tup Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Women are simply incubators for children. That aside they have few or no other redeeming qualities and should be seen and not heard. Link to comment
rumpus Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 In context LGIR, remember that my original comment - "as an aside" - was exploring a TOTALLY different subject. I was talking about men who had given up chasing women. Some lack confidence in their cores to such an extent they don't feel they can succeed. You took ONE WORD of mine in that point - bitch - to discuss men not taking no for an answer. That was never my discussion. I hear ye, I understand what you're saying, I see this, I agree with you. All I ask is that you try to take the time to see what I'm saying. There is never any excuse for a man hitting a woman. I've never done it and if any of my daughter's were so sad that their instincts were so broken that they could choose a wrong un, I would exterminate. But my point was that some men, not confident to begin with, can give up too quick. One of my mates has been single his whole life and always will be, and he's now in his mid 50's. He doesn't know how much I love him and his integrity in particular, but in his mind, one rejection was one too many and he's never tried since. What a pathetic greetin' faced fud your pal must be. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Women are simply incubators for children. That aside they have few or no other redeeming qualities and should be seen and not heard. Says mr single. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 ^^Dinna ken why, but eh have visions of maw and paw Broon. Do you own a pipe tup? 1 Link to comment
tup Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Big Mo will have your guts for garters, if she hears you mouthing off about her like that The poor quine feeds you and your children (and lets you spill your beans up her muff) Have some respect.That's really poor quality 'banter'. You're burning because I've correctly called you out as an alcoholic on the road to nowhere. What's on today? Pints etc? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Aye. It’s Friday. Ergo it’s pints.After a shift at the coal face, of course Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Bloots has caught the confrontation bug; take it easy son hahaI’m just pulling his leg.He used to bounce so would prob eat me alive Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Get up RunBreakfast (omelette)Pints Out for food at some fancy Belgian Restaurant Pints/KaraokeSleepFit you deein'? - watching Corrie while frigging big Mo?Belgian.Fine. Vol au vent?Blood sausage?Moules ?Vlaamse chips? Go easy on the beers tho son Link to comment
tup Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Whilst Wick remains in 1950 the world has moved on. We need Henry on this one. You've said that about eight times now. I suspect Alzheimer's, same as Rocket. Neither of you can mind what you said yesterday. Link to comment
tup Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Get up Run Breakfast (omelette) Pints Out for food at some fancy Belgian Restaurant Pints/Karaoke Sleep Fit you deein'? - watching Corrie while frigging big Mo?I dinna watch the telly. I'm just getting my kids sorted for school. Then I'll work. Then I'll make lunch for my loon. Then I'll work some more. Later I'll take it easy at the end of the week. Taking it easy need not mean drinking the highest strength alcohol you can lay your hands on. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 in sure. Sounds aaaaaaaccccccccccce. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 I dinna watch the telly. I'm just getting my kids sorted for school. Then I'll work. Then I'll make lunch for my loon. Then I'll work some more. Later I'll take it easy at the end of the week. Taking it easy need not mean drinking the highest strength alcohol you can lay your hands on. No court appearance today tup? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 ^ Must've just bit the bullet and paid his council tax Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Morag bailed him out Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 ^ Don't do it Hanz. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 There's s cherry beer in most of the supermarkets that isn't to bad ( has a paper wrapper over it ) Is that like thon £21 bottle ?No.That’s a normal Belgian kriek. For cherry I’d recommend Chouffe Cherry or Delirium Red. Saves beer is a bit different. More sour. The beer you’re thinking of is sweeter; it’s for birds and poofs basically. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 The two I mentioned are surprisingly OKSweet, slight sour after taste.and manly enough %age (8%)to compensate for the girly colour I had Cherry Chouffe in the Brugse Beertje ( Poodlers and my favourite battle cruiser in Brugge) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 What if I mixed dry white wine with cherry coke ?There was a barfly in one of my Copenhagen Locals who would mix beers; half an IPA and half a hefeweisse for example. Very strange Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 What if I mixed dry white wine with cherry coke ? Dryit Coke? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 All this talk of booze isn't helping Bloots get his leg over. Link to comment
tup Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Even tossing his cookies will be beyond him after several strong lagers. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I can put you in your place after 8+ duvels Tup min. Just you remember that Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Even tossing his cookies will be beyond him after several strong lagers. Is that why you don't drink any more? 1 Link to comment
tup Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 That's not funny and I won't be doing that. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Sweet red wine and coca cola. L-O-L-A Lola. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Court today Tup?Big day collecting Avon money/scrap metal for tuppence Link to comment
tup Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Court today Tup?Not today min, no court appearances scheduled for 2018. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Not today min, no court appearances scheduled for 2018. The year is young. Link to comment
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