Sportscene

[Dandyesque]

Has it moved again?

 

Sat through that Match of the Day shite expecting it to be on after.

 

Wasn't

[King Street Loon]

It's always on a Sunday

[Dandyesque]

Must have been Match of the Day 2 I thought I was watching

 

This is what happens when you don't get pissed on a Saturday night...

[Pubes Macdonald]

I liked it when they used to send a young Hazel Irvine to baltic fuckholes likes Forfar to freeze her twat off reporting on some shite match. ...,,,,However.., young Hazel had the last laugh now reporting on the golf in America and such like.

 

Whats Dougie Donnelly up to these days?

Not sure mate.

[BWG]

Ive got a thing for Hazel Irvine.

I'd love to buy her a Malibu n Coke and entice her back to my hotel room for unprotected front n back.

She's a red wine kind of girl.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Was she not caught on Charlie Nick's bonnet so to speak?

[BWG]

Well she certainly keeps the teeth nice n white for a red wino.

Good on her.

I tank a couple bottles of red of an evening and wake up on the sofa feeling like ive been kicked shitless take the smelliest slithery shit possible before looking at myself in the mirror with dark purple lips and grey teeth.

Pro winos use a straw.

[The Oxford Don]

Where is jim delahunt these days

Last seen writing a horse racing tipster column for the Herald. That was 2-3 years ago, not sure what he's doing now.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Still is. He was the Daily Mails video of the day the other day with two wee Pikey kids fucking about behind him.

[Brochman]

Hazel Irvine retired from the golf scene earlier this year. Probably pissed off bt Peter Aliss's sexist banter. Dougie Donnelly commentates on European golf for the Golf Channel. Hair now completely white.

[Pubes Macdonald]

Well she certainly keeps the teeth nice n white for a red wino.

 

Good on her.

 

I tank a couple bottles of red of an evening and wake up on the sofa feeling like ive been kicked shitless take the smelliest slithery shit possible before looking at myself in the mirror with dark purple lips and grey teeth.

Its the red wine mate

[Reliablesource]

Has it moved again?

 

Sat through that Match of the Day shite expecting it to be on after.

 

Wasn't

Just sit n shut up, watch the English shite and stump up your licence fee. Like a good brit.

[cruzcampo3]

Hazel Irvine retired from the golf scene earlier this year. Probably pissed off bt Peter Aliss's sexist banter. Dougie Donnelly commentates on European golf for the Golf Channel. Hair now completely white.

^ He still selling sofas?

And cars where he pretends to pot a golf ball in the hole like he was playing snooker?

[Tord31]

Interesting to see how Sportscene present the Jack incident

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Fuck all in the on line version.

[ericblack4boss]

Ive got a thing for Hazel Irvine.

 

I'd love to buy her a Malibu n Coke and entice her back to my hotel room for unprotected front n back.

Apparently was shagging jacky dzeikanowski wheb he played for Celtic. And jim white new that on his birthday she was around at his house.white arranged for a birthday cake to be delivered to his home in hope of catching her there

The tv cameras turnef up with said cake and dzeikanowski met them half down the road still buttoning shirt. Irvine got a tip off and the player managed to head off the awkward situation.

Apparently irvine and white never got on since.

She was also riding mccoist. And was gwt nae there at some point

[vanderark14]

Apparently was shagging jacky dzeikanowski wheb he played for Celtic. And jim white new that on his birthday she was around at his house.white arranged for a birthday cake to be delivered to his home in hope of catching her there

The tv cameras turnef up with said cake and dzeikanowski met them half down the road still buttoning shirt. Irvine got a tip off and the player managed to head off the awkward situation.

Apparently irvine and white never got on since.

She was also riding mccoist. And was gwt nae there at some point

The gwt- @@Redstar

[Arabian Knight]

Irvine wis dain a lot eh riding back in the day. Noo it's eileidh Barbour thits takin ower she'll be ridin like thew wind innaw wi the European golfers

[DD1903]

Has it moved again?

 

Sat through that Match of the Day shite expecting it to be on after.

 

Wasn't

Just so you know, Dougie Donnelly doesn't present it any more.

[ericblack4boss]

Irvine wis dain a lot eh riding back in the day. Noo it's eileidh Barbour thits takin ower she'll be ridin like thew wind innaw wi the European golfers

Was there nae word of her being into tipping the velvet?

[tiktak]

From what the tv showed it looked more like Stokes was guiltier than Jack in the headbutt thing.

[Redstar]

From what the tv showed it looked more like Stokes was guiltier than Jack in the headbutt thing.

You're wrong...

[OddJob]

You're wrong...

Red tinted specs off chief, Stokes was definitely more guilty - but not saying Jacks wasn't still warranted - for a red card. He goes bat shit crazy, had to be sent off. That said there should have also been a red card for Dorrans too

[mcdougall(4)]

From what the tv showed it looked more like Stokes was guiltier than Jack in the headbutt thing.

 

disagree but the cunt should have seen red along with jack

[the_shrimp]

If you push you're head towards another player in a macho "headbutt" stlyee you're getting a Red. No argument.

 

Dorrans also should have got a yellow card for shoving and basically being a prick.

 

Stokes is a thug, had his hands on the rats throat...got away with it.

 

Hibs are the new Hearts - physical and dirty. Need to have the game plan spot on when we meet them. I think I'm more bothered by His than thw Huns this season.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Their two centre halves are there to be got at. That and the arrogant fucks insisting on playing out from the back.

[BWG]

If you push you're head towards another player in a macho "headbutt" stlyee you're getting a Red. No argument.

 

Dorrans also should have got a yellow card for shoving and basically being a prick.

 

Stokes is a thug, had his hands on the rats throat...got away with it.

 

Hibs are the new Hearts - physical and dirty. Need to have the game plan spot on when we meet them. I think I'm more bothered by His than thw Huns this season.

 

I fail to see the problem?

[Pudgie]

Their two centre halves are there to be got at. That and the arrogant fucks insisting on playing out from the back.

Can't see us ever profiting from that.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Which? The non Alves CH is a bomb scare. Tavernier was never good enough defensively. I suspect From limited highlights so far that Alves won't be a player on the deck. Their keeper is lost if he doesn't have a free player to roll it out to usually leading to Miller going deeper and deeper to look for it.

 

Chasing forwards and a disciplined midfield will play the game at their end. They'll still be dangerous on the break though just like April.

[shut up meg]

Liked the caption at the end where it said that Graeme Shinnie has now scored the same amount of goals as his brother.