Durrant Dived

[muttonhumper]

[King Street Loon]

I was there, in the South about 5 rows back. I had a great view of it.

 

That whole game was a hatefest from start to finish, as were most of the Dons v Huns game of that era. The press would have you believe that the bad blood between the two clubs started there, but we hated each other long before that. 

 

Sad to say our dear departed Tattie Cooper had a major part to play in the poisonous atmosphere. He was out to make a name for himself in a scum jersey that day (I think it was his first time back at Pittodrie) following an injury hit spell at Villa and was skittling players left right and centre. Scored the opener too.

 

Dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole 

Was Tatties debut.

[Ke1t]

 

You don't think it's a bit too subtle? 

[muttonhumper]

You don't think it's a bit too subtle? 

 

[Misers Hill]

Was at the game 21 years old....started wee a mob getting hammered in Eastenders bar ,John st.then onto Seaforth Rd to the auld entrance tae the soother..big can and bottle fight,and scrapping at the entrance,watched the game up a drain pipe above .a pie stand towards the Paddock..fucking ten deep at the back of the soother,what a bounce for Charlies goal...ill take that to my grave......anyday      

[Pubes Macdonald]

Hose specialists Hydrasun.

Wonder if they still exist?

 

Great pass from Hewitt.

[Poodler]

They do, just

[pocrawred]

.

[Fridge]

Should have got a retrospective 2 game ban for the dive.

 

Was also at the game, South Stand some bounce after the header. My lasting memory was the coin toss at the start. Some boy

shouted “kick him in the balls Willie”

 

To this day I’ve always wondered if he had hoofed Butcher in the nuts if it is a red card before the game has started.

 

Anyway Simmie made up for it.

[tightbreeks]

why was he born so beautiful

why was he born at all

he's no fuckin use to anyone

he's no fuckin use at all

 

he's the meanest

he's such a fuckin penis

ian durrant is the horses arse.

 

phlaps.

[Jocky Balboa]

Come on guys, let's not make light of the Wedgie Maradona's career ruining injury. Just think how many more kebab shops he would have trashed, if not for the evil committed that day...

[Dr_Manhattan]

Was at the game 21 years old....started wee a mob getting hammered in Eastenders bar ,John st.then onto Seaforth Rd to the auld entrance tae the soother..big can and bottle fight,and scrapping at the entrance,watched the game up a drain pipe above .a pie stand towards the Paddock..fucking ten deep at the back of the soother,what a bounce for Charlies goal...ill take that to my grave......anyday      

 

What a fucking player Jim Bett was.

 

What we wouldn't give for a player with his touch, composure, delivery and outright class these days.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

You know when we’re chasing a game and McGinn is at the corner of the box between RDS and Main lining up what he views as our saving grace. To a man we all know it’s got more chance ending up in the BT commentary box.

 

Now replace McGinn with Bett. He knows it’s going postage stamp. We know it’s going postage stamp. The keepers entire pre match research is his manager telling him that it’s going postage stamp. And there is the square root of fuck all he can do about it.

 

And Bett gathers. Cuts inside.

 

And the rest, as they say, is history.

 

Regrettably.

[Poodler]

Save a prayer is my favourite

[HairyPie]

Save a prayer is my favourite

 

Didn't like the black Jesus blasphemous connotation.

[Mouse]

Classic. Would like to see the traders selling these outside Hampden a week on Sunday

[OddJob]

Classic. Would like to see the traders selling these outside Hampden a week on Sunday

I’d definitely buy a few of these that’s for sure

[Mouse]

I'd love to wear one and goad them next to the fence next week, then throw it over when Shinnie scores the winner...maybe half of that can come true at least

[maryhilldon]

I’d definitely buy a few of these that’s for sure

Aye, me too. It would make a crackin huge banner.

[RUL]

So is it on sale yet?

[Yorston Vasey]

Aye, me too. It would make a crackin huge banner.

A big fuck off one (or fifteen) to cover the empty seats in our end would be glorious.

[sheep123]

See the diver got the bullet from Dumbarton, huns will have a minutes applause for him next week

[Yorston Vasey]

See the diver got the bullet from Dumbarton, huns will have a minutes applause for him next week

Barry Ferguson's assistant at Kelty Hearts IMO.

[SoulSpiritTradition]

That'll be Bob Malcom! Dream team right there!

 

Had a corporate day through the match sponsor at Peterhead game on Saturday, no sign of wee Barry though unfortunately. Was looking forward to giving him abuse.

 

Was in the board room with the Kelty officials and they seem chuffed to have got him, paying him £1500 aswell! Probably more than the likes of Canning at Hamilton is on!

[Reliablesource]

See the diver got the bullet from Dumbarton, huns will have a minutes applause for him next week

Got caught fucking the Pope, or some such.

[RUL]

Read that as well, at a fans function or something, is it in the media yet?

[dazzy_deff]

Read that as well, at a fans function or something, is it in the media yet?

Front page of the DR.

[Dynamo]

Haha. What a tube. 

 

(Imagine being a hun and uploading that video though  )

[Big Hat Logan]

Daily record reporting it. He’s an absolute cretin. Barry Ferguson shouting fuck the SFA should hopefully come back to bite him.

[Reliablesource]

Read that as well, at a fans function or something, is it in the media yet?

Aye just the papers though. Worthy of note that the bbc have nothing on this and I couldn't find a bbc story on him getting sacked at Dumbarton either.

 

Seems he's only newsworthy for them when used as a stick to batter Aberdeen fans with.

 

Hope the cunt never works in football again.