverence for authority (nonsense, most huns love to hero worship authority)

 

12. Our varied entertainment tastes (tastes as varied as getting pissed and being fat)

 

13. Our bravery in the line of fire (more self-regarding pish)

 

14. It's a public transport dream for the easily-confused (OK)

 

15. Our local authority's HQ doubles as both the heart of Catholicism and the Russian government (grasping at straws)

 

16. The city's industry helped secure Britain's prosperity (an obvious sop to the huns)

 

17. Our music scene (duplicate of number 7, running out of ideas)

 

18. Our nightlife (the best in Scotland, granted)

 

19. The architecture (Edinburgh wins, much as it pains me to say it)

 

20. Delivering to the world the Chicken Tikka Masala (no argument)

 

21. The patter (the best ever, byraway)

 

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14421389.Twenty_one_reasons_to_be_thankful_for_Glasgow/

Every single point is complete and utter shit.

 

With regards to the TV all the work and actual broadcast was done in London.

 

The very first mechanical images on a screen was the work of this man https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Bain

 

Who was born and died in Aberdeen.

 

You'll find the most famous weegies will fuck off from the shit hole ASAP.

[Robbie Winters]

Regarding number 10. 50% of the city hates the other 50%

[Redstar]

"It may be indirectly responsible for batman"

[StandFree1982]

Regarding number 10. 50% of the city hates the other 50%

Aye but they hate each other equally.

[Dynamo]

"It may be indirectly responsible for batman"

 

Millertime.

[StandFree1982]

 

Millertime.

If Batman was a wanker that worked at a BT call centre then yeah.

[Ke1t]

Never has a city been so self-absorbed with so little reason to be so. Dublin might be a close second.

 

[Redforever86]

Never has a city been so self-absorbed with so little reason to be so. Dublin might be a close second.

 

 

What a sweet way to remember the murder and cover up of innocent victims by a piss head liar and a corrupt council. Bless.

[Chewie37]

Aberdonians read with caution. This list got me worked up, so fuck knows what it will do to you:

 

Of the 21 reasons, I think perhaps only 6 are valid byraway:

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

1. The OId Firm (Argh! Fuck off and die!)

 

2. Comedy (very over-rated)

 

3. The people (granted)

 

4. It may be indirectly responsible for batman (what a load of pish)

 

5. Birthplace of TV (OK fine)

 

6. Street art (Is that what they are calling orange parades these days?)

 

7. The City responsible for Oasis (tenuous pish)

 

8. It's the closest you'll come to a real-life Hogwarts simulator (rubbish)

 

9. Our role as Scotland's rebellious heart (unconvinced, the huns are very subservient for a start)

 

10. A keen sense of equality for all (self-regarding pish)

 

11. Our healthy irreverence for authority (nonsense, most huns love to hero worship authority)

 

12. Our varied entertainment tastes (tastes as varied as getting pissed and being fat)

 

13. Our bravery in the line of fire (more self-regarding pish)

 

14. It's a public transport dream for the easily-confused (OK)

 

15. Our local authority's HQ doubles as both the heart of Catholicism and the Russian government (grasping at straws)

 

16. The city's industry helped secure Britain's prosperity (an obvious sop to the huns)

 

17. Our music scene (duplicate of number 7, running out of ideas)

 

18. Our nightlife (the best in Scotland, granted)

 

19. The architecture (Edinburgh wins, much as it pains me to say it)

 

20. Delivering to the world the Chicken Tikka Masala (no argument)

 

21. The patter (the best ever, byraway)

 

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14421389.Twenty_one_reasons_to_be_thankful_for_Glasgow/

Tikka Masala, ooh thanks, mmmmmm. Much as I'm not a fan of Glasgow overall, there's obviously plenty of positives about the place. Music scene is best in Scotland. Architecture can be a strange one, lots of hidden gems. Arts, museums and exhibitions can be pretty good. The transport is good and they didn't waste a load of money putting in a useless tram

[Chewie37]

Weirdly I also think their drivers are better, probably because of the motorways and bigger road network.

[KidCreole]

17. Our music scene

Well I started partying about 22 years ago and we went all over the U.K based on where the techno was, and I never once found myself in Glasgow, This was before I liked football and before I felt contempt in my heart.

 

I did get my first decent line of k off a wedgie in the pelican club during Jeff mills so swings and roundabouts I guess.

[fine-n-dandy]

What a load of shite

Best thing about the weege is that only the weegies love it & that thankfully keeps most of them there.

[BWG]

Fuck Glasgow

[tightbreeks]

The weeger always had more clubs open during the week. Edinburgh only has a couple.

[fine-n-dandy]

The weeger always had more clubs open during the week. Edinburgh only has a couple.

I know of at least half a dozen clubs open through the week until 3 plus a good few live music clubs.

 

Nae speaking about lap dancers either

 

Problem with a good few of the early closing (1am) clubs through the week is that they are in residential areas & only get the extended licenses during festivals & festive periods.

[Chewie37]

I know of at least half a dozen clubs open through the week until 3 plus a good few live music clubs.

 

Nae speaking about lap dancers either

 

Problem with a good few of the early closing (1am) clubs through the week is that they are in residential areas & only get the extended licenses during festivals & festive periods.

I've never had any problem finding clubs open late in Edinburgh, just some of them are pretty quiet during the week, so just depends if you're wanting to get hammered or socialise. Late licensing during the Festival is a great thing.

[tightbreeks]

Edinburgh's dead during the week usually. More likely to have rager in the weeger.

[Nelly]

I like the fact that Weegies aren't as self conscious as Aberdonians. The atmosphere you get at small gigs is always better in the weege, probably due to the alcohol intake.

[tommo1903]

The Cathouse is the best thing about Glasgow.

[fine-n-dandy]

Edinburgh's dead during the week usually. More likely to have rager in the weeger.

Remember the days of Stereo on a Tue night?

 

Shag tag night & only £1 a drink.

 

Always had a rager in there

[KidCreole]

Remember the days of Stereo on a Tue night?

 

Shag tag night & only £1 a drink.

 

Always had a rager in there

I used to love negotiant's and taste on a Sunday night good way to wind down after a quarry party

[daytripping]

Glasgow is great if it's not a match day, shops, pubs and food places are way better than you get here.

[tup]

Hate weegieland and the folk that live there.

[Guest milne_afc]

Glasgow is great if it's not a match day, shops, pubs and food places are way better than you get here.

+1, I even enjoy the footy days.

[tup]

The only reason I ever go to Glasgow is for football.

[ab24_5qh]

I lived in Aberdeen for 22 years, and have now lived in Glasgow for 20 years. Personally I much prefer the Weeg, although the chippers are shite.

[tommo1903]

Glasgow is great if it's not a match day, shops, pubs and food places are way better than you get here.

Plenty of good running spots for those that way inclined also.