tiktak Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Maybe it's just me but it's happened each time I've been in. Is it obligatory for a four bed room to contain 1. a heavy snorer2. An old guy who just will not shut the fuck up - like, EVER! Other observations.The food just never improves (will say that the budget they get per patient doesn't help).You don't want to get a kidney stone, you just don't. Horrible thing. Painful as. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 The male nurses are always fucking deviant cunts Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Has @@Poodler given you a bed bath yet? Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Got a hospital stay myself next month for some surgery. Dreading it. Boring as feck. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Could be worse. Could be in a two bed ward with Dave min Link to comment
Big Man Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Got a hospital stay myself next month for some surgery. Dreading it. Boring as feck. I imagine things are a bit different in an animal hospital though... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Get better healthcare and go private. Trump Care sounds decent. Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I imagine things are a bit different in an animal hospital though... Yer spot on there. Locked in cage and stuff. I love chickens. Link to comment
BWG Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 NHS food is horrendous. Reading a post from Tup is more nourishing. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Got a hospital stay myself next month for some surgery. Dreading it. Boring as feck.Dr Grays. Nae luck. Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Dr Grays. Nae luck.Coming to visit me? Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 They going to fit you with a brain?Yes, I will be having a hospital diary. Thanks for asking. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Bang channel 4 on now. That's some hospital Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 If you don't like the food, get your family to bring their own in. But aye, no-one sleeps in a multi-room. Good luck passing the stones. I assume you're in the ward related to that, I have friends there, I'll them know you're a deviant Link to comment
tiktak Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 If you don't like the food, get your family to bring their own in. But aye, no-one sleeps in a multi-room. Good luck passing the stones. I assume you're in the ward related to that, I have friends there, I'll them know you're a deviant Got it done on Monday. Got away today. Never had to pish as often in my puff. Dozen times a day and the first one after the procedure is extremely unpleasant. Link to comment
tiktak Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 Any amusing anecdotes to report Tiktak? Ooft. Fuck all amusing about kidney stones, just ask anyone who has had one or simply google kidney stone symptoms. First two words you'll see are "severe pain" then a list of all the areas you get the severe pain. There again, here's an anecdote from my stay. One old guy had the curtains drawn and after the doc asked how he was feeling after his op for the same thing the doc tells him during the op they discovered another growth and he may be on his way to pancreatic cancer. Poor sod. The rest of us quit complaining for a while after that. On a lighter side, when you come out of theatre and go to pish your "water pipe" (as they called it) is really pretty swollen. I just hoped it would stay that size but......ach well, such is life. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 @@Poodler are men commonly admitted to hospital for kidney stones? EDIT: the reason i ask is because in my lifetime, i think i've known about 6 or 7 women who've had kidney stones and only one was admitted to hospital (to have them removed from a little hole through her lower back!). but the rest were sent home with pain meds to drink water and wait things out. Link to comment
tiktak Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 @@Poodler are men commonly admitted to hospital for kidney stones? EDIT: the reason i ask is because in my lifetime, i think i've known about 6 or 7 women who've had kidney stones and only one was admitted to hospital (to have them removed from a little hole through her lower back!). but the rest were sent home with pain meds to drink water and wait things out. When first diagnosed you're likely to be told to drink tons of water and see if it comes out the pipe on its own. In addition I was asked to try to catch it on the way out as they like to study them. LOL. I'd to wait 5 months before they did the procedure despite the "within 12 weeks" promise. Not aware of what the procedure is for women but for us its a telescopic camera up the "water pipe" and it's laser blasted then the bits retrieved from wherever it has lodged itself. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I was cranberry juice. Smashed about 5 liters of the stuff. 1 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I was cranberry juice. Smashed about 5 liters of the stuff.Cool story... 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I'm on tonight Tiktak, if you're bored, PM me and I'll tell you what some of the nurses there can do. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 You think that's bad, I've twice had a plook growing out of my arsehole that required operating on, my temperature was through the roof, can kill you, imagine having the surgeon and his dozen entourage of students doing a bed visit where you have to reveal the culprit, some stunning young birds included!!!! Think the saying is....when in hospital leave your dignity at the door, I'm sure the Poodler does the same when he chats up the students at lunch. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 To add, thank fuck I was knocked out for the operations, can you imagine the chat between staff doing an op like that, not exactly what they signed up for and perhaps before lunch, puss everywhere!!! lol Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 To add, thank fuck I was knocked out for the operations, can you imagine the chat between staff doing an op like that, not exactly what they signed up for and perhaps before lunch, puss everywhere!!! lolI+D of pilonidal sinus' and abscesses etc is bread and butter stuff, they'll do 4/5 a day. It would be completely unremarkable to them, don't worry. Unless you have your asshole tattooed, which I've seen far more frequently than you'd think Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Poodler you should have your own medical advice thread. Save cunts traipsing up to the docs and potentially save lives. Link to comment
tup Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Being in hospital A sign of weakness. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 That's how I try and get through those embarrassing thing by thinking that , for the staff ,it's everyday stuff and they won't joke about it or take the piss while I'm out cold .However they probably had a right old chuckle the time I had a can of Pledge rammed up my arse. Did a polish doctor remove it? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Did a polish doctor remove it?It's just a shine of the times that kinda stuff. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 It's just a shine of the times that kinda stuff.They'll have wiped his slate clean anyway. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Did a polish doctor remove it? No it was Mr Muscle. Link to comment
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