Ever Met Someone In Real Life And Thought They Could Be A Fellow Poster.

[Redforever86]

Was in a Glasgow furniture shop today, sales assistant was as I imagine Hans.

 

Seemed a pleasant chap, wasting the hours away at his desk, probably posting shite on AFC Chat will pretending to place orders for some Hypnos bed or some shite.

 

Then I over hear him confessing his love of wheat beers to a colleague.

 

Was it you Hans?

[Poodler]

Aye, was in the Masada one day and saw some bloke sitting himself taking pictures of his beer

 

I said;

 

“Are you bluto from AFC Chat?”

 

The guy replied;

 

“No, I’m big John Henderson from the darts”

Hahaha

[Redforever86]

No. I'm a total cunt.

So it wasn’t you?

 

Fancy a pint?

[Bluto10]

Aye, was in the Masada one day and saw some bloke sitting himself taking pictures of his beer

I said;

“Are you bluto from AFC Chat?”

The guy replied;

“No, I’m big John Henderson from the darts”

Was waiting for your gag.

 

I walked into the rovers return once and thought I saw you hanging about with Tyrone

[Bluto10]

Aye, was in the Masada one day and saw some bloke sitting himself taking pictures of his beer

I said;

“Are you bluto from AFC Chat?”

The guy replied;

“No, I’m big John Henderson from the darts”

Was waiting for your gag.

 

I walked into the rovers return once and thought I saw you hanging about with Tyrone

[manboobs109]

Mobby look like Fizz?

[Bluto10]

Bluto has the same teeth as Fizz

Aye OK chesney

[Redforever86]

StandfreeEd introduced himself to me as StandfreeEd outside the Vic once and told me about a little known site that he moderated called Aberdeen Mad and that I should check it out

 

I did

 

I signed up

 

He banned me on numerous occasions (eventually banishing me for good)

I even got banned on mad at one point. Fuds.

[shut up meg]

I got banned from Scotland Mad for a Jimmy Saville joke.

[Redforever86]

I got banned from Scotland Mad for a Jimmy Saville joke.

What was it?

[mcdougall(4)]

Strange you should ask I saw a lad in Dyce today chatting loudly enough for me to hear on his phone about ching and some bird he'd not quite managed to pump last night (brewers)

 

I thought is it...

 

But I quickly dispelled myself of that notion

[Redforever86]

I got banned from Jimmy Savile Mad for making a joke about the Scotland team.

Never change Hans, never change.

[shut up meg]

What was it?

 

 

Something along the lines of Celtic have brought out a Jimmy Saville tracksuit, you get a large top but need to squeeze into small bottoms.

Boom, banhammer right away.

[Redforever86]

That Hypnos divan set is still to steep for me. Deal?

[Zeus]

@@Dad is Dod Nicholl

[Fridge]

Must be an occasion when someone has went Millertime called someone a complete fucking prick on here and then unbeknown went for a coffee and spoke to the same boy in the canteen 2 mins later. How’s the kids etc

[HairyPie]

I met ChutneyLove in The Grill once.  Disappointing to be honest. 

[BrianFaePerth]

I met ChutneyLove in The Grill once. Disappointing to be honest.

He was a raging poof imo

[HairyPie]

He was a raging poof imo

 

Seconded.  Good ride mind you.

[Chewie37]

Saw a guy sucking off Tommy Robinson and to my surprise it wasn’t a poster from here

[RAZOR]

I met ChutneyLove in The Grill once.  Disappointing to be honest.

 

Forgot about him. @@ebbe and I solved the great phone nicking incident of 2016 involving an Australian phone.

[Poodler]

Strange you should ask I saw a lad in Dyce today chatting loudly enough for me to hear on his phone about ching and some bird he'd not quite managed to pump last night (brewers)

 

I thought is it...

 

But I quickly dispelled myself of that notion

 

Wasn't me, I was actually riding last night

[Pash]

The first time I ever met @@FASH I knew it was him right away.