Haircuts Of The Players

[Ke1t]

Has there been a worse haircut atop the heid of a Dons player than this magnificent barnet as worn by Doug Considine circa 1980? 

 

How would you even go about asking the barber for a haircut that looks like that?  

 

"Can you give me something wavy, yet clapped to my heid like it's melted on? Also it needs to look like you used a dog's water bowl and just cut around the outside, but longer... like a fud." 

 

And can Andy also wear his hair like that for a season, just so the kids from this generation can appreciate it inna?

 

 

[Ke1t]

Also, I like his eyebrow. 

[The Cockney Don]

[Ke1t]

I'm getting the impression that Walker McCall did not give a fuck about anything hair related.  His profile pic, though tiny, and grainy, is probably the most sinister looking picture I've seen that isn't followed by the text "...believed responsible for the murder of multiple teenage girls." 

 

[Poodler]

Looks like Boofon after an all night cocaine binge, when he used to do that.

 

 

Anyone with blonde highlights goes up there.

 

That Considine Snr photo is a cracker though, fantastic waves. genuinely never seen hair like that in my life

[ollie1903]

I'm getting the impression that Walker McCall did not give a fuck about anything hair related. His profile pic, though tiny, and grainy, is probably the most sinister looking picture I've seen that isn't followed by the text "...believed responsible for the murder of multiple teenage girls."

 

Was in the legends lounge on Tuesday.

 

Nice guy

[Yorston Vasey]

Beards are another topic worthy of discussion.

 

I believe we never have and most likely never win a trophy when managed by a man (or a woman, being all inclusivey and that for the modern era) sporting a beard.

 

Fergie won shitloads of trophies and he was clean shaven. Dave Halliday won the league without a whisker in sight. Moustaches don't seem to be too unlucky, though Jocky Scott was co-manager alongside Alex Smith so Smiffy's clean-shaven babyfaced charm could have negated the impact of Scott's soup strainer.

 

Derek McInnes has led us to four cup finals. He's won one, lost three. Pretty conclusive evidence then that Derek being clean shaven in 2014 tipped the scales in our favour.

[maryhilldon]

Has there been a worse haircut atop the heid of a Dons player than this magnificent barnet as worn by Doug Considine circa 1980? 

 

How would you even go about asking the barber for a haircut that looks like that?  

 

"Can you give me something wavy, yet clapped to my heid like it's melted on? Also it needs to look like you used a dog's water bowl and just cut around the outside, but longer... like a fud." 

 

And can Andy also wear his hair like that for a season, just so the kids from this generation can appreciate it inna?

 

Looks like a wicker basket.

[Dom Sullivan]

Also, I like his eyebrow.

 

Nothing wrong with the unibrow.

 

I've got one because I refuse to pluck.

[Tommy]

The aptly named Ian Hair.

 

 

[Dom Sullivan]

The aptly named Ian Hair.

Bald as a coot now

[reekie_dock]

The aptly named Ian Hair.

 

 

@@The Boofon

 

That’s the double oh you

[Tommy]

Bald as a coot now

He’s still got a head of hair, just a lot shorter.

[Poodler]

My nan had hair like that

[The Boofon]

Impressed it took until post 6 before I got a shout out.

[Zeus]

 

 

 

[shut up meg]

Has there been a worse haircut atop the heid of a Dons player than this magnificent barnet as worn by Doug Considine circa 1980? 

 

How would you even go about asking the barber for a haircut that looks like that?  

 

"Can you give me something wavy, yet clapped to my heid like it's melted on? Also it needs to look like you used a dog's water bowl and just cut around the outside, but longer... like a fud." 

 

And can Andy also wear his hair like that for a season, just so the kids from this generation can appreciate it inna?

 

Cracking home strip as well. That and the 70s Admiral kit being my personal favourites.

[Mr John]

 

 

I may or may not have had this "Blonde highlighted spiky mess" as sported by many of our squad during the Nike era of the mid-noughties.  I shall let you all decide whether or not this was the case.

Seem to remember it being a thing, if an Aberdeen player scored, he got the peroxide treatment?  Squad looked half albino after a good run.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

That Considine Snr photo is a cracker though, fantastic waves. genuinely never seen hair like that in my life

Hair like that is like white dog shit - something that has disappeared into the mists of time.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Lucky for him, his shirt takes the look off his hair.

[BWG]

Jamie Langfield's haircut was pretty bad given that he was supposed to shave his heid for the Clutha.

[RUL]

Doesn't help that the current players hairdresser is on remand for invading the park at the cup final.

[King Street Loon]

_{Has there been a worse haircut atop the heid of a Dons player than this magnificent barnet as worn by Doug Considine circa 1980?} 

 

_{How would you even go about asking the barber for a haircut that looks like that?}  

 

_{"Can you give me something wavy, yet clapped to my heid like it's melted on? Also it needs to look like you used a dog's water bowl and just cut around the outside, but longer... like a fud."} 

 

_{And can Andy also wear his hair like that for a season, just so the kids from this generation can appreciate it inna?}

 

_{Anyone else think there is a sweep of Doug Considine in Darren Mackie?}

 

_{Did Doug have an affair with Mackies Mum?}

[dave_min]

Is that @@RAZOR ?

[Betty Swallicks]

Has there been a worse haircut atop the heid of a Dons player than this magnificent barnet as worn by Doug Considine circa 1980? 

 

How would you even go about asking the barber for a haircut that looks like that?  

 

"Can you give me something wavy, yet clapped to my heid like it's melted on? Also it needs to look like you used a dog's water bowl and just cut around the outside, but longer... like a fud." 

 

And can Andy also wear his hair like that for a season, just so the kids from this generation can appreciate it inna?

 

 

 

Who would have thought that 25 years later his loon would be playing on that same pitch and the bench behind him would be more mobile.

[King Street Loon]

Who would have thought that 25 years later his loon would be playing on that same pitch and the bench behind him would be more mobile.

[Foster14]

 

Jeffrey had nice hair.  Had a hint of a die hard baddie about him...

[Foster14]

[Foster14]

_{Did Doug have an affair with Mackies Mum?}

 

 

Hmm...

[manboobs109]

 

 

 

Mental how young Shearer looks there