Club 18-30 Cummin To An End

[King Street Loon]

Club 18-30 may be no more.

Thomas Cook have intimated that they may look to stop offering the experience or sell it on.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2642945/club-18-30-is-an-iconic-institution-a-rite-of-passage-where-kids-become-adults/

Christ, I bet there are some stories to be told.

[The Oxford Don]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/club-18-30-relaunched-for-angsty-millennials-20180515164833

 

“The best thing is all the women. This week I really connected with 12 different ones. If I play my cards right one of them might let me listen to her podcast.”

 

[RAZOR]

We got lifted off our flight to Ibiza. Wasn't fun at all. Nearly 15 years ago ffs.

 

Still, once they had finished shouting at us we had a cracking holiday

[Quagmire]

Studio apartment with 4 of your mates, no aircon. porno cards strewn across the floor, random females waking up in the room, drinking from warm big bottles of San Miguel cos they were cheap as fuck, questionable spirits and Lays crisps from the nearby supermarket and even more questionable substances bought from the reps.

 

Could i fuck do that for two weeks nowadays.

[Henry]

You do have to question the youth of today.

 

A laugh with your mates somewhere hot

 

Or

 

An instagram holiday that looks good on social media.

[Zeus]

Studio apartment with 4 of your mates, no aircon. porno cards strewn across the floor, random females waking up in the room, drinking from warm big bottles of San Miguel cos they were cheap as fuck, questionable spirits and Lays crisps from the nearby supermarket and even more questionable substances bought from the reps.

 

Could i fuck do that for two weeks nowadays.

 

 

I'd manage 2 - 3 days tops now. Actually no I'd manage 1.

 

Faliraki - what a fucking dump. Good at the time mind.

[Poodler]

You do have to question the youth of today.

 

A laugh with your mates somewhere hot

 

Or

 

An instagram holiday that looks good on social media.

 

Prefer to lone wolf it now. Lone wolfed 3 holidays last year and had more women than I ever did on an 18/30

[RAZOR]

Studio apartment with 4 of your mates, no aircon. porno cards strewn across the floor, random females waking up in the room, drinking from warm big bottles of San Miguel cos they were cheap as fuck, questionable spirits and Lays crisps from the nearby supermarket and even more questionable substances bought from the reps.

 

Could i fuck do that for two weeks nowadays.

30 pairs of cheap sunglasses from the looky looky men. Partly because they kept breaking and partly because you didn't want to make it obvious you were buying pills and hash from them.

 

Top dolla. Good gear.

[Betty Swallicks]

If your aged between 18 and 30 and go to Magaluf and not manage to get pished and a ride without a "rep" then your a mong.

 

Surprse its lasted so long tbh.

[spamspamspam]

You do have to question the youth of today.

 

A laugh with your mates somewhere hot

 

Or

 

An instagram holiday that looks good on social media.

 

 

Written like a true internet bikini shot trawler.

[dave_min]

If your aged between 18 and 30 and go to Magaluf and not manage to get pished and a ride without a "rep" then your a mong.

 

Surprse its lasted so long tbh.

Nae luck @@Bluto10

[Bluto10]

^^^^

 

Now that is ironic

[dave_min]

^^^^

 

Now that is ironic

No Alanis, it's not.

[Arabian Knight]

Ehv goat 7 btls eh leffe oot asda, 750ml. Goannie neck thim quick fir a better buzz

[dazzy_deff]

Studio apartment with 4 of your mates, no aircon. porno cards strewn across the floor, random females waking up in the room, drinking from warm big bottles of San Miguel cos they were cheap as fuck, questionable spirits and Lays crisps from the nearby supermarket and even more questionable substances bought from the reps.

 

Could i fuck do that for two weeks nowadays.

Describes every lads holiday to a tee.

 

Magaluf 04 and 05 being the pick of the bunch for me.

[Bluto10]

Ehv goat 7 btls eh leffe oot asda, 750ml. Goannie neck thim quick fir a better buzz

Triple>Blonde>Brown

[Arabian Knight]

Thir aw blondies, mare bang fir yer buck. Pit this in the wrang thread innaw ffs. Been a lang day

[Poodler]

I pumped a bird from Keithley, Ibiza 96.

Quite a sexy little thing, lovely velvet tits.

My mate took a picture of me post sex in bed with her. Nice little keepsake.

 

I hid the photo from my bird for obvious reasons on my return, put in in the inside pocket of a jacket I'd stopped wearing stuffed at the back of a very untidy wardrobe.

 

The bitch found it within 3 days. She must have been combing my entire home on a regular basis the untrusting cunt.

 

Worst thing about it was she ripped it up.

 

HHaha

[Chewie37]

Magaluf was the way forward! 1993 BCMs Free t-shirt, easy burds shite loads of booze.