Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Not really a thread where @@Dad just cracks funnies......but as I'm approaching proper Dadhood, I can now crack Dad jokes for real. Fire up the family friendly jokes Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 What do you call a fish with no eyes?..........fsh What do you call a fish with no eyes?........anything you want, he can't see who said it What do you call a fish with no eyes?........Stevie Flounder 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Why did the homosexual cross the road? To engage in violent unlubricated anal sex with cheesepipesMore factual than a joke Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Why did the homosexual cross the road?To engage in violent unlubricated anal sex.I'm sure I said not @@Dad jokes Link to comment
RedBarron Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher? He worked it out with a pencil Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Bought some HP sauce earlier. Its costing me 5p a month for 2 years. Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 I just asked siri “Surely it won’t rain today”? She said “it will, and don’t call me shirley” ...forgot to take my phone off airplane mode. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 I just asked siri “Surely it won’t rain today”? She said “it will, and don’t call me shirley” ...forgot to take my phone off airplane mode.Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Have you ever seen a grown man naked?Is that an offer? I'll think about it. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Take it that was supposed to be a pm?Yes, for you my sweet Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Why did the homosexual cross the road? To engage in violent unlubricated anal sex. Why did the pervert cross the road? He still had his cock in the chicken. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Why did Harvey try and sexually assault his mum? Because his dad is black 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 This thread has minutes to live Link to comment
seann coirthe Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 How do you know when your sister has started her period ? Your dads cock tasted funny ! Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 What’s black, retarded and smashed up Jordan? The 2005 Amman bombings. 3 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 What’s blue and shags kids?Chewie in his lucky blue suit.Don't get it Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Don't get itIt's a variation on the classic:What's blue and shags poofs? Chewie in his blue tracksuit Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 It's a variation on the classic:What's blue and shags poofs?Chewie in his blue tracksuitNope, still doesn't do anything Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Ok then,, what looks like a shuttlecock and sucks black cock? Chewie in his wife's wedding dress.I do like badminton Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 What's green and watches men pishing in the bogs? Chewie in his green tracksuit. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Ok then,, what looks like a shuttlecock and sucks black cock? Chewie in his wife's wedding dress.What looks like a slut and sucks black cock? Chewie's wife. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 What’s blue and sucks of gays in toilets Chewie in his blue shell suit*off moron Who does rubbish jokes and molests zoo keepers? ChewieFixed Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Are you glad you started this thread Chewzo? Good comeback ChewieWe’re just having a giraffeHahaha aye! All good Link to comment
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