Sonoftherock Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I better start adding up the votes for the Hun award afore I make ma selction You are miles ahead of me... I've still to cast my vote too. So add an extra vote in your own column if you're counting! Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Best Poster - Dave Min, for his relentless sarcasm Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke Best Thread - New Stadium Best Newcomer - Does Dad still count? Must Do Better Poster - Tord Kids are no excuse The Snowflake Award - BHL The Closet Hun Award - no idea The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - Tup Biggest Gluepot Award - V for Vendetta The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - EB4B Every single post he makes is EB4B against the world. It's endearing. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Best Poster - Dad. Narrowly pips Cheesepipes, who would normally get my vote for funniest if such an award still existed. Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke. Only appears when AFC lose. Doesn't accept losing, but has a West Brom season ticket. Best Thread - What You Doing Today. Best Newcomer - Hairy Pie. Honourable mentions to Pubes McDonald and Arab Knight, who tailed off a bit. Must Do Better Poster - Ericblack4boss. Needs to come back in the new year refreshed after a disastrous spell The Snowflake Award - Parklife The Closet Hun Award - GDON21 The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - Millertime taking the major huff recently and then slipping back in underneath the radar as if nothing happened. Biggest Gluepot Award - FnD The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Boboisared Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Best Poster - Bad Mobby Most Negative Poster - Shoofta. Although I do like him. Best Thread - whatever Sevco one Mobby ran riot on. Best Newcomer - Dad Must Do Better Poster - BSDH The Snowflake Award - Porklife The Closet Hun Award - Son of the Rock The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - Tord, used to have our whole season mapped out in his heyday. Biggest Gluepot Award - Shooftahmooftah The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award Cheesepipes Link to comment
DelMonte Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Best Poster - Dad Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke Best Thread - Stadium Plans Best Newcomer - Fuck knows, dont pay attention to whos new Must Do Better Poster - FnD The Snowflake Award - BHL The Closet Hun Award - Fuck knows The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - Millerman. Hes turned it around however and the new version is much improved. Biggest Gluepot Award - EB4B The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Millertime Link to comment
craegDAMH Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Best Poster - Pubes, for the spawning of "Just do goals"Most Negative Poster - StoneyblokeBest Thread - Poetry Thread (RIP)Best Newcomer - Millertime 1.7Must Do Better Poster - Everyone is doing their bestThe Snowflake Award - PandaThe Closet Hun Award - GDON21The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - ShinnieFGS, for running away after saying Wright should go on loan to DumbartonBiggest Gluepot Award - strachanmcheegoal, posts a never ending stream of verbose, molten pishThe AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Cockney Don, for keeping us informed on the under 20s and match day threads. Good effort which shouldn't go unappreciated. Also his many trips to fucking Hamilton to see us get beat. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Also a good shout for Strachanmcgheegoal Types plenty without saying anything. 1 1 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Best poster - The Cockney DonMost negative - StoneyblokeBest thread - Tups cornerBest newcomer - Old mannyMust do better - Big Hat LoganThe snowflake award - ParklifeThe closet hun award - Reekie dockBiggest decline/ meltdown - EB4b Biggest gluepot - Fine n dandy, easily.Lifetime award - Ebbe Edit: This is my finished set of votes. Set to include the Cockney Don, the man that gets the train up to Hamilton from London to watch the famous Aberdeen on his tod.Fucking superb. 1 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Edit: This is my finished set of votes. Set to include the Cockney Don, the man that gets the train up to Hamilton from London to watch the famous Aberdeen on his tod.Fucking superb.Aye fair play to him, that's fuckin dedication to your team right there. 1 Link to comment
rumpus Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 ^ A fucking idiot if the truth be told.. Link to comment
Old manny Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 I woder if RAZOR will be wearing that skimpy wee silver sequined number when he presents the awards this year? Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 I woder if RAZOR will be wearing that skimpy wee silver sequined number when he presents the awards this year? Will be a AFC jacket circa 2005-06 season with JC on it Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 10, 2017 Author Share Posted December 10, 2017 I woder if RAZOR will be wearing that skimpy wee silver sequined number when he presents the awards this year? I'll wear whatever you buy me hun. I'm a L, hate blue and glitter makes my eyes sparkle. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Best Poster - Bad Mobby although Cheesepipes and Hanz runs him close. Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke, miles ahead of anyone else here. Best Thread - McInnes Thread, only because of the few days when we thought McInnes was leaving, full of wild claims and counterclaims. Best Newcomer - Arabian Knight. Must Do Better Poster - Arabian Knight, he's peaked and needs to get some new material. The Snowflake Award - Parklife/Big Hat Logan, can't separate them. The Closet Hun Award - N/A The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - Millertime prior to him buggering off for a week. Biggest Gluepot Award - Shooftamoofta (I would have voted CS but his mantelpiece must be close to collapsing with BGA awards by now). The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Cheesepipes, his level of deviancy knows no bounds. Link to comment
Old manny Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 I'll wear whatever you buy me hun. I'm a L, hate blue and glitter makes my eyes sparkle.I believe you mate. It was just a rumour I heard in the Pittodrie Bar from a wee guy with a distinctive North of Scotland accent who swore blind to us it was true or his name wasn't --- ! He's even running a book on it. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Best Poster - Everyone knows Tup is the best all round poster - although R_S will probably surpass him, if he manages to avoid being banned for long enough. However, this is a Football forum, so best poster is based on contribution to the football forum. The best quality of contribution comes from Rocket_Scientist and Boboisared. The former has only been back for a couple of weeks, so the latter gets my vote. Funniest Poster - Not sure why this category was binned. I'm re-instating it. Rumpus for me... brilliant entertainment! Most Negative Poster - The man who only appears during a crisis. The most miserable person to have ever posted on this forum. The Grim Reaper of AFC-Chat. Stoneybloke. Best Thread - U20's Thread. Love seeing home-grown players graduating into the first team and enjoy tracking their progress in the u20's thread. Best Newcomer - Shinniesta. Always appreciate the guys who offer some analysis, along with their views! Must Do Better Poster - Usually nominate Bluto10 for this one, or biggest gluepot (Clydesdale is making this increasingly more difficult!)... however, I reckon Bluto has improved this year. When i say improved, what I mean is, he's cut out most of his Man United/English football rubbish. Still a fat wind-bag though. My nomination goes to ericblack4boss. After telling us repeatedly, for the last couple of years, that this year would be McInnes last year... it looked like he'd finally have redemption. The moment had arrived - like a Liverpool fan, he must have been thinking 'this is our year'! He stepped things up 10-fold in anticipation... 3 or 4 posts daily, repeating the mantra that 'McInnes would walk over broken glass to sign for Rangers,' etc. etc. He must have felt like a right fanny when the news broke I do love him though... so hopefully he comes back! The Snowflake Award - BigHatLogan - No explanation required. Clear winner here. The Closet Hun Award - Reekie_Dock - Again, no explanation required. Clear winner here. The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - Don't really understand why these are the same category. I enjoy Rumpus' regular meltdowns - I think he does too! Agree with someone else who mentioned that Parklife has started going down him... seems to be getting worse (and more bitter) every day! So not sure who gets my vote? Panda is chronic too.. but his contribution has been consistently bad through time - wouldn't say he's particularly declining. Biggest Gluepot Award - Clydeside Sheep. A genuinely sick individual. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Muttonhumper deserves recognition. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Best Poster - Everyone knows Tup is the best all round poster - although R_S will probably surpass him, if he manages to avoid being banned for long enough. However, this is a Football forum, so best poster is based on contribution to the football forum. The best quality of contribution comes from Rocket_Scientist and Boboisared. The former has only been back for a couple of weeks, so the latter gets my vote. Funniest Poster - Not sure why this category was binned. I'm re-instating it. Rumpus for me... brilliant entertainment! Most Negative Poster - The man who only appears during a crisis. The most miserable person to have ever posted on this forum. The Grim Reaper of AFC-Chat. Stoneybloke. Best Thread - U20's Thread. Love seeing home-grown players graduating into the first team and enjoy tracking their progress in the u20's thread. Best Newcomer - Shinniesta. Always appreciate the guys who offer some analysis, along with their views! Must Do Better Poster - Usually nominate Bluto10 for this one, or biggest gluepot (Clydesdale is making this increasingly more difficult!)... however, I reckon Bluto has improved this year. When i say improved, what I mean is, he's cut out most of his Man United/English football rubbish. Still a fat wind-bag though. My nomination goes to ericblack4boss. After telling us repeatedly, for the last couple of years, that this year would be McInnes last year... it looked like he'd finally have redemption. The moment had arrived - like a Liverpool fan, he must have been thinking 'this is our year'! He stepped things up 10-fold in anticipation... 3 or 4 posts daily, repeating the mantra that 'McInnes would walk over broken glass to sign for Rangers,' etc. etc. He must have felt like a right fanny when the news broke I do love him though... so hopefully he comes back! The Snowflake Award - BigHatLogan - No explanation required. Clear winner here. The Closet Hun Award - Reekie_Dock - Again, no explanation required. Clear winner here. The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - Don't really understand why these are the same category. I enjoy Rumpus' regular meltdowns - I think he does too! Agree with someone else who mentioned that Parklife has started going down him... seems to be getting worse (and more bitter) every day! So not sure who gets my vote? Panda is chronic too.. but his contribution has been consistently bad through time - wouldn't say he's particularly declining. Biggest Gluepot Award - Clydeside Sheep. A genuinely sick individual. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Muttonhumper deserves recognition.I hope your next shits is a Portuguese man of war Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I hope your next shits is a Portuguese man of war No harm done if it is. The deadly part of the PMOW is the tenticles which are actually different bacterial organisms living alongside. The Portuguese Man of war on it's own is completely harmless. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Aye cheers for that Attenborough the tentacles would come out first so I dare say would be more painfull than a hedgehog. But cheers anyway for your shite patter ya gimp Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Even if it wasn't sore you'd get a pretty big fright. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I hope your next shits is a Portuguese man of warI hope yours isn’t a wick man of violence Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Aye cheers for that Attenborough the tentacles would come out first so I dare say would be more painfull than a hedgehog. But cheers anyway for your shite patter ya gimpNo. The tentacles are thinner than an average shite. Would slip out painlessly. Likewise the man of war is basically an air filled balloon. An easy exit as well. A pain free dump. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 be rubbish more like.Probably diarrhea Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Even if it wasn't sore you'd get a pretty big fright.Not if youd had a Portuguese man of war for lunch. 1 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 The reality is you aspire to be the BoofonHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Put the rod down it's too early for that nonsense Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 I've nae posted a lot - more or a lurker. But this site has provided many hours of entertainment. Hope I have/haven't ruffled too many delicates with my votes..... Best PosterTup & DadMost Negative PosterMillertimeBest ThreadTups Corner / Spiken Sh*tBest NewcomeršcalcuuMust Do Better PosteršcalcuuThe Snowflake Awardericblack4bossThe Closet Hun AwardMillertime (from what I've read)The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award ericblack4bossBiggest Gluepot AwardThe Village Seagull The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Tup & DadCan you edit this please? Not sure why you think it's acceptable to vote twice in some categories. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 If everyone can do their final edits that would be grand. Voting closing at the strike of midnight 14th/15th Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 If everyone can do their final edits that would be grand. Voting closing at the strike of midnight 14th/15th You're doing a grand job Razor. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Final EditBest Poster Bad MobbyMost Negative Poster StoneyBest Thread St Johnstone v AberdeenBest Newcomer Sooper-HanzMust Do Better Poster Brian fae BergenThe Snowflake Award Big Hat LoganThe Closet Hun Award SOTRThe biggest decline and/or meltdown Award Decline. Razor. Been a very poor year. Meltdown. Millerman.Biggest Gluepot Award PandaThe AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Kelt Link to comment
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