The Buzzard Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Aye the fucking lads. What of it you alcoholic fuckwit?I like that chat @@Sooper-hanz. Although I am very much not one of the lads I do like coming here on too frequent a basis to hear what most people are getting up to. Its fucking brutal at times but its all part of the fun. Link to comment
ShinnieFGS Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Fuck sake dad , even you have to admit that quote is a fucking stretch from being the best post of the year . Awful stuff It's a heck of a lot better than the "I had a pot noodle for my lunch today" people or the "I don't really like ISIS that much" sorts on here. Go on, @@Dad. Keep it up. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Sideways pint i reckon bloots.Now I’m even more confused Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 ^^^ pot noodle and a wank Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Hey, the people like what they like son; not for me to say. I just spill out my heart for all you fine folks to enjoy; if you dont, well you know - fuck off haha and this is why we all love you, Dad Link to comment
Guest Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 and this is why we all love you, Dad Even I love you dad. Which is odd as I don’t generally have love for humans. Unless they’re dead. But I know you didn’t miss out an e in your username and I still love you. Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Dad is hoora optimistic. Must be senile. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You're letting this adulation go to your head,cunt. I mind you when you were nothing .Nothing!You're just like Adele imo.Bad mouthing dad and Adele in the same post. Who's next santa Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I'd otherwise say Dad has his head screwed on but he lives in weegieland. There must be something not right with him. Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted December 16, 2017 Admin Share Posted December 16, 2017 Seriously Cavey,, if the mods @@Bebo can demonstrate I am that cunt TVS I will delete my account , post nudes and suck Rumpy's ding-dong live on periscope.Can confirm Super-hans is the cheesy wotsit TVS 2 Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Can confirm Super-hans is the cheesy wotsit TVS hahahahahaha Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Can confirm Super-hans is the cheesy wotsit TVS Haha Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Fuck off you winged rat. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Can confirm Super-hans is the cheesy wotsit TVS?? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 This years awards are akin to the Brit Awards in 89 when presented by Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood. Shambles from start to finish. Needs a big name next year to salvage any credibility.Cathy McGowan? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Ahem.., read back to the bit where I said " if Bebo can demonstrate ". He can't . If he makes up some pish then he's worse than a Hun to me. I'll allow him his moment of fun but I expect an apology for this slur on my good name .TVS had a better name than you. Link to comment
Tord31 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Best Poster - ManBoobs109: Aye - sure there'll be many who would be somewhat 'What? Why that fat cunt?'; but thats just it - hes a big loveable punchbag; jabbity jab - its fun. I always imagine him a welcoming caring sort, who just wants to take the restriction out of conversation, and just go toe to toe without fear of it escalating beyond being called a cunt; thats an admirable quality. And sure - many will say 'Manboobs109 s a fucking arsehole of the highest order', but with that comes a real indiciation of staying power; love to hate...gets so the love is diluted owing to the lack of hate; the kind where if you tackle it - you'll remain unhurt. I personally love to just balls out call a person a cunt, and be completely free of worry that they will physically hurt me. Thats manboos for you sons; a big chuckling cunt sitting there, half heartedly putting up his guard as folks take a few swings. Most Negative Poster - MilneFC: Miserable cunt hahaha good work son Best Thread - In the News. I like current affairs. This thread really opens my eyes to the topics of the day. And handy as a bastard just being able to slap a link down and let the wonderful minds discuss. Human behaviour - we're pretty good at it us lot. Best Newcomer - Old Manny - Great work son; a miserable old bitter prick just like some other old folk I know haha (honourable mention to PubesMcDonald - always enjoy your stuff son. Got exactly the same eagerness I do for the complete random being hilarious. Many Manys a time Ive been the only one laughing. I love the direction the world is taking with regards to ths type of thing; people are wise to wacky these days...really lets you let your hair down, having no limits to explore off the wall humour. Pubes reminds me of Kids in the Hall - Canadian troupe who did the most random shit to provoke mirth. Must Do Better Poster - Tord31: now Tord this is purely because of the type of expectancy you brough back in the day. Then off you pop and bring Tord31Jr into the world and deny us of facts and figures, and all things geek as fuck shit about anything you need to know about the Dons. I miss the wee profile picture - there was a dedication evident that is sorely missed. I know - commitments and all that; but a bit selfish. The Snowflake Award - StrachanMcGheeGoal The Closet Hun Award - Millertime. Just come back son - fuck sake. All this mucking about; type some shit about summat. The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - EB4B, but I mean hes been great stuff in times go by. Hes like a frothing cup of coffee; bubbles up every now and again, dropping some great pish about what a cunt someone is - terrific. But in between you have to ride out the fucking pish about I know this and I know that - which is fine; but will need a list of shit hes got right. Pretty close to none. Do it son son - dont let us down anymore. Biggest Gluepot Award - Reed or Deed. I wont elaborate to a controversial degree, because Im scared of him; but I dunno son, you gets serious sometimes and it be like hooooo...kind of what when John Favreau was in The Sopranos and Chrissy was fucking with him with the gun and shit. Id be jangly like. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Who are previous recipients of this award? I dont want to give a cunt it twice; whether they deserve it or not. Got to share the wealth on this one. In fact - sidebar: Would it be possible to stick the previous recipients of each award (if it repeats)? I think this sort of info would be invaluable to aiding the kind sharing cunts out there, in their quest for harmony and happiness.new job in 2018 should not be as busy and return with a bang Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Take it @@RAZOR 's abacus has malfunctioned whilst totting up the scores? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Take it @@RAZOR 's abacus has malfunctioned whilst totting up the scores? Dummy's out the pram. Link to comment
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