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Priscilla Pressley, 71

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3836035/Viewers-wild-Twitter-youthful-Priscilla-Presley-71-Lorraine.html

 

Obviously had "lots done" and alternates between looking alright and a bit ropey* in the various shots.

 

(*still head and shoulders above Bruce Jenner though).

 

Yes.

I would pump her till the bairn shoved me off. Ye cannae beat an all night romp wi a young hing, or so I vaguely remember, kind of anyway.

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Anyone who says no is gay.

 

Its a real surprise that "jacksons kids" are turning out to be fruitloops :itch-chin::laughing:

 

Apparently psycho bitches are better between the sheets?

 

They certainly are

 

 

It's weighing up whether that's worth it when they're looking through your letter box at random times of the day/ night when you don't return texts

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Might be worth learning Arabic* so you knew what the fuck the warning signs in her cleavage meant before starting.

 

* and I have no fucking idea if its Arabic.

 

Of course if its the names of her four kids that's a warning of a whole different dimension.

 

Thought for the day. Whilst she was sleeping what message could you not resist writing next the red arrow on her left bicep.

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Paris Jackson wis faithered fae the spunk eh some actor cunt callt mark lester, her brither (the fat cunt) wis faithered by some random fat pile eh shyte callt Arnold klein, blanket wis faithered by jackos Mexican karate teacher. Thi cidna git ony spunk oot jackos sack he wis that frail so he goat ez pals tae wank intae a cup n fired it up some boot callt Debbie row (cow goat a hefty pay aff fir bein a womb fir rent, nae morals)

Thir ye go, yer up tae speed. eh Read aboot it oan the daily mail site yonks ago

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