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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes Assorted Non-Logic


dervish

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I'll start.

 

While planning a trip with the gf. Yesterday I booked a checked bag for £40 "even one between us better to be safe".

 

Today (after booking the bag) "what size is the bag allowed to be?" "your carry on or the checked one?" "the checked, I'm not taking a carry on but I might take my little one*(*carry on size) the big one is a bit big ... can you take my hairdryer and straighteners in your bag".

 

So basically £40 extra for a carry on size bag to go in the hold and while my meticulously developed of decades of travel carry on bag is getting filled with a hair dryer. Da hink so!

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Don't we have a pet hates thread or maybe even speaking shit thread for stuff like this?

 

Speaking shite definitely.

They can be ridiculous at times.

 

"I've got nothing to look forward to"

"You're going to Portugal next week"

"Uch I've got so much to do I could do without it to be honest."

:dontknow:

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"That'd be a nice photo if you weren't in it."

 

"Is it Friday the 13th this Thursday?"

 

"Imagine if sometimes you farted out of your mouth!"

"Like a burp?"

 

Watching greyhounds

"That one at the front is doing well!"

 

"Several days a week? Several! Like more than seven!"

 

"So good they named it New York."

 

"I really want to play the Murcar 9 holer"

"What's that? Like a song for the keyboard?"

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