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Donating platelets today, to help those with cancer, and other illnesses, don't get paid, give up my own time,

Not bad for a donside, cunt, shithouse, prick etc who isn't a big shot in oil, just a fucking low life, eh?

 

I'm sure you all have helped to keep families together for longer through illnesses, and given precious time to terminal patients,

 

55 donations, each donation is split into 3,units so you do the maths, pretty sure helped saved a few lives, maybe someone you know or love,

 

Don't worry if YOU or a loved one needs blood they will get it, maybe mine I won't discriminate.

 

Unless, it's a WANK, they will probably moan about the noise of the machine, or the mess or such like.

 

Anyone want a claw hammer for tomorrow night?

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Donating platelets today, to help those with cancer, and other illnesses, don't get paid, give up my own time,

Not bad for a donside, cunt, shithouse, prick etc who isn't a big shot in oil, just a fucking low life, eh?

 

I'm sure you all have helped to keep families together for longer through illnesses, and given precious time to terminal patients,

 

55 donations, each donation is split into 3,units so you do the maths, pretty sure helped saved a few lives, maybe someone you know or love,

 

Don't worry if YOU or a loved one needs blood they will get it, maybe mine I won't discriminate.

 

Unless, it's a WANK, they will probably moan about the noise of the machine, or the mess or such like.

 

Anyone want a claw hammer for tomorrow night?

 

What about Deesiders?

 

Well done EB4B though. :applause:

 

Shithouse.

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Donating platelets today, to help those with cancer, and other illnesses, don't get paid, give up my own time,

Not bad for a donside, cunt, shithouse, prick etc who isn't a big shot in oil, just a fucking low life, eh?

I'm sure you all have helped to keep families together for longer through illnesses, and given precious time to terminal patients,

55 donations, each donation is split into 3,units so you do the maths, pretty sure helped saved a few lives, maybe someone you know or love,

Don't worry if YOU or a loved one needs blood they will get it, maybe mine I won't discriminate.

Unless, it's a WANK, they will probably moan about the noise of the machine, or the mess or such like.

Anyone want a claw hammer for tomorrow night?

Look at me look at me....

 

Go do a no make up selfie or a press up challenge aswell.

 

Hero.

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You never pulled your milk teeth out when you were younger?

 

Surely everyone done that.

 

Shitehouse

 

 

Canna remember. If I did I imagine that would have been pretty fucking easy.

 

So where are you going with the pulling teeth reference. Must be easy to get an appointment if that's your point of reference. :swear:

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Canna remember. If I did I imagine that would have been pretty fucking easy.

 

So where are you going with the pulling teeth reference. Must be easy to get an appointment if that's your point of reference. :swear:

 

Always found it very niggly and a pain in the arse, very discomforting.

 

You've made a cunt of this one.

 

Apologise and we'll forget about it.

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Nae like pulling teeth then? :laughing:

 

Having your teeth pulled sounds like that.

Exactly like that. A complete pain in the arse and a very discomforting experience.

 

You've really not done well here.

 

I'll keep you in my pocket until you apologise :)

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Look at me look at me....

 

Go do a no make up selfie or a press up challenge aswell.

 

Hero.

Ok chief I take it should you or your family ever need blood or need platelets due to cancer. You will of course refuse, in case it's come from some yokel, that doesn't wank off ollie or the buffoon, or any person who donates as they are just seeking some adulation , and are not interested in helping others of course, won't you .

Shithouse

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Ok chief I take it should you or your family ever need blood or need platelets due to cancer. You will of course refuse, in case it's come from some yokel, that doesn't wank off ollie or the buffoon, or any person who donates as they are just seeking some adulation , and are not interested in helping others of course, won't you .

Shithouse

Thousands of us have donated blood because we know it's important but we don't make out like we're super heroes like you !

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