Aberdeen Vs Motherwell - Student Offer

[Oban Red]

I cant make the Motherwell game, so I'll sell my ST for the day, throw in a can of tennents & a scotch egg for £10.

 

PM me if interested.

[V for Vendetta]

He's lashing out as he's inferior Hans. Fuck him.

 

Aye, he's easily the most unwelcome new poster on this site.

 

Fuck him.

[Oban Red]

Would need some ruby grape fruit juice to break it down!

 

Nae for a tenner

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Good thing I'm here. If we could get the V For Vendetta and Sooper-hanz types to fuck off to Mumsnet then it would improve immeasurably.

or the Yorston types to just fuck off full stop.

You do realise that self appointed superiority is actually a symptom of an inferiority complex right?

 

Although I'm not sure if it's a complex if you are just plain old inferior.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Fucking hell, this place really is going to the dogs. The humble PG will be extinct soon.

what's a PG?

[BWG]

Aye, he's easily the most unwelcome new poster on this site.

 

Fuck him.

That's saying something because there have been some absolute roasters signed up here in the last year or so.

[Yorston Vasey]

That's saying something because there have been some absolute roasters signed up here in the last year or so.

Folk are getting their wet panties in a twist because I've come on here, shaken the place up and given many people the reality check and schooling they have so badly needed. Attempting to lash out verbally in the feeble manner they do is a sort of petulant last ditch bid to try and cling on to the facades they have attempted to portray to others.

 

Everyone is welcome.

[HairyPie]

^^^ you should see what they're saying about you in the 1000 club min Yorsty.  Disgusting IMO.

[Yorston Vasey]

^^^ you should see what they're saying about you in the 1000 club min Yorsty. Disgusting IMO.

I know ;-)

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Folk are getting their wet panties in a twist because I've come on here, shaken the place up and given many people the reality check and schooling they have so badly needed. Attempting to lash out verbally in the feeble manner they do is a sort of petulant last ditch bid to try and cling on to the facades they have attempted to portray to others.

Everyone is welcome.

Awww...here come the tears.

Does Yorston need a bosey?

Not offering, just asking.

[1903Fitba]

what's a PG?

Proper Gimp.

 

At least going by the few that refer to themselves as PG.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Proper Gimp.

At least going by the few that refer to themselves as PG.

I was playing dumb to see what the answers would be....I actually like your definition better though.

 

Still not sure whether not letting a poof sook ma tot should really have much relevance........I guess some would suggest I should have thumped him, but in fairness to the bloke, he seemed pretty harmless as I recall, and it was a gay bar, so he could probably be forgiven for making an assumption......it was a decade ago though, so my memory is a bit woosie.

[cruzcampo3]

Should do this deal in February/March during the 6 nations see the state the folk in the Y when the Chino and blazer lot show up

[cruzcampo3]

what's a PG?

Tea bags for chimps

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Fit % of sociology students end up serving burgers?

I have no idea, you'd have to ask a statistics graduate.

 

Tell you what though, a bet it's a smaller percentage than the graduates of this "university of life" think cunts keep saying they graduated from.

 

If I'm driving over a suspension bridge I am a fuck load happier hearing hearing it was designed by a graduate of UCL Engineering school than the university of pissing life.

[1903Fitba]

I have no idea, you'd have to ask a statistics graduate.

Tell you what though, a bet it's a smaller percentage than the graduates of this "university of life" think cunts keep saying they graduated from.

If I'm driving over a suspension bridge I am a fuck load happier hearing hearing it was designed by a graduate of UCL Engineering school than the university of pissing life.

Aye.

 

Group of ten students design it

Group of X university of life types build it

 

 

Just be glad the students didn’t built it. It’d be as limp as their wrists.

 

[redstrummer]

1994

Those were the days 

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Aye.

Group of ten students design it

Group of X university of life types build it

Just be glad the students didn’t built it. It’d be as limp as their wrists.

Pretty sure an engineering graduate is just as capable of following the instructions on how to build the bridge.

 

Not sure where this idea that students are all like that bloke with the glasses from the Inbetweeners comes from.

 

Chips on shoulders?

 

Fair enough, a fair number of students act like dicks, but so do most young types in some way or another. Students just do it witg a particularly annoying "I'm so special and clever" attitude.

 

 

I can understand why that makes people dislike them actually, so might have just talked myself out of my point....they can't all be hipster knob jockeys though.

[BWG]

Anyone who comes away with pish like the school of life is generally just an underachieving minker tbh.

 

Then you have got the flip side of it where some cunts think having a BA or a BSc makes them special.

 

I see folk going as far as to include it on their e-mail signatures

 

Regards,

 

Peter File (BSc Hons)

Assistant Tea Boy

[Don Fonte]

Anyone who comes away with pish like the school of life is generally just an underachieving minker tbh.

 

Then you have got the flip side of it where some cunts think having a BA or a BSc makes them special.

 

I see folk going as far as to include it on their e-mail signatures

 

Regards,

 

Peter File (BSc Hons)

Assistant Tea Boy

Didn't know that was Bluto's real name.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Wouldn't Peter have got a PhD in theology?

 

For amusement value, the Ph should be pronounced as F , like in phrase, or phantom, or indeed phonics.

 

...i.e. what is your qualification... oh, I have a fud.  I studied hard to get the fud and am pleased to say that I am now a fully fledged fud.

 

Quite a few school of life graduates I've met are definitely fuds.

[aberdeen1970]

For amusement value, the Ph should be pronounced as F , like in phrase, or phantom, or indeed phonics.

 

...i.e. what is your qualification... oh, I have a fud. I studied hard to get the fud and am pleased to say that I am now a fully fledged fud.

 

Quite a few school of life graduates I've met are definitely fuds.

Some of them will have first class fuds

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Phonetically it would sound more like "Phid" .

 

Just saying

Would kind of phuck the joke up though.

[V for Vendetta]

Folk are getting their wet panties in a twist because I've come on here, shaken the place up and given many people the reality check and schooling they have so badly needed. Attempting to lash out verbally in the feeble manner they do is a sort of petulant last ditch bid to try and cling on to the facades they have attempted to portray to others.

 

Everyone is welcome.

I rest my case.

 

A poor man's Tup

[BWG]

A poor man's Tup

Nail on head.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

I rest my case.

A poor man's Tup

I thought Tup was a Tup for all, rich and poor alike.

[shut up meg]

I rest my case.

 

A poor man's Tup

 

I'm unsure, I think it could be Tup.

[cruzcampo3]

I'm unsure, I think it could be Tup.

@@Bebo is the IP address dial in internet? Seeing that’s how advance Wick is with technology

[shut up meg]

@@Bebo is the IP address dial in internet? Seeing that’s how advance Wick is with technology

 

Could be using a VPN though.

[BWG]

Could be using a VPN though.

 

This is Tup we're talking about.