Scottish Independence Referendum 2

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Now Simon,

nae cunt on here expects to command respect, its a site full of delinquent's, deviants, arseholes and pricks all linked by a love of AFC and some of us who know others etc (except 2) 

Its an online forum for laughs, escapism, slagging, crime-solving with a bit of filth thrown in. You’re posting more than hanzoid so you’ve got the bug so be less of an arsehole if thats possible. I couldn’t care less what anyone thinks of my online persona and enjoy winding fellow cunts up so happy to take it back. It is a community though so mocking MHD when he was relaying financial problems was piss poor and very council estate turned Tory.

Now the except 2 are Brian, we adopted him during a tramp amnesty from Cowdenbeath mad, he claims to support Dundee and is incredibly consistent in that he’s travelled the world and not made a single friend. Despite being a globe trotting multi millionaire he spends his spare time on a dons forum of bams, the other is GB who loves Hibs and Manboobs in equal measures but he can be funny at times.

So, calm down, post less and realise we will never respect you. 
 

 

There’s a few suspect Huns also

[Joe pike]

34 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Boybrained Bigtits Bear?

Contrary Childish Bellend

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Contrary Childish Bellend

Just Pathetic? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

28 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

What made you quit booze IYDMMA? Was it feeling shit or did booze turn you into a man of violence?

had a few hangovers lately where i’ve felt like is it worth it.

Is this gonna be a sensible conversation or a fuckin slangin' match, piss takin' lot o guff?

[Joe pike]

6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Is this gonna be a sensible conversation or a fuckin slangin' match, piss takin' lot o guff?

He’s taken over from Hanz in spamming every thread with shite.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

He’s taken over from Hanz in spamming every thread with shite.

Aye, likely.  Best avoided then.

Hanz is harmless tho. He does speak shite tho but he can be funny.

[Guest milne_afc]

There’s normally an incident or chain of events that acts as a precursor when most folk I know gave up the grog

[CCB III]

I've thought about it many times, been sworn off it, even. 
 

Really the worst I do is act a bit of a dick and pee the bed. 
 

Not one of these who batters a dog or something and forgets. 
 

@Beachend Bootboy

 

Come on tell us fit the deal is. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

I've thought about it many times, been sworn off it, even. 
 

Really the worst I do is act a bit of a dick and pee the bed. 
 

Not one of these who batters a dog or something and forgets. 
 

@Beachend Bootboy

 

Come on tell us fit the deal is. 

Snap decision for me. No thought no plannin', no conscious decision. One day I finished a bender. Next day I stopped.  January 2006 was the last time I had a drink.

There's more to it than that but I'm awa oot for a while so nae time to elaborate just noo.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

One day I finished a bender

What was his name ????

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

What was his name ????

Whatever his sons name is 

[CCB III]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Snap decision for me. No thought no plannin', no conscious decision. One day I finished a bender. Next day I stopped.  January 2006 was the last time I had a drink.

There's more to it than that but I'm awa oot for a while so nae time to elaborate just noo.

Inter gender boxing champion?

[Parklife]

43 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I've thought about it many times, been sworn off it, even. 
 

Really the worst I do is act a bit of a dick and pee the bed. 
 

Not one of these who batters a dog or something and forgets. 
 

@Beachend Bootboy

 

Come on tell us fit the deal is. 

Couldn't trust himself around his daughter after he'd had a few IMO. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

35 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Was a genuine question

I'll get back to you I'm oot for my tea.  Wife's nippin ma heid for bein on me fone. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

30 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think he said he’s had about 3 cardiac episodes. That might have something to do with it.

They came years after min.

Two MI's it was.

[Reed or deed]

21 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'll get back to you I'm oot for my tea.  Wife's nippin ma heid for bein on me fone. 

Prey to the holy lord that she has an influence ?

[Reed or deed]

22 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

They came to years after min.

Two MI's it was.

3rd time lucky ??

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Reed or deed said:

Prey to the holy lord that she has an influence ?

She's less accommodatin' than your bint.  That's for sure.

[Reed or deed]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

She's less accommodatin' than your bint.  That's for sure.

To put up with you, she must be a really special lady.

Or you have abused her to the point she cowars in fear of you more likely. 
 

Or she rocks back and forth in the chair, staring straight ahead with an empty look. Fully demented by you and your absolute relentless pish that you speak.

[G31DON]

7 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

To put up with you, she must be a really special lady.

Or you have abused her to the point she cowars in fear of you more likely. 
 

Or she rocks back and forth in the chair, staring straight ahead with an empty look. Fully demented by you and your absolute relentless pish that you speak.

Nae need min. 

 

#donsfamily

[Beachend Bootboy]

17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

To put up with you, she must be a really special lady.

Or you have abused her to the point she cowars in fear of you more likely. 
 

Or she rocks back and forth in the chair, staring straight ahead with an empty look. Fully demented by you and your absolute relentless pish that you speak.

I let her read that min.  She said  and this is 100% verbatim 'Tell him to fuck off.  Prick.' 

I kid you not.  She's sussed you from one post.??

[Reed or deed]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I let her read that min.  She said  and this is 100% verbatim 'Tell him to fuck off.  Prick.' 

I kid you not.  She's sussed you from one post.??

Did you let her read the posts where you were boasting that you were going to damage folks cars with brake fluid cos they were parked in the wrong spaces?

What about the one where you were publically slagging her on here? ?‍♂️?

[Beachend Bootboy]

47 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Did you let her read the posts where you were boasting that you were going to damage folks cars with brake fluid cos they were parked in the wrong spaces?

What about the one where you were publically slagging her on here? ?‍♂️?

I hide nothin' from her min.  She kens me inside out.  The only thing I keep secret fae her is my wankin' habits. 

[Don Fonte]

51 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Did you let her read the posts where you were boasting that you were going to damage folks cars with brake fluid cos they were parked in the wrong spaces?

What about the one where you were publically slagging her on here? ?‍♂️?

Good defender for Chelsea.

[Parklife]

56 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I let her read that min. 

What a massive sad sack ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What a massive sad sack ?

Shut it still.

[Parklife]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Shut it still.

 

Bitch, where you when I was walkin'?
Now I run the Hat, got the whole board talkin'

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Bitch, where you when I was walkin'?
Now I run the Hat, got the whole board talkin'

That don't make sense.  Read it back and fuck off.

 

 

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

That don't make sense.  Read it back and fuck off.

 

 

I'm fucked up, homie, you fucked up
But if God got us, then we gon' be alright

 

[NEM]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What a massive sad sack ?

“A traffic jam when you’re already late….”