Stevie May Song Needs Changing

DonTillIDie · August 25, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you

We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you

Everybody wants your hair

I'd just like to make you mine all mine

tommo1903 · August 25, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you
We all love you
We all love you Stevie May
We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your hair
I'd just like to make you mine all mine

Good post mate.

August 25, 2017

No it doesn't. Its funny. Akin to "Sheep Shaggin Bastards" when Christie is on it. He's a big boy and will be able to tell its an affectionate joke. DonTillIDie is a piss pants panny.

Redstar · August 25, 2017

Absolute tosh...Who the f**k is Stevie May...is here to stay.

August 25, 2017

Absolute tosh...Who the f**k is Stevie May...is here to stay.

Exactly. Keep it simple for the yokel bumpkins, no matter how *CRINGE* it is.

Reliablesource · August 25, 2017

Absolute tosh...Who the f**k is Stevie May...is here to stay.

It was funny the first time, as was the Christie chant....

V for Vendetta · August 25, 2017

Agreed.

Now let's all put our heads together and suggest some new songs for Stevie.

Byrne Baby Byrne · August 25, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you
We all love you
We all love you Stevie May
We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your hair
I'd just like to make you mine all mine

Jesus

SheepieBaaBaa · August 25, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you
We all love you
We all love you Stevie May
We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your hair
I'd just like to make you mine all mine

Wise up min.... Who the fuck is Stevie May is ironic genius.

Stevie May, Stevie May

STEVIE STEVIE MAY

He gets the ball he scores a goal

STEVIE STEVIE MAY

May deserve an airing occasionally maybe

but away and shite with any football song that has "we all love you" in it.

Innit?

DonTillIDie · August 25, 2017

Jesus

Ok change it to "I'd just to like to make your hair all mine". Then rip into the chorus if the fans can stop laughing

SheepieBaaBaa · August 25, 2017

Ok change it to "I'd just to like to make your hair all mine". Then rip into the chorus if the fans can stop laughing

I'm going to assume they would have to be laughing at something else?

Chewie37 · August 26, 2017

Laughing because @@DonTillIDie is singing like Frank Drebin st Pittodrie?

RAZOR · August 26, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you
We all love you
We all love you Stevie May
We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your hair
I'd just like to make you mine all mine

U a virgin m8?

strachanmcgheegoal · August 26, 2017

Life seemed so much simpler when we all just used to come on here, slag McGinn and Taylor, laugh at Boofs hair, Tups lack of, well anything from what I can gather and show genuine concern for cheesepipes licking erseholes.

Plus the compulsory Sevco comment obviously.

I miss those days.

the_shrimp · August 26, 2017

I love chanting who the fuck is Stevie May - I'm pretty sure he gets the refrence and likes it too.

If anything we need to change the "he's one of our own" Shinnie song...its CRINGE.

Don Fonte · August 26, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you
We all love you
We all love you Stevie May
We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your hair
I'd just like to make you mine all mine

This has to be a fishing expedition. If not I'd strongly consider following another sport. Perhaps women's cricket would suit.

King Street Loon · August 26, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you
We all love you
We all love you Stevie May
We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your hair
I'd just like to make you mine all mine

Fucking hell.

Delete your account and affix a dildo to your forehead with some superglue.

RedRichard · August 26, 2017

So gay, for Stevie May.

We're sooooo gay for Stevie May

to the tune of Go West.....lolz

(not meant to infringe any homophobic singing rules obvs)

Red_Rocket_1983 · August 26, 2017

Ok I know it's meant to be ironic as that's what we sang at the Scottish Cup Semi at Ibrox against St Johnstone and he scored 2 goals against us, but I think we should change the "Who the f**k is Stevie May" chant so it goes:

We all love you
We all love you
We all love you Stevie May
We all love you Stevie May

It just gives me bad memories of Ibrox. Plus it won't get blocked out by the TV.

Or change the Jonny Hayes Give It Up song to Stevie May. The verse could go:

Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your hair
I'd just like to make you mine all mine

Reliablesource · August 26, 2017

I love chanting who the fuck is Stevie May - I'm pretty sure he gets the refrence and likes it too.

Yeah I do it too cause I think he likes it. I'm sure that he smiled once, he fucking loves it.

Hahaha.

MegaloDon · August 26, 2017

it's truly embarrassing

it's like singing hey we're all 10yr olds.

BWG · August 26, 2017

Virgin alert.

Ernie McCracken · August 26, 2017

it's truly embarrassing

it's like singing hey we're all 10yr olds.

That's a great shout. Assume you're going with the tune to "bring back my stereo"

Hey we're all 10 year olds

V for Vendetta · August 26, 2017

U a virgin m8?

RPAKA

(Read Post And Know Answer)

SheepieBaaBaa · August 26, 2017

So gay, for Stevie May.
We're sooooo gay for Stevie May

to the tune of Go West.....lolz

(not meant to infringe any homophobic singing rules obvs)

I quite like that actually

The song, not going gay for Stevie May obviously.

If I were going to go gay for anyone I'd be holding out for Kari

Redforever86 · August 26, 2017

That's a great shout. Assume you're going with the tune to "bring back my stereo"

Hey we're all 10 year olds
Hey we're all 10 year olds

Bit risky at Parkhead.

Chewie37 · August 26, 2017

This has to be a fishing expedition. If not I'd strongly consider following another sport. Perhaps women's cricket would suit.

I know some of the Scottish Ladies Cricket team, great crack (mild pun intended) on a night out........there may have been some interesting developments at the end of the night. Nit with me, I staggered off to drink more while my mates went back to a sordid party oops

Don Fonte · August 26, 2017

I know some of the Scottish Ladies Cricket team, great crack (mild pun intended) on a night out........there may have been some interesting developments at the end of the night. Nit with me, I staggered off to drink more while my mates went back to a sordid party oops

You could always make your way to Deviant's Corner to tell the story.

Panda · August 26, 2017

I have it on good authority Stevie May likes the "who the fuck is Stevie May" chant. Finds it funny and likes the fact it's something a bit different from the usual "Stevie, Stevie May" stuff.

Chewie37 · August 26, 2017

You could always make your way to Deviant's Corner to tell the story.

Think I should

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