The Boofon Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 New world record of 3 minutes and three seconds to make a barrel. Some going that. Always thought coopers were a bit limp wristed personally. Speyside Cooperage are delighted to congratulate David McKenzie on being a brand new Guinness World Records Title holder - Fastest time to build a 190 litre barrel - completing his in an amazing 3 minutes 3 seconds!!! Link to comment
HairyPie Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Cooperage, fine establishment. Link to comment
zander Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 New world record of 3 minutes and three seconds to make a barrel. Some going that. Always thought coopers were a bit limp wristed personally. Speyside Cooperage are delighted to congratulate David McKenzie on being a brand new Guinness World Records Title holder - Fastest time to build a 190 litre barrel - completing his in an amazing 3 minutes 3 seconds!!!Eb4b taught this cunt everything he knows today. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Neale Cooper and Neil Cooper both played for The Dons. Davie Cooper was an overrated ex Scottish footballer / ex human. Link to comment
rumpus Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Neale Cooper and Neil Cooper both played for The Dons. Davie Cooper was an overrated ex Scottish footballer / ex human. Hardly over-rated. Davie Cooper was the finest Scottish football player ever regardless of who he played for. He was my idol when I was a youngster, so much so that I sent him a birthday card when I was a kid. 2 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Hardly over-rated. Davie Cooper was the finest Scottish football player ever regardless of who he played for. He was my idol when I was a youngster, so much so that I sent him a birthday card when I was a kid.Hun Link to comment
Pudgie Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 He's got him in a barrel! He's got him in a barrell! Who has? Cooper 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 If Aled Jones' surname was Cooper, he'd be called Aled Cooper. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 What a load oh shite this thread is I thought it was gan to be about Coopers bar on George street. So much potential... Link to comment
dave_min Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 What a load oh shite this thread is I thought it was gan to be about Coopers bar on George street. So much potential...Tim Link to comment
HairyPie Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 ^It's on John Street, called The Cooperage and was referenced by my good self in post 2. 1 Link to comment
rumpus Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Tim Don't engage with the snake clipe. He'll have you reported to moderators and start bubbling like a kid until he gets you banned. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Somebody needs to set a world record for drinking a barrel. Who cares about making them. Link to comment
rumpus Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I detested Davie Cooper. Was the epitome of all things Hun. @rumpy What did you write in the card? "Happy birthday Coops, please can you fix it for me to have Mark Walters phone number?" I was once described by a scout for a top professional team as having a cultured left foot. Davie was the best primarily left footed player Scotland have ever produced., hence the adoration by a impressionable youngster. Regardless of the colour of shirt or sectarian preferences, he made Johan Cruyff, Diego Madonna etc... look amateurish with his control and touch. You Tube is your friend. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 ^ Rumpus your trolling is getting as obvious as 360's. Not a good thing. Link to comment
rumpus Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 ^ No trolling here fat angus. Davie Cooper was the best football player Jock Thomson ever spawned. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Aye thats good going building cask from scratch. Best job i ever had. Bottles of whisky home near every night. Some of it real shite. The spanish sherry casks were best some real nice stuff from them Link to comment
rumpus Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Aye thats good going building cask from scratch.Best job i ever had. Bottles of whisky home near every night.Some of it real shite.The spanish sherry casks were best some real nice stuff from them 'Best job I ever had' he says... Probably the only job he ever paid tax and national insurance more like. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 You were never a Cooper, you swept the floors. Every cunt in Donside knows you're a fantasist And every cunt in Deeside knows he will do their menial hard labour for pennies while thinking he's laughing at them. Link to comment
zander Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Aye thats good going building cask from scratch. Best job i ever had. Bottles of whisky home near every night. Some of it real shite. The spanish sherry casks were best some real nice stuff from themCooper = failed joiner. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Cooper = failed joiner.Zander, successful peadophile Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 And every cunt in Deeside knows he will do their menial hard labour for pennies while thinking he's laughing at them. I know its as fucking shame. That us considers can't spend all day cleaning the dogs footprints, from the boot carpet of the range Rover,Whilst ensuring our ancestral quiffs don't move out of place,and wearing our red corduroy trousers and brown brogues. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 And every cunt in Deeside knows he will do their menial hard labour for pennies while thinking he's laughing at them. I know its as fucking shame. That us donsiders can't spend all day cleaning the dogs footprints, from the boot carpet of the range Rover,Whilst ensuring our ancestral quiffs don't move out of place,and wearing our red corduroy trousers and brown brogues. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Fuck sake I forgot I'm nae one of the cullen cunts wank buddies.How fucking dare I put up a post that doesn't see me fawning sycophantically whilst drooling and deep throating the buffoon. Fuck me what has the cunt got that see you all want to be his pal, the fucking way you all lick his are is pathetic. Was he at the dinner last weekend ? No doubt a fight broke out over who was next in turn to suck him off. 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 HairyPie knows his way round a sleazy public house.I have also attended more salubrious venues, though the ensuing tales are invariably less entertaining. Link to comment
Big Man Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 One of the gayer trades right enough, but fairplay to the cunt. Link to comment
rumpus Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Fuck sake I forgot I'm nae one of the cullen cunts wank buddies.How fucking dare I put up a post that doesn't see me fawning sycophantically whilst drooling and deep throating the buffoon. Fuck me what has the cunt got that see you all want to be his pal, the fucking way you all lick his are is pathetic. Was he at the dinner last weekend ? No doubt a fight broke out over who was next in turn to suck him off. Unlikely you'd have any wank buddies full stop. Cant envisage people queuing up to relieve themselves with you in Tesco car park. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Fuck sake I forgot I'm nae one of the cullen cunts wank buddies.How fucking dare I put up a post that doesn't see me fawning sycophantically whilst drooling and deep throating the buffoon.Fuck me what has the cunt got that see you all want to be his pal, the fucking way you all lick his are is pathetic. Was he at the dinner last weekend ? No doubt a fight broke out over who was next in turn to suck him off.You're not a fan then ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Fuck sake I forgot I'm nae one of the cullen cunts wank buddies.How fucking dare I put up a post that doesn't see me fawning sycophantically whilst drooling and deep throating the buffoon. Fuck me what has the cunt got that see you all want to be his pal, the fucking way you all lick his are is pathetic. Was he at the dinner last weekend ? No doubt a fight broke out over who was next in turn to suck him off. Haha. I like Boof But I also enjoy your attacks on him Link to comment
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