Scottish Independence Referendum 2

[Roberto]

Santa will be a black transgender soon enough. 

[Parklife]

You lads are a hoot 😂

[maryhilldon]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Heterosexual people are being victimised.

A heterosexual, middle aged white man is the hardest thing to me. They're so victimised. 

I feel your pain Parky. It's tough being marginalized and ignored.

[Guest milne_afc]

29 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Look who's in his 40's but wishes he was still in his 30's^ 

I call it my renaissance years, Parko. My 30s were enjoyable, it has to be said. Acted like a yoot for a lot longer than I should have tbh.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

18 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Santa will be a black transgender soon enough. 

Aye and the next Bond will be a black, disabled, lesbian dwarf, who is transitioning to a man but wants to identify as a Banff Academy cat.

Might of went too far there.....

[Roberto]

16 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You lads are a hoot 😂

What context?

I'll batter your box in if you're using 'Bay Area' context.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hoot

 

[Roberto]

Just now, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Aye and the next Bond will be a black, disabled, lesbian dwarf, who is transitioning to a man but wants to identify as a Banff Academy cat.

Might of went too far there.....

Jesus.

I wasn't serious BBRS.

He will obviously be gay and Asian.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Roberto said:

What context?

I'll batter your box in if you're using 'Bay Area' context.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hoot

 

Just the plain old laugh context. 

6 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Aye and the next Bond will be a black, disabled, lesbian dwarf, who is transitioning to a man but wants to identify as a Banff Academy cat.

Might of went too far there.....

I've noticed a lot of Aberdonians use "of" in place of "have". Why's it so common? 

[Roberto]

Oven and uven is one that annoys me.

Aberdonians in my experience use 'uven'. Ugh.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

Jesus.

Was a black man, according to Black Grape. Except Jews aren't black. I think Shaun Ryder might have been on something.

[Parklife]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Was a black man

Most likely he was a bit brown. He was from the Middle East FFS. Hardly a hot bed of honkys out there. 

[Roberto]

Jesus is whatever colour my imagination wants him to be.

And naked.

 

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

If noticed a lot of Aberdonians use "of" in place of "have". Why's it so common? 

Yip. It’s rife across the north east. I think I was taught wrongly and had to re-educate myself on this very point(as well as others).

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Just the plain old laugh context. 

I've noticed a lot of Aberdonians use "of" in place of "have". Why's it so common? 

Point of order m'lord, I'm not Aberdonian. 

However thanks for pointing out my grammatical error. England was never my best subject at Skool.

[CCB III]

2 hours ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

😆😆😆

She's utterly useless and her rant is I'll informed nonsense.

Oh, right. You've convinced me there with the intellectual weight of your argument. 

[Geoff_Tipps]

13 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Oh, right. You've convinced me there with the intellectual weight of your argument. 

Excellent, let's move on. 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Look who's in his 40's but wishes he was still in his 30's^ 

Both in our 30's is the fact.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

MHD meets at least three of those criteria for the next Bond. 
“ The name’s Don. Maryhill Don. Double 0,3 and a half. “

Licensed to chill.

[caledonia]

[Ramandu]

3 hours ago, Roberto said:

Santa will be a black transgender soon enough. 

The Dutch already have a Christmas guy called "Black Pete", who they used to dress up as. Recently they realised this was a bit racist, so are trying to replace him with (I kid you not) "Sooty Pete".

[Roberto]

5 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

The Dutch already have a Christmas guy called "Black Pete", who they used to dress up as. Recently they realised this was a bit racist, so are trying to replace him with (I kid you not) "Sooty Pete".

I love the crazy Dutch bastards. No fucks given.

Whereas this country seem to pander to anything and everything.

[NEM]

49 minutes ago, caledonia said:

When did Ireland leave the EU?

https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/irish-news/irish-shoppers-warned-price-vegetables-29288051

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Having studied linguistics for a wee bit    the use of ‘of’ instead of ‘have’ is down to how it sounds when one abbreviates during speech eg  ‘could have (could’ve) should have (should’ve). The abbreviated syllable audibly sounds like ‘of’ therefore the written version becomes thus. 
 

Think we all understand why thickos do it, Hanz. Didn't take studying linguistics to work it oot lol. 

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Personally I haven’t noticed it as something more prevalent in Aberdeen but it’s an interesting debate as to why (if indeed this were the case).

A disproportionately high amount of NE folk I know do it. Maybe I just know a high number of thick ones though. 

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

When I were a lad I grew up in an area where if someone referred to you as a "loony" they thought you were crazy, mental etc.

I then moved to Aberdeen in my early teens where if/when I was referred to as a "loony" I was inclined to get into fights until I learned that it was local terminology for a boy.

In other words every area has it's local dialect foibles without the locals necessarily being thick.

 

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

8 hours ago, daytripping said:

When I see a leith cunt with a dirty needle in the arm I say yes cunt, please die, oh yes. Is that the same?

Love cats, really do.

This is great. 

Welcome back pal.  🤘

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

When I were a lad I grew up in an area where if someone referred to you as a "loony" they thought you were crazy, mental etc.

I then moved to Aberdeen in my early teens where if/when I was referred to as a "loony" I was inclined to get into fights until I learned that it was local terminology for a boy.

In other words every area has it's local dialect foibles without the locals necessarily being thick.

 

 

Using "of" rather than "have" isn't a dialect thing though. It's being thick. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

50 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Using "of" rather than "have" isn't a dialect thing though. It's being thick. 

@Redforever86does it. 

Smokes weed.  Enough said. 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

@Redforever86does it. 

Smokes weed.  Enough said. 

Another Aberdonian. 

I blame the schools. 

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

@Redforever86does it. 

Smokes weed.  Enough said. 

You could of made something have yourself. 
 

Cunto.

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Another Aberdonian. 

I blame the schools. 

Come back when you have a bar weegie.