3 Dogs And A Miserable Cow

[KidCreole]

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/someone-try-poison-dogs-send-hallucinogenic-trip/

 

DID SOMEONE TRY TO POISON MY DOGS TO SEND THEM ON A HALLUCINOGENIC TRIP?

[Poodler]

Mushies aren't on the go at this time of year

 

Idiot

[KidCreole]

By the look on her face and on those mollycoddled dugs I think all 4 of them are in dire need of a psychedelic experience

[Ke1t]

Crazy dog lady. Guarantee she goes everywhere with at least one of them stapled to her arms.

 

Crystal Penfold?

[looksgoodinred]

or in her handbag.

or a purpose-built dog carrier.

or perhaps one of those nifty dog strollers so your dog doesn't actually get any exercise?

 

she should get a man (or woman). and shag more. without the dogs present.

[KidCreole]

or in her handbag.

or a purpose-built dog carrier.

or perhaps one of those nifty dog strollers so your dog doesn't actually get any exercise?

 

she should get a man (or woman). and shag more. without the dogs present.

Misplaced maternal instinct can be scary thing for dogs and men alike

[looksgoodinred]

Misplaced maternal instinct can be scary thing for dogs and men alike

 

indeed.

[Ke1t]

or in her handbag.

or a purpose-built dog carrier.

or perhaps one of those nifty dog strollers so your dog doesn't actually get any exercise?

 

she should get a man (or woman). and shag more. without the dogs present.

 

Exactly.

 

This sort of behaviour is the direct result of a lack of getting seen to, which is itself a direct result of being such an odious and unpleasant person that no-one wants to even be in your company, let alone see to you.

 

I bet those dogs are untrained, barely housebroken, and bark pretty much every second they're awake (hence some neighbour attempting to poison them)

 

I'd Dog Whisperer the shit out of that situation. Get her on a diet and exercise regime, smack her like a British Tourist any time she says something cuntish... which, to begin with will be everything she says... then take those dogs and batter them to death with a brick in the garden she's scared to put them in. Once that's done hire some African lad to give her a serious tubing once a week. Everyone wins.

 

Would make fantastic telly.

[KidCreole]

 

hire some African lad to give her a serious tubing once a week. Everyone wins.

 

Would make fantastic telly.

And a nice wee earner for our many trialists so the journey is not a total waste

[looksgoodinred]

 

Exactly.

 

This sort of behaviour is the direct result of a lack of getting seen to, which is itself a direct result of being such an odious and unpleasant person that no-one wants to even be in your company, let alone see to you.

 

I bet those dogs are untrained, barely housebroken, and bark pretty much every second they're awake (hence some neighbour attempting to poison them)

 

I'd Dog Whisperer the shit out of that situation. Get her on a diet and exercise regime, smack her like a British Tourist any time she says something cuntish... which, to begin with will be everything she says... then take those dogs and batter them to death with a brick in the garden she's scared to put them in. Once that's done hire some African lad to give her a serious tubing once a week. Everyone wins.

 

Would make fantastic telly.

 

i would suggest battering the dogs to death is taking things too far, Kelt.

[manboobs109]

There's a woman at my bit who has four of those nippy wee dogs. They yap constantly at my magnificent canine. Horrible wee shites shouldn't even be classed as dogs. Strange one bunging mushroom cakes into her backies though.

[KidCreole]

There's a woman at my bit who has four of those nippy wee dogs. They yap constantly at my magnificent canine. Horrible wee shites shouldn't even be classed as dogs. Strange one bunging mushroom cakes into her backies though.

I assume its nothing to do with her or her stupid dogs and someone felt the presence of the filth and ditched said treats in her garden.

What type of doggy is your magnificent canine

[manboobs109]

He's a staffie/lab cross called Bez. Best dog on the go.

[KidCreole]

He's a staffie/lab cross called Bez. Best dog on the go.

I have the same type dog here, Not mine my sisters but he is amazing so well behaved and cute, They are a great mix

[Ke1t]

 

i would suggest battering the dogs to death is taking things too far, Kelt.

 

I would suggest it's the humane thing to do. Dogs like that aren't happy. They're the descendants of Wolves... great, slobbering feral hunters that would as soon tear the throat out of an elk as look at it. What those things are is the result of generations of intentionally breeding every idiotic trait into their gene pool in order to make them small, helpless, and as fierce as a stuffed animal. If their great, great, great, great, great etc grandparents were to see them as they look now they'd laugh their arses off, then eat them... because they're fucking wolves.

 

Now tell me battering those dogs to death isn't a kindness.

 

It's what they'd want.

[King Street Loon]

 

I would suggest it's the humane thing to do. Dogs like that aren't happy. They're the descendants of Wolves... great, slobbering feral hunters that would as soon tear the throat out of an elk as look at it. What those things are is the result of generations of intentionally breeding every idiotic trait into their gene pool in order to make them small, helpless, and as fierce as a stuffed animal. If their great, great, great, great, great etc grandparents were to see them as they look now they'd laugh their arses off, then eat them... because they're fucking wolves.

 

Now tell me battering those dogs to death isn't a kindness.

 

It's what they'd want.

+1

[rumpus]

I would suggest it's the humane thing to do. Dogs like that aren't happy. They're the descendants of Wolves... great, slobbering feral hunters that would as soon tear the throat out of an elk as look at it. What those things are is the result of generations of intentionally breeding every idiotic trait into their gene pool in order to make them small, helpless, and as fierce as a stuffed animal. If their great, great, great, great, great etc grandparents were to see them as they look now they'd laugh their arses off, then eat them... because they're fucking wolves.

 

Now tell me battering those dogs to death isn't a kindness.

 

It's what they'd want.

 

 

There are some fucking pubescent retards who post about how many times you can punch yourself in the face.

 

Kelt is the opposite end of the spectrum. I salute you Sir.

[Ke1t]

There are some fucking pubescent retards who post about how many times you can punch yourself in the face.

 

Kelt is the opposite end of the spectrum. I salute you Sir.

 

You just have yourself a +1 from me for what is a very astute observation, sir.