Cheesepipes Pre-Match Party

[looksgoodinred]

How big is your garage, Mr. Pipes? This sounds like it was quite the shindig.

[elephantstone78]

I don't feel well.

Returned to my garage by myself at what felt like 3am. But it was only 9. Tanned the last of the cocaine and muttered to myself for an hour or so nursing a gin n tonic.

Ha ha class.

[E-P-K]

My eyeballs are sore.

 

Slowly working up the courage to get out of bed.

 

At least its all over now til the next Rangers game.

 

 

I went from bed this morning to sofa#1, were I turned on the TV and dropped the remote and was in no condition to recover the remote from the floor, so I had to watch Bloomberg and the capital issues of Deutsche Bank. Then after that went to Sofa#2 as I needed a piss and large glass of water. Mrs EPK and baby EPK came back from there pram walk, so I then moved to my sons bed for a 40 winks. to be rudely woken by a text from him mother saying we have his schools parents evening appointment later this afternoon.

Great,

[HairyPie]

Just had a macaroni pie which has been the first solid food since yesterday's breakfast.

 

Feel like a new man.

 

Although I do feel like I've picked up a calf strain in both legs after yesterday's exploits.

Aye ok Jonny.

[Poodler]

Its a double.

It was a pathetic gathering of grown men who should have known better.

11am on a Sunday morning and my pal Scotty had had enough of the rock music and threw on a few house classics, shit kicked right off. Smoke machine was blasting and the disco lights were strobing.

Haha.

 

Thon beard is no meant for raving, Billy Gibbons would be dispondent

[Bluto10]

Aye, that thing belongs in a museum.

[Poodler]

Nonsense, that beard glistened and fluttered in the Merkland wind like the Stars and Stripes erected on Iwo Jima.

 

Majestic

[Bluto10]

[E-P-K]

Nonsense, that beard glistened and fluttered in the Merkland wind like the Stars and Stripes erected on Iwo Jima.

 

Majestic

 

 

Magic.

 

 

However, I'm sure that said beard was less impressive while blasting the last line of his council, and sipping the final GnT at the lofty time of 9pm Sunday night.

[Pash]

I really want to be invited to the next one.

 

And I will turn up.

 

Reckon Cheese knew I was in Cyprus so didn't bother asking.

 

He knows I love Pantera cos I told him when I kissed him in Glasgow.

[Bluto10]

It definitely need a touch of class injected; less facial hair and more civilized conversation.

 

I think if I come the next bash could well hit the pages of Tatler and thelike

[E-P-K]

It definitely need a touch of class injected; less facial hair and more civilized conversation.

 

I think if I come the next bash could well hit the pages of Tatler and thelike

 

 

You seem to be missing the whole point Bloots, no class is required, it is simple debauchery on a grand scale that is the ethos of the day.

[Bluto10]

Epk youre missies the point i waant being serieus

[BrianFaePerth]

Epk youre missies the point i waant being serieus

Clearly

[CrazyBullSheep]

I'm still fucking rough today, had a few flashbacks of conversations i had with strangers on Sunday night and I've no fucking idea how i am still alive.

[E-P-K]

I had bottle of wine last night to get me through it.

[boboisared]

Thought about watching Jungle Book on Kodi. Really enjoyed it pre match on Sunday.

[Quagmire]

The lethargic and depressive feeling on a Tuesday after a heavy weekend is worse than a hangover nowadays.

[E-P-K]

The lethargic and depressive feeling on a Tuesday after a heavy weekend is worse than a hangover nowadays.

 

 

Bloots see's it as tipsy Tuesday, with the Champs league on, it will be a 10 pinter night.

[Bluto10]

Ach prob just 5 or 6 duvels min

Nae really interessed in it but Leicester have piqués my intrest; would like to see them do well

 

So Up the Duvels and Foxes

[ebbe]

I'm still fucking rough today, had a few flashbacks of conversations i had with strangers on Sunday night and I've no fucking idea how i am still alive.

You remember in Krakatoa I thought I was speaking to your twin, when in fact it was you? Glad I managed to do a shoot before you lot went to the chicken dippers like.

[Robbie Winters]

I'm sure I saw the party squad interacting with guitar-wifey top o Market St late on in the evening.

Asking if she knew any Thunderwizard riffs

[looksgoodinred]

I'm sure I saw the party squad interacting with guitar-wifey top o Market St late on in the evening.

Asking if she knew any Thunderwizard riffs

 

while Thunderwizard was there, hope they handed over a wad of cash.

 

i've been to Aberdeen a number of times, and have yet to actually see guitar wifie perform live. maybe next visit.

[Poodler]

Philanthropy is alive and well in the Thunderwizard camp

[looksgoodinred]

Don't give the toothless parasite a fucking penny.

 

i'll bring you with me to see her next visit, and i'll convert you

[CrazyBullSheep]

You remember in Krakatoa I thought I was speaking to your twin, when in fact it was you? Glad I managed to do a shoot before you lot went to the chicken dippers like.

Haha aye I mind that, I also mind trying to educate you in the ways of the juke box in there, and you were having none of it.

 

Good day oot thou must do it again

[ebbe]

Haha aye I mind that, I also mind trying to educate you in the ways of the juke box in there, and you were having none of it.

Good day oot thou must do it again

Aye it was a cracker. I came too after a slap and a Lang Stachtesque narcotic from Mr Pipes. Because of that I remember your lecture well, however my inability to work the thing prevented me from doing anything.

[The Boofon]

There's an outstanding photo on Facebook of the garage get together with Slinky, BSDH, Scotty, A.N.Other and the host with an incredible beard on show.

[ebbe]

That other gadgie will be the bullsheep.

[The Boofon]

That other gadgie will be the bullsheep.

Didna think so. Met him before. Doesn't look like him.