Because I'm Rich.

[dervish]

Inspired by Balotelli, who crashed his car got searched and had 5k on him "because I'm rich" what madness would prevail if you had the cash?

 

Randomly saw a thing about a Countach hit a memory, they're mental as fuck but... if I had the cash who hates a gulwing?

 

 

Think pipes had a deliciously decadent idea for a stadium lounge. Anus and powder were involved if memory serves me right?

 

So cash no issue, morality and sence a long lost friend what would you do?

[The Boofon]

cans^^^

[Reed or deed]

Just a big pile of service contracts for gorgeous filthy sluts really.

 

Everything else academic at this stage.

[Henry]

Assumed this thread would’ve been started by BO Brian

[Poodler]

If anyone says anything other than cocaine and high class hookers then they're lying to themselves and us.

 

 

I'd be a travelling circus. On tour. For a week before dying.

 

 

No interest at all in fancy cars.

 

 

Edit, pay for thunderwizard to reform

[Poodler]

I have actually been contemplating this..

 

https://www.maxim.com/news/colombian-sex-vacation-2017-10

 

Escorted off after 8 hours

[Redforever86]

I’d buy a mental tour bus then have someone drive me around the world shagging sluts.

[minijc]

I'd buy a couple of Penguins, such a fascinating creature.

[Poodler]

I’d buy a mental tour bus then have someone drive me around the world shagging sluts.

baby names 1880

[minijc]

And fuck them?

no just think they'd be ace pets, would build a suitable enclosure for them.

[dervish]

I have actually been contemplating this..

 

https://www.maxim.com/news/colombian-sex-vacation-2017-10

5 grand, sakes that's achieveable if you put off the new kitchen.

 

"30 minutes with 16 prostitutes at the same time"

 

Sold.

[Guest milne_afc]

I'd buy a couple of Penguins,

Packs of 8 only, IIRC. Good chocolate dunkers though.

[The Boofon]

5 grand, sakes that's achieveable if you put off the new kitchen.

 

"30 minutes with 16 prostitutes at the same time"

 

Sold.

 

 

LOL

 

That wouldn't be enough to buy the lights in a house of Millertime's stature.

[minijc]

I like them too

 

I would add otters and turn them on to cocaine and booze, so they can join me at the bar.

I like that idea.

 

Packs of 8 only, IIRC. Good chocolate dunkers though.

The orange and mint ones were outstanding biscuits 

[HairyPie]

The orange and mint ones were outstanding biscuits 

 

You nae thinking about Club biscuits?  I have an Orange Club in front of me right now.

Edit:  nae the same kind of Orange Club that Parkie lives in.

[BrianFaePerth]

Assumed this thread would’ve been started by BO Brian

Jealousy is an awful thing^^

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh would buy every pub in Holland and close them down

[Poodler]

On a serious note, for me, I’d love to have a pub rock venue and have live music every night .

Would the toilets be PG friendly?

[BrianFaePerth]

Would the toilets be PG friendly?

Gloryholes in every trap

[YorkDon]

baby names 1880

Class film!

 

“Kick his ass Seabass!”

 

Anything that doesn’t include shagging women is null and void...

[HairyPie]

I'd be flash as fuck and get a limo to the fitba.

[The Boofon]

I'd be flash as fuck and get a limo to the fitba.

 

 

Any particular game?

[Guest milne_afc]

To the fitba?

[Don Fonte]

^^this, and get a butler like Lord Boof.

 

Also go on a world tour of drugs/drink/women.

 

Go to Delft and drink with the BMG.

 

Pay someone to snap Durrant's other knee and film it.

 

The possibilities are endless.

[HairyPie]

Any particular game?

 

Whoever The Dons play on 29th Dec.

 

To the fitba?

 

I think the effort should be made, if only for sobering up a bit to remember some of the day purposes.

[Bluto10]

count ah

F40

testarossa

308gtb

959

Xj220

 

are the one ly cars worth owning if you win the lottery

[aberdeen1970]

Yep. A classic Wurlitzer .

Aye those German sausages would be fine in a toastie

[The Boofon]

Chitty Chitty bang bang for me.

[Bluto10]

Poppycock.

67 Shelby GT500 Eleanor

Jim Bond Lotus

Smokey n t Bandit Firebird

And the Ghostbusters van.

shut it you

 

 

I’ll give you the deliverance if you’ve a skateboard and body warmer.

 

But no way am I accepting slags for the car that’s from cannot b-ball fall run.

[The Boofon]

Colt Seavers’ truck for big boy shit.