What Is Your Greatest Achievement?

[Poodler]

As the title says.

 

What are you most proud of? It could be your children, it could be huge drug consumption.

 

Anything goes.

[The Boofon]

Defeated Al Queda. They gave up afterwards and formed ISIS instead. Probably part to blame for ISIS if truth be told.

 

On a serious note I managed to get an Indian lad at work home a couple of trips back to see his wife who was on her way to meet her maker. Company that employed him were coming the cunt but after a couple of days of relentless badgering I got his flights paid for.

 

Ended up getting a 1000 quid spot bonus out of it as well. Happy days. Think he ended up getting the sack. Got home though.

[Bluto10]

Drinking 11 pints before midday

[Bluto10]

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[reekie_dock]

Pissed a skid mark off the bog

[minijc]

Downed a litre of Jager at 10:30am, knocked myself out a while later but still it was some going.

[Bluto10]

Downed a litre of Jager at 10:30am, knocked myself out a while later but still it was some going.

How was maribz mini min?

[zander]

Drinking 11 pints before midday

Elaborate further on timing.

[Guest milne_afc]

Hard to decide between inventing the 'spikes' hairstyle in my early years or inventing the Wanker hand signal, again in my early years.

 

Put my feet up before my teens and felt fulfilled ever since.

[minijc]

How was maribz mini min?

Was good, spoke to your pal fa is affa sound.

[The Cockney Don]

Drinking 11 pints before midday

Did that many a time years ago, probably why i'm fucked now.

[Bluto10]

Did that many a time years ago, probably why i'm fucked now.

In two hours?

[Bluto10]

Was good, spoke to your pal fa is affa sound.

Aye.

I've got the pics min.

Good giggle mini min

 

[Jigot]

Got chucked out my own engagement party.

Same here although it was my Stag Do.

 

I got my breeks aff quicker than the stripper was getting oot o hers.

[dave_min]

Got the word I-D-I-O-T banned from the 'hat.

[RAZOR]

Meeting Tup

[Jigot]

Meeting Tup

Was he eating mince n tatties wi a pool Que?

[Poodler]

Is that story recounted in the pissing yourself thread?

[Jigot]

At least your mother, grunny and Auntie who still thinks I'm a sweet little boy wouldn't have witnessed it.

 

To top it off I was bundled to the in-laws house which was closest. Chucked in my wife to be's younger sisters bottom bunk bed......prob about fourteen at the time and pished it many times thru the night.

 

Party kicked off at half seven.

 

I was removed from the party and pissing myself for the first time cira 9.25pm.

Important landmarks of one life, mixed with drink and perchance drugs can result in such endings.

I myself look to such incidents as an underlining or a highlighting of important stages in my life.

My wife however, see's it somewhat, differently.

[Poodler]

Once hit a copper with an opportunist Xmas eve snowball from a good 30m outside the web. And outran him. Will never forget the adulation

[Jigot]

I was chuffed to fuck when I passed my driving test at the 3rd attempt. I'll say that.

Ah wiz pie eyed when Ah passed mine.Mind you that was in a coonty wi nae traffic lights and yin roondaboot, at the time.

Full o Johnny Foreigners noo though, glad Ah boosted.

[Redforever86]

Jumped aff Brig o Balgownie.

[manboobs109]

I invented the phrase 'designer stubble'

[Jigot]

Shucks, I may have posted before about the tenner bet I won for scoffing a box of crisps. 48 plus 3 free, of the fuckers.

Salt n vinegar tae.

Ah had a tongue like an angry wasps bike.

Ah done it watching Tizwas during an an all weekender.iirc

[Chewie37]

Helped put an experiment in space in one of the Shuttles

 

Got filmed eating a pie on national news

 

Was top student in my final year of Uni

 

Won a tie-break pint downing at the Murdos pub quiz after fitba at Sheddocklsey on a Thursday night

 

That'll do for now

[Redforever86]

Brought hundreds of different craft beers to Aberdeen for the first time.

[Redstar]

Zero alcohol since June 2015...

[BrianFaePerth]

Hitting someone with the ball while teeing off at the golf.

 

 

 

 

 

They were stood behind me.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

Maybe Kurt Cobain had the right idea.

 

If you're not totally committed to the idea, ask Reekie for a loan of his gun, apparently it fires blanks.

[Bluto10]

Rock n roll will never die

Great line cheeseman