New Puppy

[Farminator]

Looking at bringing a puppy into our family. Been on all the dog buyers sites to try and get an idea of what to go for. Was thinking along the the lines of a border collie but would like to hear some advice from dog owners on what their experiences have been. Was thinking about a rescue dog but wasnt sure how they would adapt to a new home. Also wouldnt be against having a more mature dog as apposed to a puppy

[Farminator]

Just tried it myself and have not came up with the results you alluded to.

Going to try a search on xvideo next which may reveal your usual pattern of google search

[Dal Riata Don]

Looking at bringing a puppy into our family. Been on all the dog buyers sites to try and get an idea of what to go for. Was thinking along the the lines of a border collie but would like to hear some advice from dog owners on what their experiences have been. Was thinking about a rescue dog but wasnt sure how they would adapt to a new home. Also wouldnt be against having a more mature dog as apposed to a puppy

If you've got young kids then go with friendly breeds: Collie or Labrador, however be honest with yourself regarding your free time as such breeds need a lot of exercise. If you can't provide that go for something smaller like a Papillon that will basically keep itself interested.

Getting a dog from a shelter is a good idea but only if your kids are old enough to understand that the dog may have been mistreated and therefore a greater level of sensitivity is required in the first few months. Another advantage of getting a dog from a shelter is that in most cases it will already have been house trained.

[Farminator]

I’ll try harder from now on pal. My filth searches seem to be full of pissing lesbians for some reason, nae quite sure how that happened

[HairyPie]

Just get a house trained hun. Well, keep it in a kennel ootside of course.

[reekie_dock]

Just get a house trained hun. Well, keep it in a kennel ootside of course.

 

Fuck that I could deal with a little jobbie on the carpet or a chewed up cushion.

 

Bit to trash the whole street just because TV went off is a little OTT

[Farminator]

If you've got young kids then go with friendly breeds: Collie or Labrador, however be honest with yourself regarding your free time as such breeds need a lot of exercise. If you can't provide that go for something smaller like a Papillon that will basically keep itself interested.

Getting a dog from a shelter is a good idea but only if your kids are old enough to understand that the dog may have been mistreated and therefore a greater level of sensitivity is required in the first few months. Another advantage of getting a dog from a shelter is that in most cases it will already have been house trained.

My wife's bairn is 11 and my two are 18 and 19 so the young children won't be an issue.

Been looking into it a bit more and can't believe how many staffies are in the need of re-homing. I started to look into the breed and found out they are one of the most friendly breeds so got a lot to think about before I dive in and will hopefully make the right decision in the end

[Dal Riata Don]

My wife's bairn is 11 and my two are 18 and 19 so the young children won't be an issue.

Been looking into it a bit more and can't believe how many staffies are in the need of re-homing. I started to look into the breed and found out they are one of the most friendly breeds so got a lot to think about before I dive in and will hopefully make the right decision in the end

I don't want to sounds like more of an arse [than usual] but don't think of it as making one big spot-on decision but more like one ok decision [the dog] and lots of little good ones along the way [taking care and adapting to it]. Best of luck.

[RAZOR]

My wife's bairn is 11 and my two are 18 and 19 so the young children won't be an issue.

Been looking into it a bit more and can't believe how many staffies are in the need of re-homing. I started to look into the breed and found out they are one of the most friendly breeds so got a lot to think about before I dive in and will hopefully make the right decision in the end

 

Because they devil dogs for minkers.

[Don Fonte]

 

Because they devil dogs for minkers.

Correct. Perhaps a reason so many are waiting to be homed. Don't do it.

[vanderark14]

 

Because they devil dogs for minkers.

 

they're great dogs but unfortunately they are the choice of the minker/junkie/weegie/jute

[chaos_defrost]

 

they're great dogs but unfortunately they are the choice of the minker/junkie/weegie/jute

True. Unfortunately they became somewhat of a fashion accessory for minkers.

[manboobs109]

My dog, a wee mongrel, was a rescue dog. He'd been taken in one night by the police, he'd been found out wandering about with no collar or microchip. He was house trained and really friendly, learned his name really quickly and in general has been no hassle at all. The major thing to take into account is time, will you have the time to take them out/train them. If they will be alone during the day while everyone is at school/work then there is a fair chance you'll start getting problems. I work from home and the Mrs is a student so he's hardly ever alone but they are pack animals so can develop seperation anxiety and start chewing/pishing/shitting every where.

 

Most problems with dogs come from them not getting enough exercise. Take them out and chuck a ball for them for an hour, twice a day and for the rest of the time they'll mostly just sleep. The aggressive, barky ones are badly trained or bored.

 

If it's your first dog I'd get a rescue dog, if it's an older one it'll be less hassle and I think it's a shame spending hundreds on a puppy when some poor thing is stuck in the kennels. Just my opinion though and I can see the attraction of a puppy, I'd love to have one for my wee boy.

[manboobs109]

Maybe worth looking at a greyhound as well. A lot of places rehome ex racing ones. Great dogs but I'd imagine they would need shitloads of exercise.

[rumpus]

My dog, a wee mongrel, was a rescue dog. He'd been taken in one night by the police, he'd been found out wandering about with no collar or microchip. He was house trained and really friendly, learned his name really quickly and in general has been no hassle at all. The major thing to take into account is time, will you have the time to take them out/train them. If they will be alone during the day while everyone is at school/work then there is a fair chance you'll start getting problems. I work from home and the Mrs is a student so he's hardly ever alone but they are pack animals so can develop seperation anxiety and start chewing/pishing/shitting every where.

 

Most problems with dogs come from them not getting enough exercise. Take them out and chuck a ball for them for an hour, twice a day and for the rest of the time they'll mostly just sleep. The aggressive, barky ones are badly trained or bored.

 

If it's your first dog I'd get a rescue dog, if it's an older one it'll be less hassle and I think it's a shame spending hundreds on a puppy when some poor thing is stuck in the kennels. Just my opinion though and I can see the attraction of a puppy, I'd love to have one for my wee boy.

 

 

What a pile of shit.

 

An abandoned shitty arsed shaking mongrel is actually a 'pack aninmal' ??

[manboobs109]

^ hungover Rumpy? Hard night on the cans?

[rumpus]

^ Don't try and change the subject fatso.

 

In what way is your shitty little scabby arsed dog (written above in some sort of Mother Theresa style) actually a pack hunting wolf beast?

[manboobs109]

^ Look it up for yourself. I'm not trying to explain shit to a grumpy, hungover homosexual.

[rumpus]

Just did.Gray wolves, the closest cousin of the dog in wolf world hunts in packs. The Wild African dog (Lycaon pictus) also hunts in packs.

 

Others such as Hyenas can actually be classed as scavengers rather than pack hunters.

 

 

A flea ridden Chihuahua / sausage dog can hardly be classed in the same bracket.

[Reed or deed]

I've got a cocker spaniel, you can have it if you like. It's an absolute cunt.

[manboobs109]

Edit can't be bothered

[Reed or deed]

^ just sparked up a big 3 skinner.

[rumpus]

^ just sparked up a big 3 skinner.

 

 

 

Exactly.

 

If the fat oaf's mongrel is shitting all over the place it's because it's in a constant state of canabis smoke inhalation.

 

And while I'm at it...Mother Teresa is constantly moaning because his fat arsed wife makes him sandwiches for his work but he forgets to take them with him.

 

Yet all of a sudden he 'works from home'

[rumpus]

^ Possibly.

 

But maybe it's just lies. Saving destitute dogs one minute and looking to enhance Thurman Murman's life by getting him a puppy.

 

Next he'll be telling us Mrs Fatty is studying to be a Dietician at her college course.

[manboobs109]

 

 

 

Exactly.

 

If the fat oaf's mongrel is shitting all over the place it's because it's in a constant state of canabis smoke inhalation.

 

And while I'm at it...Mother Teresa is constantly moaning because his fat arsed wife makes him sandwiches for his work but he forgets to take them with him.

 

Yet all of a sudden he 'works from home'

Fucking hell you really take note of my posts. Occasionally an entrepreneur like me has to head off into the coal face and I like to take a packed lunch with me. My office is at home though.

[Poodler]

The grandkids are in for a treat hanging out with you today, Rumpussy

[rumpus]

^ Haven't got him today, his granny's taking him to town to get him shoes.

 

I might buy him a puppy for Christmas, or swoop round town in my Mother Teresa cape looking for strays to save and then smugly write it on here.

 

I don't work from home. Or take sandwiches.

[manboobs109]

^ Haven't got him today, his granny's taking him to town to get him shoes now he's walking at only 10 months old.

 

I might buy him a puppy for Christmas, or swoop round town in my Mother Teresa cape looking for strays to save and then smugly write it on here.

 

I don't work from home. Or take sandwiches.

A man with your deviant sexual appetites shouldn't be allowed a dog. You'd probably get chucked out the kennels when you started measuring their balls anyway.

[Poodler]

I'm taking the bike up Clachnaben, Rumadum, your deeside manor, want to join, since you'll be at a loose end

[rumpus]

Thanks for invite chum, but it's too cold for a black man like myself.

 

I shall be in Braemar later today though drinking beer at a pre-arranged social gathering.