Bluto's Rattle

[BrianFaePerth]

Bluto is young, free and single.

 

How can we help this alky get a ride?

[Guest]

Lol. Just when I thought cattle was the only extension, you've taken it up a notch.

 

That must be the alphabet exhausted now. Bluto in Seattle comes close but no cigar, the story of how he embraced Mormonism to save his life. It's a perfect fit actually, them having multiple wives and (I think) being teetotal.

[Bluto10]

This is more ambitious than the campaign of 'Get Niall Nailed' many years ago.

 

He got one in the end might I add.

 

With a lady.

Aye ok Don Juan

[BrianFaePerth]

So what criteria do we have for the lucky lady?

 

Blind

No sense of smell

Cheap

Ideally located near or in a pub

[dave_min]

So what criteria do we have for the lucky lady?

 

Blind

No sense of smell

Cheap

Ideally located near or in a pub

Breathing.

[BrianFaePerth]

Breathing.

 

Surely that's a nice to have?

[Guest]

Breathing.

To be fair, breathing i.e. not dead and female were my only requirements for a fuck.

 

For marriage however, we need to go a little deeper into criteria-setting.

[Bluto10]

[BrianFaePerth]

Maybe we're missing the obvious, MT could do the deed.

[StandFree1982]

Long neck

Big waist

Wears a label well

At least 8% alcohol

Small head?

[Guest]

Tattle is still up for grabs .

I see they deleted your cattle. Quite right too.

 

Content. It matters.

[spamspamspam]

To be fair, breathing i.e. not dead and female were my only requirements for a fuck.

 

For marriage however, we need to go a little deeper into criteria-setting.

 

By adding human to the list?

[mcdougall(4)]

 

By adding human to the list?

RKO out of nowhere

[Bluto10]

The things a mother will do eh!

You wannin a beat down you cheeky cunt

[Arabian Knight]

the cunts needin ez nat king like the roses need the rain

[looksgoodinred]

the cunts needin ez nat king like the roses need the rain

 

surprised you haven't offered up your latex lady?

[manboobs109]

If the pisshead cunt lives in Holland surely he's hookered up to his bloodshot eyeballs.

[Guest]

the cunts needin ez nat king like the roses need the rain

One would like to think so but I've met some disturbing cases who are so consumed by "pursuing the different" that they convince themselves that normal rules don't apply. Getting rejected isn't nice. On an aside, the manner in which some bitches reject is just downright coorse but some take a couple of rejections so harshly they give up too quick.

[Arabian Knight]

 

surprised you haven't offered up your latex lady?

 

aye eh telt him he shid hae bought it aff me, it's gade fir practicing yer thrusts, it wis how eh masteret meh buttock muscle movements where eh work every inch eh the fanny withoot hivin tae rock meh hips, its wit sensitive lovers dae

eh hink Bluto wid be a rough rider tho, probably snap the dame by gittin tae excitet

[looksgoodinred]

One would like to think so but I've met some disturbing cases who are so consumed by "pursuing the different" that they convince themselves that normal rules don't apply. Getting rejected isn't nice. On an aside, the manner in which some bitches reject is just downright coorse but some take a couple of rejections so harshly they give up too quick.

 

"bitches"? really Rocket?

 

more to your point, you're correct that getting rejected is never nice. but neither is being hounded.

some men need to learn to take no for what it is -- a no. i've known lots of women who have been too polite about trying to turn down someone and have no choice but to be more to-the-point when the guy just won't give it up. maybe men think this makes them entertaining? or unresistable? who knows.

[looksgoodinred]

 

aye eh telt him he shid hae bought it aff me, it's gade fir practicing yer thrusts, it wis how eh masteret meh buttock muscle movements where eh work every inch eh the fanny withoot hivin tae rock meh hips, its wit sensitive lovers dae

eh hink Bluto wid be a rough rider tho, probably snap the dame by gittin tae excitet

 

good for practicing thrusts? sounds more like Manboobs could use it.

[manboobs109]

^ the thought of a rubber cunt on a stick makes me feel a bit ill. I'll just stick to wazzing myself.

[manboobs109]

^ Pipes shites it fae Bloots. That photo of his cancerous arms has got cunts bricking it.

[mcdougall(4)]

 

"bitches"? really Rocket?

 

more to your point, you're correct that getting rejected is never nice. but neither is being hounded.

some men need to learn to take no for what it is -- a no. i've known lots of women who have been too polite about trying to turn down someone and have no choice but to be more to-the-point when the guy just won't give it up. maybe men think this makes them entertaining? or unresistable? who knows.

 

I blame rom-coms

[Guest]

"bitches"? really Rocket?

 

more to your point, you're correct that getting rejected is never nice. but neither is being hounded.

some men need to learn to take no for what it is -- a no. i've known lots of women who have been too polite about trying to turn down someone and have no choice but to be more to-the-point when the guy just won't give it up. maybe men think this makes them entertaining? or unresistable? who knows.

 

I hear ye girl.

 

We have a son and 3 x daughters. This teaches me that men and women are unlikely to ever understand each other. Much as I love all the five bitches in my life, the fifth being a dog (Aberdeenshire Terrier), I just hope you understand that words can be interpreted out of context and sometimes we use expressions that may blind some to our true intent. And provoking and challenging mental agility (and mental stability) in others by using certain words and expressions is an admitted weakness of mine.

 

But on topic, let me tell you something you may not know.

 

I fully get what you're saying about arseholes not taking no for an answer. This angle is different.

 

The first night my mate ever had speed, that I introduced him to, we went up on the dance floor at Mr G's. 1980 ish. We stayed there for 3+ hours, buzzing oot our nuts. During this period, women were dancing with us. We had so many options it was unbelievable. They were all over us.

 

What this taught me was a very simple thing. If someone is confident and - unlike the typical Aberdeen man - comfortable enough in his own skin to have a good time and fuck convention, the world is one's oyster. Self confidence is oneself is a hugely attractive commodity that attracts others.

 

There's a fine line between loving oneself and arrogance and narcissism of course.

 

But usually, the norm, is that women (certainly in Aberdeen around 1980 and every year before and since) don't want to know a new personality. The default position is that all men are cunts, as we can attest from that same nightclub the night before, the week before and the weeks after.

 

My mate (who I danced with) and I never had problems with women. We were lucky that way. He was very very good looking whereas I was just very good looking, like good looking is what it's all about. But we can tell you stories of unnecessary cruelty where women couldn't just say no to the prospect of a drink or a dance, they took pleasure in trying to humiliate us, a total stranger to them ten or twenty seconds before.

 

It's that behaviour - the inability to say no gracefully, with dignity and tact - that has created rapists.

 

I am not and will never defend rapists - you can imagine what I might be capable of if that ever came across my loved ones - but what females don't understand is that it's not the short skirts that encourages the sick men, far more than the clothes they wear it is the harsh and brutal way they put down men, because unlike me and my mate who can shrug it off and go hunting for another, one in a hundred or two hundred of us are damaged goods who take it so personally, they seek revenge and are so mentally ill they don't discriminate, it's like all women are bitch cunts.

 

Women are the far superior species, in terms of strength and love-capacity. But you have an equally sick proportion of humans within your ranks. It manifests itself the worst in how they say no. I don't blame them. The world is male biased. But it's not Islamic, at least in Scotland and Canada, thank fuck.

[Redforever86]

I hear ye girl.

 

We have a son and 3 x daughters. This teaches me that men and women are unlikely to ever understand each other. Much as I love all the five bitches in my life, the fifth being a dog (Aberdeenshire Terrier), I just hope you understand that words can be interpreted out of context and sometimes we use expressions that may blind some to our true intent. And provoking and challenging mental agility (and mental stability) in others by using certain words and expressions is an admitted weakness of mine.

 

But on topic, let me tell you something you may not know.

 

I fully get what you're saying about arseholes not taking no for an answer. This angle is different.

 

The first night my mate ever had speed, that I introduced him to, we went up on the dance floor at Mr G's. 1980 ish. We stayed there for 3+ hours, buzzing oot our nuts. During this period, women were dancing with us. We had so many options it was unbelievable. They were all over us.

 

What this taught me was a very simple thing. If someone is confident and - unlike the typical Aberdeen man - comfortable enough in his own skin to have a good time and fuck convention, the world is one's oyster. Self confidence is oneself is a hugely attractive commodity that attracts others.

 

There's a fine line between loving oneself and arrogance and narcissism of course.

 

But usually, the norm, is that women (certainly in Aberdeen around 1980 and every year before and since) don't want to know a new personality. The default position is that all men are cunts, as we can attest from that same nightclub the night before, the week before and the weeks after.

 

My mate (who I danced with) and I never had problems with women. We were lucky that way. He was very very good looking whereas I was just very good looking, like good looking is what it's all about. But we can tell you stories of unnecessary cruelty where women couldn't just say no to the prospect of a drink or a dance, they took pleasure in trying to humiliate us, a total stranger to them ten or twenty seconds before.

 

It's that behaviour - the inability to say no gracefully, with dignity and tact - that has created rapists.

 

I am not and will never defend rapists - you can imagine what I might be capable of if that ever came across my loved ones - but what females don't understand is that it's not the short skirts that encourages the sick men, far more than the clothes they wear it is the harsh and brutal way they put down men, because unlike me and my mate who can shrug it off and go hunting for another, one in a hundred or two hundred of us are damaged goods who take it so personally, they seek revenge and are so mentally ill they don't discriminate, it's like all women are bitch cunts.

 

Women are the far superior species, in terms of strength and love-capacity. But you have an equally sick proportion of humans within your ranks. It manifests itself the worst in how they say no. I don't blame them. The world is male biased. But it's not Islamic, at least in Scotland and Canada, thank fuck.

I think its just cause some men are sick cunts.

 

Rape is a great source of humour and free speech could keep it that way, but its not acceptable in the slightest.

 

Once used If I could rape any girl in this club, itd be you as a chat up line. She was out of my league anyway...

[Guest]

Once used If I could rape any girl in this club, itd be you as a chat up line. She was out of my league anyway...

 

That's not nice. it's not normal. Imagine if you had a daughter and you overheard that getting said to her? That's sick as fuck.

[Redforever86]

 

That's not nice. it's not normal. Imagine if you had a daughter and you overheard that getting said to her? That's sick as fuck.

 

Some people just can't take a compliment.

[Guest]

In context LGIR, remember that my original comment - "as an aside" - was exploring a TOTALLY different subject.

 

I was talking about men who had given up chasing women.

 

Some lack confidence in their cores to such an extent they don't feel they can succeed.

 

You took ONE WORD of mine in that point - bitch - to discuss men not taking no for an answer.

 

That was never my discussion.

 

I hear ye, I understand what you're saying, I see this, I agree with you.

 

All I ask is that you try to take the time to see what I'm saying.

 

There is never any excuse for a man hitting a woman. I've never done it and if any of my daughter's were so sad that their instincts were so broken that they could choose a wrong un, I would exterminate.

 

But my point was that some men, not confident to begin with, can give up too quick. One of my mates has been single his whole life and always will be, and he's now in his mid 50's. He doesn't know how much I love him and his integrity in particular, but in his mind, one rejection was one too many and he's never tried since.

[Redforever86]

In context LGIR, remember that my original comment - "as an aside" - was exploring a TOTALLY different subject.

 

I was talking about men who had given up chasing women.

 

Some lack confidence in their cores to such an extent they don't feel they can succeed.

 

You took ONE WORD of mine in that point - bitch - to discuss men not taking no for an answer.

 

That was never my discussion.

 

I hear ye, I understand what you're saying, I see this, I agree with you.

 

All I ask is that you try to take the time to see what I'm saying.

 

There is never any excuse for a man hitting a woman. I've never done it and if any of my daughter's were so sad that their instincts were so broken that they could choose a wrong un, I would exterminate.

 

But my point was that some men, not confident to begin with, can give up too quick. One of my mates has been single his whole life and always will be, and he's now in his mid 50's. He doesn't know how much I love him and his integrity in particular, but in his mind, one rejection was one too many and he's never tried since.

 

 

LGIR isn't responding to you because you are a sick man who gave a reason to rape and called women bitches.