Food Fight

[granite sheep]

Hypothetically, you've been locked into a massive grocery store with all the other AFC Chat members, for a massive food fight, last man standing wins What do you choose as your ammunition and why?

 

I'm gonna go down the frozen aisle and get a leg of lamb as a club and do molotovs outta the cheap vodka.

[granite sheep]

[The Boofon]

A bag of popcorn.

[Pash]

English mustard.

[Pudgie]

Yon sriracha sause in a squirty bottle.

[BWG]

I'd go to the kitchen section and get the knives

[manboobs109]

I'd wrap myself in bacon to keep the muzzies away then get the drain cleaner and start melting cunts pusses

[tommo1903]

Boofon puts carrots in his bum.

[Dynamo]

Head down the ice lolly aisle and dish out the brain freezes.

[vanderark14]

I'd relax in the beer aisle with @bluto and watch the fighting commence

[BrianFaePerth]

If this is an American Walmart eh will just shoot the lot of you after waiting the necessary 3 days for background checks.

[manboobs109]

Drain cleaner isn't food.

Fair point. I'd drink all the Guinness and eat all the eggs raw then squirt my stinky diahorrea at everycunt then. That count?

[King Street Loon]

I'll stock up on weapons from the card aisle.

Paper cuts for every foe.

[looksgoodinred]

ground/powdered chipotle, cayenne, black pepper, paprika

[manboobs109]

Just say Guinness and eggs

 

Saves confusion.

Guinness and eggs

[Nelly]

tins of beans

[Foster14]

I'd find a coconut, and a quiet corner.

 

Make love not war.

[Dynamo]

A few strategically placed bananas will no doubt result in some hilarious slapstick falls.

[Poodler]

I'll be chatting up the young Quine on the till

[reekie_dock]

I'll be chatting up the young Quine on the till

Aye the one on day release wee special needs

 

I'd make dildo gloves we cucumbers and start busting ass

[Poodler]

Aye the one on day release wee special needs

 

I'd make dildo gloves we cucumbers and start busting ass

Says the predator marrying an easily lead young girl

[Reed or deed]

I'd make a net out of noodles.

[Redforever86]

Frozen pea shooter.

 

Straight to the eye.

[reekie_dock]

Says the predator marrying an easily lead young girl

Thanks, that means a lot from the Hats resident Bheast

[Poodler]

Fray Bentos

? +1

[elephantstone78]

Quinoa- so I can find out what it is.

Melons - just so I can ask an assistant if she has juicy melons and where does she keep them. It was funny in the 70s and it would be funny now.

Mini milks ice lollies - a small but deadly anus penetrating tool

BBQ kit - slowly poison people with co

[granite sheep]

I'd find a coconut, and a quiet corner.

 

Make love not war.

Just as long as you use a fresh one each time- ye dinna want maggots all oer yer cock like thon boy on Reddit did!