Getting Your Feet Done

[sooth_stander]

Feet are killing me just now. Corns all over the right foot, by my little toe.

 

Can I get that looked at on the NHS at my local GP, or is it a visit to a private chiropodist?

 

What do they actually do; cut away the old skin? Local anaesthetic?

[RAZOR]

These guys saved my life from years of pain from ingrown toenails.

 

https://www.pppractice.com/

 

GP will put you on naproxen (drug of choice for Aberdeen Dr's right now) or botch up a minor surgery.

 

Go private.

[Poodler]

 

 

GP will put you on naproxen (drug of choice for Aberdeen Dr's right now)

Go private.

 

 

Is it?

 

 

 

 

Right though, go private in this instance

[Guest findlay_1903]

I’ve had a stubborn verucca that’s than been in play since jimmy calderwood was manager of afc. They don’t hurt, but I’ve tried a lot ‘off the shelf’ products and none have worked. I’ve never passed them on either to friends, and my feet have beeen in heaps of places.

[The Boofon]

Teacher in little Johnny’s class speaking about famous quotes.

 

Who said “we will fight them on the beaches”

 

Winston Churchill replies Suzie.

 

Who said “one small step for man”

 

Neil Armstrong says Peter.

 

Who said “defeat is OK?”

 

Nelson Mandelas chiropodist shouts Johnny.

[Henry]

I went to the chiropodist once and slapped my cock onto his desk.

 

"That's not a foot!" he says

 

"No" I said "but it's a good eleven inches" 

[Henry]

Has anyone heard the one about Nelson Mandela's chiropodist? 

[redone]

Aye - my NHS doctor told me moreorless to fuck off.

And that was before you got out of the waiting room

[Poodler]

Nelson Mandelas chiropodist once said Defeat is good!

[Henry]

Aye - my NHS doctor told me moreorless to fuck off.

 

"Not this hypochondriac cunt again, fuck off" 

[Henry]

@Bluto10 

 

Do you know any jokes about Nelson Mandela?

[RAZOR]

Nelson Mandela's chiropodist was a French lad

 

Philippe Philoppe.

[Poodler]

@@Bluto10

 

Do you know any jokes about Nelson Mandela?

 

Hahahah

[manboobs109]

Who did actually say defeat is good?

[Ke1t]

Feet are killing me just now. Corns all over the right foot, by my little toe.

 

Can I get that looked at on the NHS at my local GP, or is it a visit to a private chiropodist?

 

What do they actually do; cut away the old skin? Local anaesthetic?

 

Have you thought about walking it off?

[Guest milne_afc]

Nelson Mandela had an eleven inch cock - nearly a foot!

[sooth_stander]

Who did actually say defeat is good?

Alex Smith once said a 1-0 defeat in Europe is prefferable to a draw, or even a win

 

Or something like that

[The Boofon]

Who once said Defeat is good ?

Nelson Mandelas chiropodist

Cracker.

[Redforever86]

Why does it have to be Mandela's chiropodist?

 

Because Idi Amin shot his.

[The Boofon]

Why does it have to be Mandela's chiropodist?

The joke doesn’t quite work if you use the other famous South African Oscar Pistorius.

[The Boofon]

Did Mandela have bad feet though?

No. They were OK/Good depending on who you go with.

[RAZOR]

Who did actually say defeat is good?

The Scotland wifies Manager said it last week. Stupid bitch.

[Poodler]

I heard they found him in the toilet cuticle

[HairyPie]

The bloke that went on to lead South Africa wasn't the real Nelson Mandela.  Yes, I understand a few years in jail might make you lose some weight - but 4 inches in height?  Something nae richt there.

[BrianFaePerth]

The bloke that went on to lead South Africa wasn't the real Nelson Mandela. Yes, I understand a few years in jail might make you lose some weight - but 4 inches in height? Something nae richt there.

Have you heard of the Mandela Effect? There are many people who swear they remember that he died in the jug.

 

Eh remember his first speech talking about turning SA in to a Communist Democracy. Realized then that jail had taken its toll on his brain.

[HairyPie]

I like a good confabulation Brizer - in fact last night I heard two folk talking about an event that I know never happened - they both say they witnessed it.  I know it never happened because I had meant to be the perpetrator of said action.  I let them carry on living their fantasy.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

I had one of them on my heel . Some vodka down the hatch, clean knife, and I cut the thing out myself.

Wouldn’t advise anyone doing it but it worked for me .

 

Echo the note of caution, but did something similar myself but used a soldering iron to burn it.

 

Sounds bad, but actually surprisingly painless (I think the majority of the veruca is just dead tissue??).  Not exactly pleasant, but not as sore as it sounds and worked a treat.

 

Shaved it down with a blade to expose the root and then jabbing at it with the iron.  More effective than anything you can get at the chemist.

[Chewie37]

Nelson Mandela Heights not where the Trotters lived? Vague foot link.......

[The Boofon]

He was getting treated like a piece of shit in there Hans; impossible to implement a functional foot care regime with any degree of success tbh imho

Good enough for the terrorist cunt that he was.

 

  

He'd have formed a bond with his guards, Stockholm syndrome if you will, who will have furnished him oils, nail clippers and talcum powder imo.

 

  

You're just guessing son.

His feet were fucked. Accept that.

So are you just guessing.

[BrianFaePerth]

I like a good confabulation Brizer - in fact last night I heard two folk talking about an event that I know never happened - they both say they witnessed it. I know it never happened because I had meant to be the perpetrator of said action. I let them carry on living their fantasy.

Standing your round?