rumpus Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Thanks for invite chum, but it's too cold for a black man like myself. I shall be in Braemar later today though drinking beer at a pre-arranged social gathering. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 ^ Why did you take out the 10 months part Rumpy? Too smug? Or is he walking so quickly because he couldn't crawl away quick enough from his slobbery mouthed Grandad? 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 ^ Haven't got him today, his granny's taking him to town to get him shoes. I might buy him a puppy for Christmas, or swoop round town in my Mother Teresa cape looking for strays to save and then smugly write it on here. I don't work from home. Or take sandwiches.Is the granny tidy? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Spaniels in general are cracking dogs. Great nature and personalities Link to comment
Henry Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 My dog, a wee mongrel, was a rescue dog. He'd been taken in one night by the police, he'd been found out wandering about with no collar or microchip. He was house trained and really friendly, learned his name really quickly and in general has been no hassle at all. The major thing to take into account is time, will you have the time to take them out/train them. If they will be alone during the day while everyone is at school/work then there is a fair chance you'll start getting problems. I work from home and the Mrs is a student so he's hardly ever alone but they are pack animals so can develop seperation anxiety and start chewing/pishing/shitting every where. Most problems with dogs come from them not getting enough exercise. Take them out and chuck a ball for them for an hour, twice a day and for the rest of the time they'll mostly just sleep. The aggressive, barky ones are badly trained or bored. If it's your first dog I'd get a rescue dog, if it's an older one it'll be less hassle and I think it's a shame spending hundreds on a puppy when some poor thing is stuck in the kennels. Just my opinion though and I can see the attraction of a puppy, I'd love to have one for my wee boy.If I recall correctly, Millertime briefly had a puppy cooped up in his flat all day while he was at work answering phones, before he got bored of it and chucked it into the Clyde. But my memory is hazy. 3 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 You're right son - was surrounded by springers all the way up from the age of 1 day old until around 16; and never a bad day with the big lumps of love. That face - just forces the gibbering child like nonsense from your mouth.Had one that was a cross between working and show cocker. Smart as a whip, and daft at the same time. Great wee dog. Oh dear, Im talking myself in to getting another one... Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Rehome. Never buy new. Remember it’s an animal and not your child or whatever pish people say now. Be prepared for shit and piss on your nice carpets etc. Still, cracking animals. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Your dog is muttley Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I hope you named him McGhee. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I'm taking the bike up Clachnaben, Rumadum, your deeside manor, want to join, since you'll be at a loose endWhy you doing that on a Sat? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Aww look at the wittle dogggeeeEnough, father! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Dog looks scared. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Fair point. Same look Rumpus' grandson gets I reckon. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Why you doing that on a Sat?Why do you go jogging on your lunchbreak? Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Why do you go jogging on your lunchbreak?You dont actually buy that shite do you Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 You dont actually buy that shite do youFuck knows, but he proper took the hump when i queried him haha Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Haha sorry son - very much in that position myself; by far the longest Ive been petless, and its a right fucking cunt of a thing to be. A wee pooch, or a wee kitty - its the bomb. Just get one son, stop fucking around.I no doubt will in the near future. The Mrs has just started talking about getting one recently...my constant wandering off like a toddler to talk to random dogs in the street/pub/park etc has worn her down I think! Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Just for clarity. Folk on here versus Rumpus - I think the event half the board keep referring to is Rumpus either wanking off or getting wanked off by some ethnic? Let's face facts 'hatters, if it was a Poodles story he'd be getting virtual high 5s. Do internet Dons fans really need a hate figure? Why not find a hun to take it out on? Better still, find a real hun.Rumpus = good poster. 1 2 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ^ he said in between mouthfuls of rump cock. busted Link to comment
rumpus Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Just for clarity. Folk on here versus Rumpus - I think the event half the board keep referring to is Rumpus either wanking off or getting wanked off by some ethnic? Let's face facts 'hatters, if it was a Poodles story he'd be getting virtual high 5s. Do internet Dons fans really need a hate figure? Why not find a hun to take it out on? Better still, find a real hun.Rumpus = good poster. Firstly and at the risk of repeating myself for the umpteenth time, I was wankee rather than wanker. Big difference. Secondly, thank you for your kind words, but the clique of arseholes (with Poodler as their pin-up boy) who follow me around with deeply upsetting, rude and spiteful remarks, do so out of jealousy. They see a Lone wolf figure, Scared of nothing, Alpha male, and individually feel insignificant in my presence. Like fat cunt's pack dogs they therefore collectively want to knock me off my perch. Fuck them, they have my sympathy. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Firstly and at the risk of repeating myself for the umpteenth time, I was wankee rather than wanker. Big difference. Secondly, thank you for your kind words, but the clique of arseholes (with Poodler as their pin-up boy) who follow me around with deeply upsetting, rude and spiteful remarks, do so out of jealousy. They see a Lone wolf figure, Scared of nothing, Alpha male, and individually feel insignificant in my presence. Like fat cunt's pack dogs they therefore collectively want to knock me off my perch. Fuck them, they have my sympathy.C R I N G ER INGE STRONG VIRGIN CHAT THERE M7+1 1 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Never had a dog or a cat. Generally animal shit in a house environment gives me the heave .Once saw an elephant dump a load of shite that required a snow shovel and a dumper truck to remove. Fuck knows how the big eared grey cunt got in my living room .Trying too hard here 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Fuck knows, but he proper took the hump when i queried him hahaNot in the slightest min Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Alpha male, and individually feel insignificant in my presence. Alpha's don't bitch and whine like a little girl when they can't remove the fat from their enormous body quick enough at their wee lassies slimming club. Link to comment
rumpus Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ^ I don't go to Fat Club. I monitor weight loss myself therefore saving £4.75 for the privilige of stand on a scale and having a poof smiling and clapping whilst giving me a gold badge. Only 4kgs away from my target now. Not that it has fuck all to do with you. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ^ I don't go to Fat Club. I monitor weight loss myself therefore saving £4.75 for the privilige of stand on a scale and having a poof smiling and clapping whilst giving me a gold badge. Only 4kgs away from my target now. Not that it has fuck all to do with you.But you did and when you hadnt met your goal you cried, bitched and threatened legal action versus Scottish Slimmers. Thats a factual retelling of how you reported the information and as I said that is not the actions of an alpha. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Mon min Doogs, surely you're smart enough to know that everything Rumpy says is made up? Although I suspect he's telling the truth when he calls you a homosex Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Mon min Doogs, surely you're smart enough to know that everything Rumpy says is made up? Although I suspect he's telling the truth when he calls you a homosexHmmmm Link to comment
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