Advice From The Hat

[looksgoodinred]

Given the comment in Tup's Corner yesterday about the greater Hat community providing better advice than a single corner, where would you go for some no-nonsense advice on what ails you, if you were inclined to seek such advice on the Hat?

 

Do you think corners should be specialized?

 

 

 

 

[looksgoodinred]

I think @@Dad would have a great corner. Couple comfy chairs near the fire. Sage, thoughtful responses.

Leave you feeling the better for having had the conversation and a drink with him.

[BWG]

Shooftahmooftahs corner for me

[BrianFaePerth]

It would be useful for the majority of us to have insight to a woman's mind and ask for independent advice.

 

 

Stef's corner?

[Poodler]

Criptank drop-in session

[Lencarl]

Anyone who needs advice from a poster on here is either on a wind up or in need of professional help. ​

[tup]

Usually the latter.

[tup]

They should invent some sort of Internet thing where if you have a query you can type it in. They could call it ' Google'.

You can't Google what's in my head.

 

Not yet anyway. So my advice is invaluable. It's value is incalculable.

[BrianFaePerth]

But nothing beats personal word of mouth life experience from top qualified men about town.

 

Whereas we have a short unqualified man from Wick.

[tup]

Fuck you min.

[BrianFaePerth]

Oh yeah, forgot to add angry.

[boboisared]

Was it the poster who used to post on here called 'Mouse' who started a thread looking for advice on how to pull birds? At the time that was some of the funniest shite I'd read online.

[Tommy]

Was it the poster who used to post on here called 'Mouse' who started a thread looking for advice on how to pull birds? At the time that was some of the funniest shite I'd read online.

Great memory!

[boboisared]

 

haha no way was that a sincere actual post...

It really was. Forbes then joined in and had about 5 girls on the go. Scared to give names so he would detail getting a text from 'Girl A', but was supposed to go out with 'Girl B' but 'Girl E' had found out etc.

 

Led to a part where Roberto said he was scared of girls as he had heard their periods attract bears and some total random with about 3 posts to his name chimed in that he didn't know if it was true but it'd certainly be an interesting episode of Mythbusters.

 

Great memory!

Ha, cheers Tam. Then I'll forget shit like the other half is working and I was supposed to pick the kids up half an hour ago!

[Chewie37]

Advice on here can be a quality mix between proper advice, insults and some brilliant humour. Otherwise what would be the point?

[Lencarl]

Advice on here can be a quality mix between proper advice, insults and some brilliant humour. Otherwise what would be the point?

The reason The Hat is so popular is the fantastic banter. Take that away and you have nothing of interest to posters or guests.

[King Street Loon]

 

I always get ripped for it, but this is a fantastic source of info/help

 

the usual bores chime In with their stereotyped "use google" crap, but theres a lot of learned folk on here who have helped me for years

Exactly.

You never know when you'll need help with a burnt back..

[zander]

Greatest advice I could give any member is join the masonic lodge.

 

It's unbelievable the doors the I've walked through because of it.

[rumpus]

Eh've voted for Tup.

 

Essentially cos he's a useless gimp. Eh enjoy laughing at him rather than with him.

[tup]

Greatest advice I could give any member is join the masonic lodge.

 

It's unbelievable the doors the I've walked through because of it.

Ignore this ignorant advice folks.

 

Get ahead in life without handshakes.

[Lencarl]

Some advice to future members.

 

 

Do not be afraid to post on here. Never back away from a challenge.

[looksgoodinred]

Dayts' not-yet-launched corner is giving yours a run for its money in the poll, Tup.

 

[tup]

Your poll is not brilliant, you forgot to include Paul Lawrie, who modelled his Corner on my own.

[daytripping]

Dayts' not-yet-launched corner is giving yours a run for its money in the poll, Tup.

 

 

Yeah cream always rises to the top.

[tup]

Dayts' not-yet-launched corner is giving yours a run for its money in the poll, Tup.

 

Daytripping is alright.

 

If he gets his own corner I would be delighted, he's often come to me for advice in the past so nothing would please me more than to see him graduate.

[daytripping]

Boofs corner would be handy for hiding in cupboards advice.

[tup]

I notice absolutely no-one fancies a blutos corner.

 

Not surprising.

[Redforever86]

I notice absolutely no-one fancies a blutos corner.

 

Not surprising.

Wrong. You've clearly dropped the ball. Time to step aside.

[tup]

That won't be happening anytime soon.

 

I'm more fired up than ever.

[robbojunior]

Why does it have to be a corner? Couldn't it just be out in the open? Would make more sense actually. Fuckin weirdos hangin about it corners like paedos